frustrated looking at these gorgeous screenshots bc I'm not a fishing game person 😞 very happy this exists tho

horsey baby this isn't it

oh yeah y'know all those pagan rituals that had nothing to do with religious practice. sacrificing animals for fun and whatnot

i do this at work too

arent the neytiri specifically designed to be fuckable (by james cameron)

heading to check out the bidet bc something else hardened while I waited 😈

it's drama free tho so idk what the problem is :/

your reward is this craigslist personal i saw years ago

There once was a gal who drove stick
Who'd take you to town for a trick
But woe be that sucker
She did not see that trucker
Only passengers should be sucking dick