Motor McBoatface
@wellthatsfab.bsky.social
My flabbers stay ghasted. Finance SVP, single mother, sports & fast car enthusiast, powerlifter, legendary ass haver. I also love birds.
Pinned
Dan Bongino responds to Geraldo’s comment on CNN that he would fight him if he saw him in person: “Why does everybody want to fight me all the time? Do I have a punchable face or something?”
His face is so punchable that his hairline keeps running away from it
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This is perfect explanation
January 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
This is perfect explanation
I have been complaining for YEARS that running hurts my hips and knees and you runners out here have just been gatekeeping foot strike change? I HATE YOU ALL.
January 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I have been complaining for YEARS that running hurts my hips and knees and you runners out here have just been gatekeeping foot strike change? I HATE YOU ALL.
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You, as a healthcare worker, simply do not have to talk to ICE or the cops. Hope this helps!
According to multiple news outlets, Trump has rescinded protections that prevented ICE from entering places such as schools/hospitals. Currently, HIPAA laws apply to immigrants, just as they do to everyone else. We have a responsibility to protect patients, regardless of their immigration status.
January 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You, as a healthcare worker, simply do not have to talk to ICE or the cops. Hope this helps!
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no matter how bad you are at your job, remember you did not let Saquon Barkley leave your team for a division rival where he ran for +2000 yards and led the rival to the NFC Championship game
January 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
no matter how bad you are at your job, remember you did not let Saquon Barkley leave your team for a division rival where he ran for +2000 yards and led the rival to the NFC Championship game
This is truly a wild thing to post on LinkedIn.
January 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is truly a wild thing to post on LinkedIn.
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If you are in line to sack Sam Darnold, stay in line. If you are in line before the end of the game, they have to let you sack him.
January 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
If you are in line to sack Sam Darnold, stay in line. If you are in line before the end of the game, they have to let you sack him.
Damn.
"He could have gone to Gaza and shot some Palestinian children in the head – in which case, not only would he probably face no consequences whatsoever, US lawmakers would probably go out of their way to shield him from accountability."
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
January 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Damn.
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Spotify users: look up Carrie Underwood, go to the three dots, select “don’t play this artist”
Because my name is Petty LaBelle and I reside in PettyVille
Because my name is Petty LaBelle and I reside in PettyVille
January 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Spotify users: look up Carrie Underwood, go to the three dots, select “don’t play this artist”
Because my name is Petty LaBelle and I reside in PettyVille
Because my name is Petty LaBelle and I reside in PettyVille
Absolutely not. Jesus might have redeemed him but the American people don't have to rise to that standard.
(1,2) Question for those who truly practice Christianity. Hegseth clearly has a pattern of bad and immoral behavior over time. When he says now "thankfully I am redeemed by my lord and savior Jesus Christ" do you consider that genuine and legitimate?
January 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Absolutely not. Jesus might have redeemed him but the American people don't have to rise to that standard.
When I was little, I wanted to be a Broadway star and somewhere along the line, I fucked up, and now I'm sitting in a Cap Management stress testing methodology risk and control workshop.
January 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
When I was little, I wanted to be a Broadway star and somewhere along the line, I fucked up, and now I'm sitting in a Cap Management stress testing methodology risk and control workshop.
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Been in L.A. for two years and I still miss New York, but I will admit that when someone in L.A. says they had a magical experience it’s like locking eyes with a coyote under a full moon and when someone in New York says it they mean they witnessed a guy dressed as Ant-Man get kicked by a cop horse.
January 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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This is a wild photograph
January 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This is a wild photograph
They did this with Superstorm Sandy too. Is anyone surprised?
January 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
They did this with Superstorm Sandy too. Is anyone surprised?
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It dont matter who the coach is in Dallas they could bring Jesus THE Christ down yonder... and Dallas still gone lose as long as Jerry Jones is the Owner
January 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It dont matter who the coach is in Dallas they could bring Jesus THE Christ down yonder... and Dallas still gone lose as long as Jerry Jones is the Owner
Having the best fucking day ever
January 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Having the best fucking day ever
My affirmation app has a sense of humor.
January 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My affirmation app has a sense of humor.
When it's in the upper 50s in south Florida
January 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
When it's in the upper 50s in south Florida
Me and whomst
Short king might have to stand on a box... but he stood on business
January 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Me and whomst
Whenever someone says they're born and raised FL, I immediately back up two steps.
January 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Whenever someone says they're born and raised FL, I immediately back up two steps.
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The fact that the FBI didn’t hold a press conference announcing the largest seizure of self-made explosives in history tells you everything you need to know about race and ideology of the suspect. Wanna guess? www.nytimes.com/2024/12/31/u...
F.B.I. Says It Found Largest Cache of Homemade Explosives in Its History at Va. Farm
Investigators discovered more than 150 devices, mostly pipe bombs, on a property outside Norfolk, court papers say.
www.nytimes.com
January 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The fact that the FBI didn’t hold a press conference announcing the largest seizure of self-made explosives in history tells you everything you need to know about race and ideology of the suspect. Wanna guess? www.nytimes.com/2024/12/31/u...
This is very important.
Good morning…
a great many of you are enthusiastic… ready to go… finger on the button… as a reminder…
“circle back season” does not end until Monday January 6th 2025
a great many of you are enthusiastic… ready to go… finger on the button… as a reminder…
“circle back season” does not end until Monday January 6th 2025
January 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is very important.
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Is this like picking a new pope
January 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Is this like picking a new pope
Porn is banned in Florida so I'm back since I don't have anything else to do now.
January 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Porn is banned in Florida so I'm back since I don't have anything else to do now.