Wendy Hammer
@weirdtea.bsky.social
Reader. Writer. Weirder.
Hating Ronald Reagan is approximately 7% of my personality.
Hating Ronald Reagan is approximately 7% of my personality.
One of my favorite things about living by train tracks is seeing a lot of graffiti.
I, too, love tofu.
I, too, love tofu.
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
One of my favorite things about living by train tracks is seeing a lot of graffiti.
I, too, love tofu.
I, too, love tofu.
One of the things about getting old that sucks is losing the ability to see detail without enough light.
All the gorgeous rpg dice activate my dragon heart, but I know from experience that outside of perfect conditions and high contrast ink, I won’t be able to read the roll.
And still I yearn.
All the gorgeous rpg dice activate my dragon heart, but I know from experience that outside of perfect conditions and high contrast ink, I won’t be able to read the roll.
And still I yearn.
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
One of the things about getting old that sucks is losing the ability to see detail without enough light.
All the gorgeous rpg dice activate my dragon heart, but I know from experience that outside of perfect conditions and high contrast ink, I won’t be able to read the roll.
And still I yearn.
All the gorgeous rpg dice activate my dragon heart, but I know from experience that outside of perfect conditions and high contrast ink, I won’t be able to read the roll.
And still I yearn.
Sometimes your pantry supplies and a bit of festive news in this hellscape come together to form a batch of absolute unit cookies.
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sometimes your pantry supplies and a bit of festive news in this hellscape come together to form a batch of absolute unit cookies.
I do think a lawnmower has more humanity and does more good in the world.
September 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I do think a lawnmower has more humanity and does more good in the world.
Facebook: keeping us safe from brains and cartoon coyotes.
September 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Facebook: keeping us safe from brains and cartoon coyotes.
A modest haul, but one I am looking forward to reading.
April 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
A modest haul, but one I am looking forward to reading.
A giant vat of Maker’s Mark mash. That’s the skeet.
Cheers.
Cheers.
January 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
A giant vat of Maker’s Mark mash. That’s the skeet.
Cheers.
Cheers.
January 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
David Lynch’s works showed me how delightful and deliciously terrifying weird art can be—while still having heart.
I rented a video to him one time and I barely kept it together. He was kind. I bet he remembered to rewind, too.
I rented a video to him one time and I barely kept it together. He was kind. I bet he remembered to rewind, too.
January 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
David Lynch’s works showed me how delightful and deliciously terrifying weird art can be—while still having heart.
I rented a video to him one time and I barely kept it together. He was kind. I bet he remembered to rewind, too.
I rented a video to him one time and I barely kept it together. He was kind. I bet he remembered to rewind, too.
Though it stretches the definition I like 29th Street
December 25, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Though it stretches the definition I like 29th Street
Now THIS is a Christmas special.
December 20, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Now THIS is a Christmas special.
Tried watching one of those cheesy Christmas shows.
The plot solution to free the single female lead to go off to Paris to dance?
Her male coworker with a family gets laid off and SHE VOLUNTEERS TO BE LET GO IN HIS PLACE because “he needs it more” and “God has a plan.”
That’s a holiday HELL NO
The plot solution to free the single female lead to go off to Paris to dance?
Her male coworker with a family gets laid off and SHE VOLUNTEERS TO BE LET GO IN HIS PLACE because “he needs it more” and “God has a plan.”
That’s a holiday HELL NO
December 18, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Tried watching one of those cheesy Christmas shows.
The plot solution to free the single female lead to go off to Paris to dance?
Her male coworker with a family gets laid off and SHE VOLUNTEERS TO BE LET GO IN HIS PLACE because “he needs it more” and “God has a plan.”
That’s a holiday HELL NO
The plot solution to free the single female lead to go off to Paris to dance?
Her male coworker with a family gets laid off and SHE VOLUNTEERS TO BE LET GO IN HIS PLACE because “he needs it more” and “God has a plan.”
That’s a holiday HELL NO
I love creepy hallways and bookshelves. Academic library stacks are a precious thing of beauty.
