Wernher Neumann
@wernherneumann.bsky.social
American. No Kings.
German. Nie wieder.
German. Nie wieder.
I'd say two tweets max before Troy was founded by a very competent and very noble Aryan people from the north.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'd say two tweets max before Troy was founded by a very competent and very noble Aryan people from the north.
We're only a few tweets away from the Trojans being very noble Aryan people from the north.
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
We're only a few tweets away from the Trojans being very noble Aryan people from the north.
I stole a guy's car and then I said, "let's sit down and work it out."
You know what his response was? "Hell no, give me my car back!"
That is not a reasonable response or a way to negotiate.
You know what his response was? "Hell no, give me my car back!"
That is not a reasonable response or a way to negotiate.
October 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I stole a guy's car and then I said, "let's sit down and work it out."
You know what his response was? "Hell no, give me my car back!"
That is not a reasonable response or a way to negotiate.
You know what his response was? "Hell no, give me my car back!"
That is not a reasonable response or a way to negotiate.
"WAIT A SECOND I DIDN'T REALIZE FREEDOM MEANT THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE CHOICES TOO"
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"WAIT A SECOND I DIDN'T REALIZE FREEDOM MEANT THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE CHOICES TOO"
GET DANNY OCEAN ON THE HORN
October 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
GET DANNY OCEAN ON THE HORN
Up next: Honoring our founding documents with expert Nicolas Cage.
October 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Up next: Honoring our founding documents with expert Nicolas Cage.
Clearly this guy didn't take logic!
IT'S BECAUSE THERE WERE NO CHILDREN ROB
IT'S BECAUSE THERE WERE NO CHILDREN ROB
October 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Clearly this guy didn't take logic!
IT'S BECAUSE THERE WERE NO CHILDREN ROB
IT'S BECAUSE THERE WERE NO CHILDREN ROB
"The autopardon is supported by a lot of people. It has a lot of support. I don't know I've never used the autopardon but I hear from a lot of good people about it."
October 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"The autopardon is supported by a lot of people. It has a lot of support. I don't know I've never used the autopardon but I hear from a lot of good people about it."
They're on their way to this
October 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
They're on their way to this
When he says "it cannot"...is he saying he tried and failed or what?
October 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
When he says "it cannot"...is he saying he tried and failed or what?
"Renter demolishes part of home. Landlord does nothing."
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Renter demolishes part of home. Landlord does nothing."
"When you're a king they let you do it"
October 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"When you're a king they let you do it"
"We've got a special on this symbol of spirituality commonly found in various Eastern religions and cultures."
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"We've got a special on this symbol of spirituality commonly found in various Eastern religions and cultures."
And when they say "stand by it" they mean, "seriously, off to one side"
October 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
And when they say "stand by it" they mean, "seriously, off to one side"
What I WILL TEACH MY BOYS though is NONE OF THAT PEARL CLUTCHING
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
What I WILL TEACH MY BOYS though is NONE OF THAT PEARL CLUTCHING
And also, you were just a boy and that's what boys do.
October 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
And also, you were just a boy and that's what boys do.
Methinks someone had too much wine-dark sea.
October 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Methinks someone had too much wine-dark sea.
He looks different than I imagined.
October 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
He looks different than I imagined.
As I will not let these people claim my Constitution, let not the true Christians let them claim the teachings of Jesus.
October 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
As I will not let these people claim my Constitution, let not the true Christians let them claim the teachings of Jesus.
The sixth-grader in the middle just said the F word. The one on the left can't stop giggling. The soul of the one on the right departed long ago.
October 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The sixth-grader in the middle just said the F word. The one on the left can't stop giggling. The soul of the one on the right departed long ago.
"We make up for it with volume"
October 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"We make up for it with volume"
"The History of the Decline and Fall of the American Empire" is gonna be waaayyy shorter than Gibbon's six volumes on Rome.
October 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"The History of the Decline and Fall of the American Empire" is gonna be waaayyy shorter than Gibbon's six volumes on Rome.
DAWG WE GONNA LOSE IN A GAME OF RISK I HATE TO TELL YOU
October 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
DAWG WE GONNA LOSE IN A GAME OF RISK I HATE TO TELL YOU
The best answer to that question is, "HELL IF I KNOW"
October 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The best answer to that question is, "HELL IF I KNOW"