Enough phishing training. I want employers to start doing mandatory trainings on how to dress appropriately for the office and for one’s age
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Enough phishing training. I want employers to start doing mandatory trainings on how to dress appropriately for the office and for one’s age
Booking a conference room to scream for 30 minutes
September 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Booking a conference room to scream for 30 minutes
I have unintentionally made my bf’s cat a snob. When I first started dating him she used to sleep on my Barbour jacket when I’d come over, and now that I live here she goes out of her way to nap on my Pendleton blankets. What have I done
July 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I have unintentionally made my bf’s cat a snob. When I first started dating him she used to sleep on my Barbour jacket when I’d come over, and now that I live here she goes out of her way to nap on my Pendleton blankets. What have I done
Today I informed a major appliance manufacturer that I intend to sue them! How is everyone else’s day going? :)
July 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Today I informed a major appliance manufacturer that I intend to sue them! How is everyone else’s day going? :)
They will never stop letting me sing Pink Pony Club at karaoke because it unites the masses (and because I can actually hit the high notes)
July 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
They will never stop letting me sing Pink Pony Club at karaoke because it unites the masses (and because I can actually hit the high notes)
If people in multiple unconnected circles have a problem with you then idk man maybe it’s not everyone else who’s the problem
July 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
If people in multiple unconnected circles have a problem with you then idk man maybe it’s not everyone else who’s the problem
My bf’s favorite pastime is watching niche YouTube videos, followed very closely by shaming me for the amount of lulu leggings I own 💖
July 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
My bf’s favorite pastime is watching niche YouTube videos, followed very closely by shaming me for the amount of lulu leggings I own 💖
Welcome to Pittsburgh! No restaurant downtown is open past 10 PM!
June 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Welcome to Pittsburgh! No restaurant downtown is open past 10 PM!
I have spent so much of my day thinking about Adriana Smith and her family. Every single medical “professional” involved in using a dead woman as an incubator FOR A PREGNANCY THAT WASN’T EVEN VIABLE AT THE TIME OF DEATH should lose their license, with no opportunity to appeal.
June 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I have spent so much of my day thinking about Adriana Smith and her family. Every single medical “professional” involved in using a dead woman as an incubator FOR A PREGNANCY THAT WASN’T EVEN VIABLE AT THE TIME OF DEATH should lose their license, with no opportunity to appeal.
Said “I’d like a full set of dinner plates in this Wedgwood print” while moving the salad plates from my buffet to my cornet cabinet, proceeded to find exactly that in the next drawer. Maybe I don’t buy more china for a while 🫠
June 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Said “I’d like a full set of dinner plates in this Wedgwood print” while moving the salad plates from my buffet to my cornet cabinet, proceeded to find exactly that in the next drawer. Maybe I don’t buy more china for a while 🫠
…I just paid $150 for an appliance store tech to come out and tell me I’m going to have to pay an additional $115 for a GE-specific tech to come out :) I love home ownership :)
June 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
…I just paid $150 for an appliance store tech to come out and tell me I’m going to have to pay an additional $115 for a GE-specific tech to come out :) I love home ownership :)
You can very easily spot who has never been to a golf event before by the way they dress. You cannot wear LEGGINGS to the U.S. Open omfg
June 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You can very easily spot who has never been to a golf event before by the way they dress. You cannot wear LEGGINGS to the U.S. Open omfg
Bf told me he’s certain I own more clothing than all of his exes combined and I know he meant it as a way to tell me I shop too much but I took it as a compliment on my wardrobe LMAO
June 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Bf told me he’s certain I own more clothing than all of his exes combined and I know he meant it as a way to tell me I shop too much but I took it as a compliment on my wardrobe LMAO
At the point in my weight loss where I don’t realize just how big my clothes are on me until I see myself in pictures 🙃
May 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
At the point in my weight loss where I don’t realize just how big my clothes are on me until I see myself in pictures 🙃
Favorite airport pastime: counting how many fake Louis Vuitton bags I see (or any other designer really)
May 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Favorite airport pastime: counting how many fake Louis Vuitton bags I see (or any other designer really)
Showed up to Shane’s polling place to drop off more materials, someone said I’ve had great campaign manager style and skill this whole time, then they were shocked when he kissed me to thank me because they thought I was a true staffer LOL
May 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Showed up to Shane’s polling place to drop off more materials, someone said I’ve had great campaign manager style and skill this whole time, then they were shocked when he kissed me to thank me because they thought I was a true staffer LOL
Reported Shane’s ex to the state for a different kind of fraud today since she wants to intentionally withhold income info from the state to further her victim narrative 💖
February 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Reported Shane’s ex to the state for a different kind of fraud today since she wants to intentionally withhold income info from the state to further her victim narrative 💖
Since this is my one public form of social media and I know ~some people~ routinely creep on it, I’ll check in to say that I recently reported Shane’s ex to the DOE for FAFSA fraud and to the state for benefit fraud. Time to move on with your life and stop impacting mine, girlypop 💖
November 24, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Since this is my one public form of social media and I know ~some people~ routinely creep on it, I’ll check in to say that I recently reported Shane’s ex to the DOE for FAFSA fraud and to the state for benefit fraud. Time to move on with your life and stop impacting mine, girlypop 💖
Extremely sad so you bet I’m taking my fat ass to Cane’s!!!!!!
February 21, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Extremely sad so you bet I’m taking my fat ass to Cane’s!!!!!!
I desperately need this app to take off more because the others are truly becoming insufferable
October 24, 2023 at 3:30 PM
I desperately need this app to take off more because the others are truly becoming insufferable
Gen Zers trying to say that skinny jeans are out of style really just shows that they know nothing about how to dress
August 11, 2023 at 8:15 PM
Gen Zers trying to say that skinny jeans are out of style really just shows that they know nothing about how to dress
This dog, who just ate a full breakfast, is putting on his best ASPCA commercial eyes for a bite of my bagel. Incredible
August 2, 2023 at 12:44 PM
This dog, who just ate a full breakfast, is putting on his best ASPCA commercial eyes for a bite of my bagel. Incredible
Overheard in Walmart:
“Are you still with Jimmy?”
“No, he’s dead. He was murdered.”
Oh my god???
“Are you still with Jimmy?”
“No, he’s dead. He was murdered.”
Oh my god???
July 26, 2023 at 3:12 AM
Overheard in Walmart:
“Are you still with Jimmy?”
“No, he’s dead. He was murdered.”
Oh my god???
“Are you still with Jimmy?”
“No, he’s dead. He was murdered.”
Oh my god???
At a local ice cream shop and they’re selling lactaid for 25 cents. Brilliant
July 24, 2023 at 12:58 AM
At a local ice cream shop and they’re selling lactaid for 25 cents. Brilliant