Did you vote in support of ICE recently? Please explain voting to express gratitude to the institution deporting the 4 year old with cancer.

John Wick style movie "Republican Jesus" where he keep saying "you're forgiven" as he blasts everyone away.

I'd make it as a satire, but they'd unironically love it.

But I HATE HOAs....

Spurt, we salute you.

I call the sex ed programs of the 90's the "scared straight" program.

I had recently watched the Anthony Pedilla video where someone has DID, and they described all the personalities getting along like good roomates. Most DID portrayal in media is purely negative, so I wanted to incorporate that positive end somehow.

They call themselves "real Americans" the same way they call themselves "Christians" while hating their neighbors, hating the poor, hating the sick, and hating the meek.

I feel like they're going to just SAY they found 2 trillion they can justify billionaire tax cuts.

Switching to universal Healthcare would probably induce a temporary recession, but we'd all get Healthcare out of it. Republicans want to induce a recession so that we can get private trillionaires

"No atheist in a fox hole" to be replaced with "No antivaxxer in a measles outbreak"

This is some superhero origin story shit.

Anyone remember that movie Orgasmo? Reboot that with this guys as the lead.

If you ever want some voice work for any of these, just ask. Happy to contribute.

I can offer:
-Slightly feminine vaguely French bisexual elf
-Bewhildered New Zealander
-Masculine bisexual dad just checking in

I would say "and more" but it's all mostly somewhere between those 3.

It feels so weird to just be going to work.

There's the whole world stuff plus mom in the hospital, but some guy got his sweatpants chord stuck in his dryer motor, so I have to go deal with that.

Not a euphemism.

That's kind of like pointing out the single pane windows are not energy efficient after a car flew through the living room wall, but sure.

It's just lack of exercise and fast food. Both time constraints. Capitalism is taking more of everyone's time.

Add to each side the cost of the TV, the cost of rent, and the median income (adjusted for inflation).

Can confirm.

Worst experience as a player was when the DM took his 'low magic world' and installed automatic banish outsider turrets at every key building so that my pact of the chain warlock could not scout the area.

I want to DM games, including actual play content. I just want someone else to handle everything else.

I can build a world, run games, and improv with the best of them. Recruiting, editing, and posting content is where I fall short.

I need a player interested in the streamer side so I can just DM.

I've been wanting a gen one reboot but type shifted.

Grass type charmander (now named because he's charm-ing) with a little blooming flower on the end of the tail.

Fire type squirtle as a carnival fire breather. Little lighter flame on the thumb.

Water type bulbasaur... don't have that one...