Motor McBoatface
@wellthatsfab.bsky.social
My flabbers stay ghasted. Finance SVP, single mother, sports & fast car enthusiast, powerlifter, legendary ass haver. I also love birds.
My affirmation app has a sense of humor.
January 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My affirmation app has a sense of humor.
When it's in the upper 50s in south Florida
January 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
When it's in the upper 50s in south Florida
Everything reminds me of him.
December 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Everything reminds me of him.
I have some bad news, beloved
December 16, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I have some bad news, beloved
One of my newer favorite Christmas songs...
Jason Kelce, Travis Kelce, singing about each other and a Philly drunk tank. What more could you ask for?
Jason Kelce, Travis Kelce, singing about each other and a Philly drunk tank. What more could you ask for?
December 13, 2024 at 4:47 PM
One of my newer favorite Christmas songs...
Jason Kelce, Travis Kelce, singing about each other and a Philly drunk tank. What more could you ask for?
Jason Kelce, Travis Kelce, singing about each other and a Philly drunk tank. What more could you ask for?
Another good one but not nearly as high on the weep scale is Christmas Canon by Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Little kids with angelic high pitched voices get me man, I don't know.
December 13, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Another good one but not nearly as high on the weep scale is Christmas Canon by Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Little kids with angelic high pitched voices get me man, I don't know.
But either way, it's gorgeous and you should listen to it.
December 13, 2024 at 3:46 PM
But either way, it's gorgeous and you should listen to it.
When you're tired but you can't trust anyone not to steal your boney
December 12, 2024 at 7:09 PM
When you're tired but you can't trust anyone not to steal your boney
Underrated tidbit
December 9, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Underrated tidbit
Incredible work, algo team.
December 7, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Incredible work, algo team.
Shout-out to these Old Navy Christmas pajamas that are still in peak condition for their 14th Christmas. Lasted twice as long as my marriage and way more enjoyable.
December 3, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Shout-out to these Old Navy Christmas pajamas that are still in peak condition for their 14th Christmas. Lasted twice as long as my marriage and way more enjoyable.
'After vowing not to' is such passive aggressive, fake outrage bullshit, particularly when the incoming president is literally filling his cabinet with criminals. Fuck you, WSJ.
December 2, 2024 at 1:30 AM
'After vowing not to' is such passive aggressive, fake outrage bullshit, particularly when the incoming president is literally filling his cabinet with criminals. Fuck you, WSJ.
I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving ❤️
November 29, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving ❤️
My most viral tweet/thread was a DOOZY... I don't have all of the screenshots anymore but you'll get the jist...
November 28, 2024 at 3:13 AM
My most viral tweet/thread was a DOOZY... I don't have all of the screenshots anymore but you'll get the jist...
Did you guys know you can just order a box of double dark chocolate milanos for yourself and eat them until your nauseous? It's legal.
November 28, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Did you guys know you can just order a box of double dark chocolate milanos for yourself and eat them until your nauseous? It's legal.
Obsessed with how this melon brain posted this without a hint of irony
November 27, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Obsessed with how this melon brain posted this without a hint of irony
So it's a sandhill crane and this is 100% in Florida, likely the west coast.
Source: my neighborhood
Source: my neighborhood
November 27, 2024 at 2:23 PM
So it's a sandhill crane and this is 100% in Florida, likely the west coast.
Source: my neighborhood
Source: my neighborhood
I love this dumb gorgeous asshole so much. #goldenretriever
November 27, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I love this dumb gorgeous asshole so much. #goldenretriever
Sunset lamp arrived and 😍
November 27, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Sunset lamp arrived and 😍
Betty White eating spaghetti and meatballs
November 24, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Betty White eating spaghetti and meatballs
