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Wernher Neumann
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American. No Kings.

German. Nie wieder.
"WAIT A SECOND I DIDN'T REALIZE FREEDOM MEANT THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE CHOICES TOO"
October 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"WAIT A SECOND I DIDN'T REALIZE FREEDOM MEANT THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE CHOICES TOO"
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
They're on their way to this
October 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The sixth-grader in the middle just said the F word. The one on the left can't stop giggling. The soul of the one on the right departed long ago.
October 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Is it take your child to work day?
October 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
All their military vehicles are completely riddled with donut holes.
October 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Dear Bari:

Attached is an improved version of your letter.
October 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Exeter vibes
September 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"America have stealth fighter, even bomber of stealth. They have satellite of many high tech sensor. But America have not undergarment for adult that give good smell and cover bad one?"
August 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"Rumors about smell, they are true."
August 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
When your parents were like "Brian & Kaitlyn are our favorite names"
August 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
August 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Please don't repost this or spread this wide and far.

Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo:

Weight: 260-285 lbs
Waist: 44-48"
July 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Please don't repost this or spread this wide and far.

Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo:

Weight: 260-285 lbs
Waist: 44-48"
July 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Please don't repost this or spread this wide and far.

Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo:

Weight: 260-285 lbs
Waist: 44-48"
July 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
July 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My card to Katie:
July 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
An impressive 2:1 manspread-to-chair-width ratio.
June 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
TNT First Ever Instant Winner of Sports Emmy Awards
June 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
What I learned is 47rump did nothing for the "problem" in his first term.
June 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
+100 bonus pts to the graphic design intern who secretly highlighted that the bill is just one big act
June 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
EXCLUSIVE: Four Trump appointees sit together in the communal outhouse and talk sh*t.
May 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I figured it out. If you use the Trump Tariff equation with:

Xi = President Xi, obviously, sending us fentanyl
mi = Doesn't matter, the two mi's cancel
epsilon = breasts
phi = male genitalia

and for Trump breasts are way better, so ignore phi. That leaves Xi / breasts = 119 million people. ✅
May 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Literally the only thing Leon Musk accomplished is SHIFTING $160 billion FROM education, the environment, science, the arts, civil rights, etc TO defense and building a wall.

Leon saved NOTHING. He took it from those in need and gave it to defense and security contractors.
May 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Literally the only thing Leon Musk accomplished is SHIFTING $160 billion FROM education, the environment, science, the arts, civil rights, etc TO defense and building a wall.

Leon saved NOTHING. He took it from those in need and gave it to defense and security contractors.
May 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM