monky
@monkyinatree.bsky.social
academically thirsty, face blind, desk enthusiast, intrusive chore addict, book related audacity
grasshoppers are chronically scheming. that’s why they are always rubbin like that
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
grasshoppers are chronically scheming. that’s why they are always rubbin like that
genuine inquiry for aomfs that say “hectic”…
what do you like about saying this word?
what do you like about saying this word?
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
genuine inquiry for aomfs that say “hectic”…
what do you like about saying this word?
what do you like about saying this word?
how to find the perfect mattress in under 45 minutes
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
how to find the perfect mattress in under 45 minutes
the LORD hath wasted no time in putting my newfound faith to the test…and it’s not going great
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
the LORD hath wasted no time in putting my newfound faith to the test…and it’s not going great
following extensive research, i have determined the ideal length for a family vacation is 45 minutes
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
following extensive research, i have determined the ideal length for a family vacation is 45 minutes
inshallah, the solution shall never be found
Hey y’all, just checking in to see if anyone has found a way to make the chores stop??
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
inshallah, the solution shall never be found
roommate just offhandedly referred to her friend Billy the Toad.
excuse me!?
i would like to see more modern people employ the “[name] the [category]” style of title
excuse me!?
i would like to see more modern people employ the “[name] the [category]” style of title
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
roommate just offhandedly referred to her friend Billy the Toad.
excuse me!?
i would like to see more modern people employ the “[name] the [category]” style of title
excuse me!?
i would like to see more modern people employ the “[name] the [category]” style of title
and just like that…the pantheon of home goods internet advertisers turned their collective gaze towards me, a guy who is about to move apartments
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
and just like that…the pantheon of home goods internet advertisers turned their collective gaze towards me, a guy who is about to move apartments
i have qualified to keep my health insurance for another 6 months
i love America!
i love America!
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i have qualified to keep my health insurance for another 6 months
i love America!
i love America!
just a few updates:
1. god is real
2. i no longer have pink eye
3. Z’s Music & Discourse Parlor a.k.a. Swann Salon is opening on Belmont Blvd. in January 2026!!
1. god is real
2. i no longer have pink eye
3. Z’s Music & Discourse Parlor a.k.a. Swann Salon is opening on Belmont Blvd. in January 2026!!
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
just a few updates:
1. god is real
2. i no longer have pink eye
3. Z’s Music & Discourse Parlor a.k.a. Swann Salon is opening on Belmont Blvd. in January 2026!!
1. god is real
2. i no longer have pink eye
3. Z’s Music & Discourse Parlor a.k.a. Swann Salon is opening on Belmont Blvd. in January 2026!!
a new “big if true” bombshell has entered the villa!!!
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
a new “big if true” bombshell has entered the villa!!!
will my date tonight please open hinge and read my cancellation message (from 8:30am!!) before heading to the bar in two hours.
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
will my date tonight please open hinge and read my cancellation message (from 8:30am!!) before heading to the bar in two hours.
roommate undergoing an excruciating line of questioning from 2 baby mormon missionaries rn 😨
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
roommate undergoing an excruciating line of questioning from 2 baby mormon missionaries rn 😨
iso a fragrance like a xerox machine in the faculty break room that just printed 200 copies of an algebra test
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
iso a fragrance like a xerox machine in the faculty break room that just printed 200 copies of an algebra test
at 17 years as a nashville resident, and most of them in one neighborhood, i’m finally ready to assume earnestly the title of “townie”
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
at 17 years as a nashville resident, and most of them in one neighborhood, i’m finally ready to assume earnestly the title of “townie”
land acknowledgment in the hinge dms…🤨
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
land acknowledgment in the hinge dms…🤨
someone might want to consider composing a complete Requiem mass to be performed at the occasion of my death.
just a thought
just a thought
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
someone might want to consider composing a complete Requiem mass to be performed at the occasion of my death.
just a thought
just a thought
god gives me simple trials he knows i can overcome: go to bed by 10pm so you don’t hate yourself at work tomorrow.
the nba schedules lakers vs. spurs to tipoff at 9pm
😰😰😰
the nba schedules lakers vs. spurs to tipoff at 9pm
😰😰😰
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
god gives me simple trials he knows i can overcome: go to bed by 10pm so you don’t hate yourself at work tomorrow.
the nba schedules lakers vs. spurs to tipoff at 9pm
😰😰😰
the nba schedules lakers vs. spurs to tipoff at 9pm
😰😰😰
redownloaded twitter in order to properly lib out this evening
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
redownloaded twitter in order to properly lib out this evening
“i would like to kindly invite everyone around me to STOP embarrassing themselves!!”
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
“i would like to kindly invite everyone around me to STOP embarrassing themselves!!”
beginning to worry i have not sufficiently mined my childhood for content
November 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
beginning to worry i have not sufficiently mined my childhood for content
did this today, actually. feeling goddam amazing
What if we “wrote” a “song”?
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
did this today, actually. feeling goddam amazing
in a feat absolutely on brand pour moi, there may not exist a single photo of me dressed as a pickle last night
November 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
in a feat absolutely on brand pour moi, there may not exist a single photo of me dressed as a pickle last night
“relinquish the cat ears at once!!”
November 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“relinquish the cat ears at once!!”