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like hitting the forever snooze button

I think you’re right about the contrast between the two, but I also think any Olympic sport probably requires good money to be able to take part in. being able to practice instead of work for instance.

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this is nice but I really think I prefer beccadagoo’s version. who ever heard of riding to LA, Chicago, or NYC when you could ride to Fresno, Lansing, or Albany?

that's the absolute best

incredible

FIRST TIME?!

oh my lord YES

all he wanted to do was doxx the jury so he could privately threaten them! he’s rich, he should be allowed to! /s

another one for the blocklist

I remember the kids in that program got to line up for lunch first. which is weird because like, everyone needs to eat. making food a reward (even if negligible) doesn’t seem to be a healthy activity

I was in some kind of “advanced reader” thing in like 3rd grade right before the adhd kicked into full gear and reading became a huge chore

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except for the little turd at the end. that part doesn’t happen

I so love the Brennaissance

we get more dimensions of him!

not that I minded much his himbo era

I straight up feel like an alien when people are like “oh yeah it’s Wilt Minston and Catty Thrombuck. you know, that film made by Honj Malstro? the show they did with Lassen Tonka? does Tim Ribinger and the Dirty Seven ring a bell? Tessa Blessa? Krick Splinter-O’Neill? wow you’re out of touch”

yo, we need a full view of that beard 🤩