December 8, 2024 at 1:41 PM
I love creepy hallways and bookshelves. Academic library stacks are a precious thing of beauty.
Visited a cool bookstore in Rochester, NY. Nice little SFF and horror sections. Zines. Witchy good vibes.
December 7, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Visited a cool bookstore in Rochester, NY. Nice little SFF and horror sections. Zines. Witchy good vibes.
I don’t have a pet so I am always extra delighted to spend time with one. I have my book. She has her bed. Most agreeable company!
November 30, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I don’t have a pet so I am always extra delighted to spend time with one. I have my book. She has her bed. Most agreeable company!
I chose this squash from the student farm for its threatening aura. I shall consume its strength and rage on.
November 15, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I chose this squash from the student farm for its threatening aura. I shall consume its strength and rage on.
Spending a lot of time losing myself in Dragon Age Veilguard and anxiety baking.
It’s dark days, but at least I have Cranberry Pear pie.
It’s dark days, but at least I have Cranberry Pear pie.
November 15, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Spending a lot of time losing myself in Dragon Age Veilguard and anxiety baking.
It’s dark days, but at least I have Cranberry Pear pie.
It’s dark days, but at least I have Cranberry Pear pie.
Another cocktail from the Dungeons & Flagons book.
This one is an Elfharrow Kiss. I like the smoky taste the Mezcal adds to the party.
This one is an Elfharrow Kiss. I like the smoky taste the Mezcal adds to the party.
October 26, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Another cocktail from the Dungeons & Flagons book.
This one is an Elfharrow Kiss. I like the smoky taste the Mezcal adds to the party.
This one is an Elfharrow Kiss. I like the smoky taste the Mezcal adds to the party.
I have been making cocktails from the Puncheons & Flagons book. Tonight is a Scrimshaw. Cheers!
September 28, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I have been making cocktails from the Puncheons & Flagons book. Tonight is a Scrimshaw. Cheers!
Choosing dice for characters is such a fun part of the process! (And an excuse to add to the hoard).
My Tiefling College of Lore Bard/ Twilight Cleric likes drama and sparkle.
And my new Icy Drakona Guardian is all about blues, metals—and a splash of red.
My Tiefling College of Lore Bard/ Twilight Cleric likes drama and sparkle.
And my new Icy Drakona Guardian is all about blues, metals—and a splash of red.
September 4, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Choosing dice for characters is such a fun part of the process! (And an excuse to add to the hoard).
My Tiefling College of Lore Bard/ Twilight Cleric likes drama and sparkle.
And my new Icy Drakona Guardian is all about blues, metals—and a splash of red.
My Tiefling College of Lore Bard/ Twilight Cleric likes drama and sparkle.
And my new Icy Drakona Guardian is all about blues, metals—and a splash of red.
Four of my favorite games (though to be honest it was difficult to pick only one DA title):
September 2, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Four of my favorite games (though to be honest it was difficult to pick only one DA title):
Summer unemployment bonus: extra time to fuss about in the kitchen making a strawberry cream cake.
May 10, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Summer unemployment bonus: extra time to fuss about in the kitchen making a strawberry cream cake.
Went to the Louisville Arcade Expo this weekend and this was my favorite attraction:
March 31, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Went to the Louisville Arcade Expo this weekend and this was my favorite attraction:
Had to find something to do with leftover buttermilk so I baked Blueberry Biscuits with Honey Butter. Afternoon tea is now way more festive!
March 11, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Had to find something to do with leftover buttermilk so I baked Blueberry Biscuits with Honey Butter. Afternoon tea is now way more festive!
Looks like past me was having a stupid day. Good news is that checklist based humor still amuses me.
Also, guess I haven’t checked that list for at least 4 years. Very handy.
Also, guess I haven’t checked that list for at least 4 years. Very handy.
January 22, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Looks like past me was having a stupid day. Good news is that checklist based humor still amuses me.
Also, guess I haven’t checked that list for at least 4 years. Very handy.
Also, guess I haven’t checked that list for at least 4 years. Very handy.