WendyFromPeterPan
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I got frozen to a live electrical wire once so that explains a lot.
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Where are my literary friends? If cats acted out Lord of the Flies
Where are my literary friends? If cats acted out Lord of the Flies
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Where are my literary friends? If cats acted out Lord of the Flies
Where are my literary friends? If cats acted out Lord of the Flies
Our Dear Leader promised grocery prices would come down. I recorded some prices. Sticks of butter are still $4. Margarine was $3.50, now 5.15, milk was 4.50, now $5. Large yogurt, up 50 cents. Chicken pieces, up $1 per ounce. Wonder when he last went grocery shopping…
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Our Dear Leader promised grocery prices would come down. I recorded some prices. Sticks of butter are still $4. Margarine was $3.50, now 5.15, milk was 4.50, now $5. Large yogurt, up 50 cents. Chicken pieces, up $1 per ounce. Wonder when he last went grocery shopping…
Do you have words that you recognize, but you can’t exactly define? The word for the day is desiccate. I think it has something to do with dead frogs preserved w formaldehyde.
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Do you have words that you recognize, but you can’t exactly define? The word for the day is desiccate. I think it has something to do with dead frogs preserved w formaldehyde.
Y’all, get your damn colonoscopies. If they had done them in the 1980s, my dad might have lived past age 61.
October 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Y’all, get your damn colonoscopies. If they had done them in the 1980s, my dad might have lived past age 61.
Get your colonoscopy. It’s better than cancer. If they had done colonoscopies in the 1980s, my dad might not have died at age 61. Don’t die at 61.
October 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Get your colonoscopy. It’s better than cancer. If they had done colonoscopies in the 1980s, my dad might not have died at age 61. Don’t die at 61.
Candy corn dipped in peanut butter. Yummm. Why haven’t I heard any skirmishes in the Candy Corn War yet?
October 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Candy corn dipped in peanut butter. Yummm. Why haven’t I heard any skirmishes in the Candy Corn War yet?
Annnd there it is, the first “physicality” out of the mouth of an announcer in the Clemson@North Carolina game. A word they made up just for sports.
October 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Annnd there it is, the first “physicality” out of the mouth of an announcer in the Clemson@North Carolina game. A word they made up just for sports.
Am I the only person w a college education who has to google “Virgil”?
September 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Am I the only person w a college education who has to google “Virgil”?
@josiahhawthorne.bsky.social Why has my store-bought honey turned to sugar? Tastes good but crystallized.
September 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
@josiahhawthorne.bsky.social Why has my store-bought honey turned to sugar? Tastes good but crystallized.
My Duolingo owl is very very sad. I know I need to study my German, but there’s ice cream to be eaten.
September 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My Duolingo owl is very very sad. I know I need to study my German, but there’s ice cream to be eaten.
@thesassybirdie.bsky.social I heard only one “physicality” in the Clemson game tonight. That might be progress.
September 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
@thesassybirdie.bsky.social I heard only one “physicality” in the Clemson game tonight. That might be progress.
Since our Dear Leader has failed in Ukraine and failed on immigration (by stopping a legal immigration program that worked for 70 years) and failed on his trade war (Dumbest Trade War Ever, says the WSJ, a conservative paper), he has plenty of time on his hands to rename things. And spend millions
September 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Since our Dear Leader has failed in Ukraine and failed on immigration (by stopping a legal immigration program that worked for 70 years) and failed on his trade war (Dumbest Trade War Ever, says the WSJ, a conservative paper), he has plenty of time on his hands to rename things. And spend millions
I don’t know exactly what all the lyrics in “American Pie” mean. But I’m sure Satan was laughing with delight the day the music died.
August 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I don’t know exactly what all the lyrics in “American Pie” mean. But I’m sure Satan was laughing with delight the day the music died.
Anyone else unable to open mutuals?
August 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Anyone else unable to open mutuals?
CVS, can we go back to putting in my prescription number first without your automated female white voice going through all my drugs? It would save the customer 2 minutes times several thousand customers throughout the country.
August 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
CVS, can we go back to putting in my prescription number first without your automated female white voice going through all my drugs? It would save the customer 2 minutes times several thousand customers throughout the country.
Is there a word for that moment when you have a wedge of watermelon in your hand and you’ve eaten it almost to the rind and you have to decide whether to go for that last little juicy bite because if you eat it, you’ll get sticky watermelon juice on your cheeks
August 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Is there a word for that moment when you have a wedge of watermelon in your hand and you’ve eaten it almost to the rind and you have to decide whether to go for that last little juicy bite because if you eat it, you’ll get sticky watermelon juice on your cheeks
What are moderate Christians who have voted for both parties thinking of this presidency?
August 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
What are moderate Christians who have voted for both parties thinking of this presidency?
Do you go into the “following” heading and say, “I never followed these people. No clue who they are.”
August 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Do you go into the “following” heading and say, “I never followed these people. No clue who they are.”
Food scientists, please get your act together. I have interstitial cystitis. For years you’ve said, “Cranberries are good for bladder health.” Now you tell me, “Stay away from cranberries in any form!” What do you need? More money for research? Hmm, I’m guessing our Dear Leader is not up for that.
August 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Food scientists, please get your act together. I have interstitial cystitis. For years you’ve said, “Cranberries are good for bladder health.” Now you tell me, “Stay away from cranberries in any form!” What do you need? More money for research? Hmm, I’m guessing our Dear Leader is not up for that.
Dear Wordle, scraping the bottom of the English barrel, aren’t we?
August 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Dear Wordle, scraping the bottom of the English barrel, aren’t we?
WHY DO SMOKE ALARMS ALWAYS TELL YOU THE BATTERY IS LOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
August 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
WHY DO SMOKE ALARMS ALWAYS TELL YOU THE BATTERY IS LOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
In the summer shedding season, is it hypothetically possible to pet my cat so much that all his fur is on the floor and he looks like a Sphinx?
July 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
In the summer shedding season, is it hypothetically possible to pet my cat so much that all his fur is on the floor and he looks like a Sphinx?
Wordle, really? I got lucky. Are you trying to teach words that no one knows?
July 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Wordle, really? I got lucky. Are you trying to teach words that no one knows?
Well of course NPR leans left. That why I listen to it, AND I read the WSJ. The truth is somewhere in between. I will say I’ve spent 6 months cutting articles out of the WSJ when they criticize T. I have quite the collection, including the headline, “Dumbest Trade War Ever.”
July 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Well of course NPR leans left. That why I listen to it, AND I read the WSJ. The truth is somewhere in between. I will say I’ve spent 6 months cutting articles out of the WSJ when they criticize T. I have quite the collection, including the headline, “Dumbest Trade War Ever.”
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Put your money where your mouth is. . .
June 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Put your money where your mouth is. . .