monky
@monkyinatree.bsky.social
academically thirsty, face blind, desk enthusiast, intrusive chore addict, book related audacity
just a few updates:
1. god is real
2. i no longer have pink eye
3. Z’s Music & Discourse Parlor a.k.a. Swann Salon is opening on Belmont Blvd. in January 2026!!
1. god is real
2. i no longer have pink eye
3. Z’s Music & Discourse Parlor a.k.a. Swann Salon is opening on Belmont Blvd. in January 2026!!
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
just a few updates:
1. god is real
2. i no longer have pink eye
3. Z’s Music & Discourse Parlor a.k.a. Swann Salon is opening on Belmont Blvd. in January 2026!!
1. god is real
2. i no longer have pink eye
3. Z’s Music & Discourse Parlor a.k.a. Swann Salon is opening on Belmont Blvd. in January 2026!!
a new “big if true” bombshell has entered the villa!!!
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
a new “big if true” bombshell has entered the villa!!!
will my date tonight please open hinge and read my cancellation message (from 8:30am!!) before heading to the bar in two hours.
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
will my date tonight please open hinge and read my cancellation message (from 8:30am!!) before heading to the bar in two hours.
roommate undergoing an excruciating line of questioning from 2 baby mormon missionaries rn 😨
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
roommate undergoing an excruciating line of questioning from 2 baby mormon missionaries rn 😨
iso a fragrance like a xerox machine in the faculty break room that just printed 200 copies of an algebra test
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
iso a fragrance like a xerox machine in the faculty break room that just printed 200 copies of an algebra test
at 17 years as a nashville resident, and most of them in one neighborhood, i’m finally ready to assume earnestly the title of “townie”
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
at 17 years as a nashville resident, and most of them in one neighborhood, i’m finally ready to assume earnestly the title of “townie”
land acknowledgment in the hinge dms…🤨
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
land acknowledgment in the hinge dms…🤨
someone might want to consider composing a complete Requiem mass to be performed at the occasion of my death.
just a thought
just a thought
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
someone might want to consider composing a complete Requiem mass to be performed at the occasion of my death.
just a thought
just a thought
god gives me simple trials he knows i can overcome: go to bed by 10pm so you don’t hate yourself at work tomorrow.
the nba schedules lakers vs. spurs to tipoff at 9pm
😰😰😰
the nba schedules lakers vs. spurs to tipoff at 9pm
😰😰😰
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
god gives me simple trials he knows i can overcome: go to bed by 10pm so you don’t hate yourself at work tomorrow.
the nba schedules lakers vs. spurs to tipoff at 9pm
😰😰😰
the nba schedules lakers vs. spurs to tipoff at 9pm
😰😰😰
redownloaded twitter in order to properly lib out this evening
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
redownloaded twitter in order to properly lib out this evening
“i would like to kindly invite everyone around me to STOP embarrassing themselves!!”
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
“i would like to kindly invite everyone around me to STOP embarrassing themselves!!”
beginning to worry i have not sufficiently mined my childhood for content
November 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
beginning to worry i have not sufficiently mined my childhood for content
did this today, actually. feeling goddam amazing
What if we “wrote” a “song”?
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
did this today, actually. feeling goddam amazing
in a feat absolutely on brand pour moi, there may not exist a single photo of me dressed as a pickle last night
November 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
in a feat absolutely on brand pour moi, there may not exist a single photo of me dressed as a pickle last night
“relinquish the cat ears at once!!”
November 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“relinquish the cat ears at once!!”
“ive heard of affairs
that are strictly platonic
but items are a girl’s best friend”
that are strictly platonic
but items are a girl’s best friend”
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“ive heard of affairs
that are strictly platonic
but items are a girl’s best friend”
that are strictly platonic
but items are a girl’s best friend”
this individual is the perfect candidate for a certain lighthearted and mischevious prank!
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
this individual is the perfect candidate for a certain lighthearted and mischevious prank!
don’t let em dilute your dew, Orph!
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
don’t let em dilute your dew, Orph!
🎵”i dreamed jon hamm lived in my town/ & my ex wife & i began competing to be the more naturally acquainted with him”🎵🎸
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
🎵”i dreamed jon hamm lived in my town/ & my ex wife & i began competing to be the more naturally acquainted with him”🎵🎸
today i learned about perverts
October 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
today i learned about perverts
not too bad for a lunch break!
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
not too bad for a lunch break!
i am not a outdoorsy lesbian bottom…but i do possess certain parallel qualities
October 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i am not a outdoorsy lesbian bottom…but i do possess certain parallel qualities
“as a child, i’d turn tail and run if i saw an onion in my dinner”
October 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“as a child, i’d turn tail and run if i saw an onion in my dinner”