"Hallo everybody peeps. The root of suffering, she is attachment, innit?"

You see, I see people asserting that the eye-searing ugliness of his art is a stylistic choice, then I remember that he and his followers thought that this bonk-eyed homunculus was a flattering and heroic portrait of Frederick Douglass.

"Do you know anyone who can launder conflict diamonds? Asking for a friend. You wouldn't know them, they're a company in Canada."

Today in "Tweets that are a bit disturbing until you scroll down far enough to see the pictures"

This is all pretty much the plot of Mark Russell's Prez.

FUCK 'EM UP STARFISH

The only thing more irritating is straight up going on about how something we eat "isn't food"

There's got to be a David Nobbs gag in this anecdote somewhere.

Seeing a post like “you don’t need to defend MTG’s fascism” and wondering if it’s a politics thing or some Harry Potter trading cards just dropped

The Aristotle thing is particularly funny because, as far as we know, the guy was married. Just ask your wife to open her mouth, dude.

"There is a very unstable situation on the ground"