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brett weisband
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made of fine chrome alloy
answers a plenty in the by and by. the sphere will steal your face right off your head.
March 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
good for joel, stop pocket watching.
Joel Embiid's contract for the next four seasons:

25-26: $55.2M - 35.7% of cap (projected)
26-27: $59.5M - 35.0% of cap (projected)
27-28: $64.3M- 34.4% of cap (projected)
28-29: $69.1M (player option) - 33.6% of cap (projected)

All fully guaranteed. No protections for PHI.
March 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
very nearly cut my own throat shaving when @bowulf.bsky.social said “i have sat on the proverbial cuck chair”
February 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
they should stop putting the sixers on national television, perhaps permanently
February 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
repost with the first album you bought with your own money
February 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
new bon iver song summarized
February 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
never in my life as a philadelphian have I felt the level of confidence I had in this eagles team. what a team, what a city. go birds.
February 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
so yeah, go birds
February 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
go birds
February 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
February 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I immediately went to ebay and made a purchase, why do they let me have a checking account?
How a defunct Football league gave us some of the rarest sports fashion!
December 5, 2024 at 9:43 PM
nick nurse makes me feel the same things doc rivers made me feel.
December 4, 2024 at 2:15 AM
this is how I found out
New Kendrick???
November 22, 2024 at 5:56 PM
last 5 concerts I saw:

kitchen dwellers
jungle
dana & alden
vamprie weekend
mark farina

next up: butcher brown and nate smith w/ kiefer, carrtoons, charlie hunter, and bilal
Last 5 concerts I saw...

Goose
Phish
Sammy Hagar
Goose
The Rolling Stones
Last 5 concerts I saw...
King Gizzard Lizard Wizard
Phish
Karina Rykman
Phish
Billy Strings
November 21, 2024 at 8:42 PM
i'm glad this didn't happen because where would I have drank beer and smoked cigarettes in high school if it did?
Did you know that Philly made a bid to be the home of the United Nations?

The UN seriously considered a 12-acre site on Belmont Plateau in Fairmount Park...before ultimately choosing Manhattan.

Here's a headline from today's Inquirer in 1946:
November 21, 2024 at 2:34 PM
hey let’s all take solace that josh harris is wasting his money on this team
November 21, 2024 at 3:11 AM
I used to compare being a sixers fan to being charlie brown and now I think it’s more like being prometheus.
November 21, 2024 at 2:17 AM
watching the sixers and considering gouging my eyes. so doing pretty good!
November 21, 2024 at 2:12 AM