"I'm Tiffany, and I approve this message."

And the face-eating leopards continue their work.

And the entire community of Berwyn rejoices.

Good luck with a jury. Straight women, gay men, and anyone who has ever dealt with an insurance company will need to be immediately disqualified.

I'd say "Brainworm, bear, whale, measles, babysitter" is replacing "person, man, woman, camera, TV," but it's all too many syllables for certain stable geniuses.

I also think that there are a lot of folks who usually engage substantively who are not currently doing so. Many are just recovering/regrouping & spending a bit on time on self-care & recovery instead of focusing their attention on (waves hands around) all of this. They'll be back.