Taking a car full of donations to Goodwill continues to be the most potent high I’ve ever experienced
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Taking a car full of donations to Goodwill continues to be the most potent high I’ve ever experienced
I just really need everyone to know that this mug is what Brady has instead of a toiletries bag
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I just really need everyone to know that this mug is what Brady has instead of a toiletries bag
Thanksgiving morning bingo:
- Pre-coffee fight with partner (mandatory, free space)
- Food prep related injury
- Cry at Macy’s parade even though it’s just one big ad for capitalism
- Remember that musical theater exists
- Meltdown (child)
- Meltdown (self)
- Premature Christmas gift panic
- Pre-coffee fight with partner (mandatory, free space)
- Food prep related injury
- Cry at Macy’s parade even though it’s just one big ad for capitalism
- Remember that musical theater exists
- Meltdown (child)
- Meltdown (self)
- Premature Christmas gift panic
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Thanksgiving morning bingo:
- Pre-coffee fight with partner (mandatory, free space)
- Food prep related injury
- Cry at Macy’s parade even though it’s just one big ad for capitalism
- Remember that musical theater exists
- Meltdown (child)
- Meltdown (self)
- Premature Christmas gift panic
- Pre-coffee fight with partner (mandatory, free space)
- Food prep related injury
- Cry at Macy’s parade even though it’s just one big ad for capitalism
- Remember that musical theater exists
- Meltdown (child)
- Meltdown (self)
- Premature Christmas gift panic
Am I the only one who caught that NBC is now referring to commercials as “short films”
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Am I the only one who caught that NBC is now referring to commercials as “short films”
potato peeling purgatory
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
potato peeling purgatory
Sower just told me I’m cancelled, never letting him anywhere near the internet again 😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Sower just told me I’m cancelled, never letting him anywhere near the internet again 😭😭
Hey y’all, just checking in to see if anyone has found a way to make the chores stop??
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Hey y’all, just checking in to see if anyone has found a way to make the chores stop??
Reposted by kelbel69
I like bad movies and I’m proud
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I like bad movies and I’m proud
You know the overstimulation is bad when you can’t even handle a wood wick candle
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You know the overstimulation is bad when you can’t even handle a wood wick candle
Everyone needs that one old soul friend who tells you to text when you make it home 💞
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Everyone needs that one old soul friend who tells you to text when you make it home 💞
Willy Wonka kink 😁
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Willy Wonka kink 😁
Putting this in writing to hold over his head in fifteen years: 3yo just informed me that when he’s grown he’s going to make a bunch of money so I don’t have to work
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Putting this in writing to hold over his head in fifteen years: 3yo just informed me that when he’s grown he’s going to make a bunch of money so I don’t have to work
I love fancy French cheese but I also love spray can cheese, and that, above all else, is what makes me such a joy to be around
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I love fancy French cheese but I also love spray can cheese, and that, above all else, is what makes me such a joy to be around
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
Reposted by kelbel69
One more AI video and I might just commit a crime
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
One more AI video and I might just commit a crime
I haven’t heard @rockfactory.bsky.social sing in far too long ☹️
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I haven’t heard @rockfactory.bsky.social sing in far too long ☹️
Don’t worry everyone, it’s not even 8am and Sower has already told his Dad that he loves him, unprompted!
“We’re getting married to each other now.”
“There’s only one problem with that.”
“What?”
“I’m already married to Daddy!”
“I want to give Daddy to another family.”
“There’s only one problem with that.”
“What?”
“I’m already married to Daddy!”
“I want to give Daddy to another family.”
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Don’t worry everyone, it’s not even 8am and Sower has already told his Dad that he loves him, unprompted!
“We’re getting married to each other now.”
“There’s only one problem with that.”
“What?”
“I’m already married to Daddy!”
“I want to give Daddy to another family.”
“There’s only one problem with that.”
“What?”
“I’m already married to Daddy!”
“I want to give Daddy to another family.”
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“We’re getting married to each other now.”
“There’s only one problem with that.”
“What?”
“I’m already married to Daddy!”
“I want to give Daddy to another family.”
“There’s only one problem with that.”
“What?”
“I’m already married to Daddy!”
“I want to give Daddy to another family.”
Who needs ASMR when you can just get real quiet and listen to the microplastic rattling around in your brain
October 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Who needs ASMR when you can just get real quiet and listen to the microplastic rattling around in your brain
Reposted by kelbel69
the hard way (creative flow state, meaningful vocation, trophies/accolades) no working…
but the easy way (8+ hr sleep, mindful substance use, cardio, and friends) does kinda suffice, tbh
but the easy way (8+ hr sleep, mindful substance use, cardio, and friends) does kinda suffice, tbh
October 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
the hard way (creative flow state, meaningful vocation, trophies/accolades) no working…
but the easy way (8+ hr sleep, mindful substance use, cardio, and friends) does kinda suffice, tbh
but the easy way (8+ hr sleep, mindful substance use, cardio, and friends) does kinda suffice, tbh
Beets are lowkey the closest thing to cannibalism. Agree or disagree?
October 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Beets are lowkey the closest thing to cannibalism. Agree or disagree?
“I’m stressed out.”
“Why?”
“Because no one’s playing with me.”
“Why?”
“Because no one’s playing with me.”
October 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
“I’m stressed out.”
“Why?”
“Because no one’s playing with me.”
“Why?”
“Because no one’s playing with me.”
6am-4pm: Mommy Honey :)
4pm-bedtime: Mommy Trunchbull :(
4pm-bedtime: Mommy Trunchbull :(
October 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
6am-4pm: Mommy Honey :)
4pm-bedtime: Mommy Trunchbull :(
4pm-bedtime: Mommy Trunchbull :(
It’s exhilarating to shop at the Brentwood Fresh Market and pretend I’m married to an investment banker
October 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It’s exhilarating to shop at the Brentwood Fresh Market and pretend I’m married to an investment banker
Not committing to anything…but…….if I ever were to GM a one-shot RPG, is there anyone out there who would be interested in playing?? (Vibes: unsettling, atmospheric, horror-leaning)
October 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Not committing to anything…but…….if I ever were to GM a one-shot RPG, is there anyone out there who would be interested in playing?? (Vibes: unsettling, atmospheric, horror-leaning)