Weird Melbs
@weirdmelbs.bsky.social
Exploring the deeply weird bits of Melbourne (Naarm), one Facebook Marketplace ad at a time.
~ inveterate snob ~
My other account is: @clembyard.bsky.social (mostly haiku, especially Australian haiku)
Website: clembyard.com
~ inveterate snob ~
My other account is: @clembyard.bsky.social (mostly haiku, especially Australian haiku)
Website: clembyard.com
Watched #AllThePresidentsMen on #SBS tonight
I find it really hard to get my head around the difference in how this movie would have landed to someone watching it 20 years ago, to how it seems to someone watching it today
www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/mov...
I find it really hard to get my head around the difference in how this movie would have landed to someone watching it 20 years ago, to how it seems to someone watching it today
www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/mov...
Watch All the President's Men
Watch All the President's Men for free with SBS On Demand, your ultimate destination for diverse entertainment. Stream now!
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September 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Watched #AllThePresidentsMen on #SBS tonight
I find it really hard to get my head around the difference in how this movie would have landed to someone watching it 20 years ago, to how it seems to someone watching it today
www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/mov...
I find it really hard to get my head around the difference in how this movie would have landed to someone watching it 20 years ago, to how it seems to someone watching it today
www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/mov...
Reposted by Weird Melbs
One from the vaults! Fabulous Animals by Sir David Attenborough and Molly Cox (BBC 1976), based on the TV series of the name in which Sir David investigated all manner of mythical beasts!
July 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
One from the vaults! Fabulous Animals by Sir David Attenborough and Molly Cox (BBC 1976), based on the TV series of the name in which Sir David investigated all manner of mythical beasts!
I’m an associate producer for a hot new act called Velvet Vanilli
Please give us 1,000,000 streams on Spotify
OK
Thx
Please give us 1,000,000 streams on Spotify
OK
Thx
July 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I’m an associate producer for a hot new act called Velvet Vanilli
Please give us 1,000,000 streams on Spotify
OK
Thx
Please give us 1,000,000 streams on Spotify
OK
Thx
Urgh
These days Bluesky weighs 1000 tons ~
These days Bluesky weighs 1000 tons ~
June 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Urgh
These days Bluesky weighs 1000 tons ~
These days Bluesky weighs 1000 tons ~
New dating profile pic
Hit me up if you’re (very hard) up for a date*
My DMs are open
* Disclaimer, photo is not actually of me, it is of some weird-arse dude who was selling a top hate on Facebook Marketplace
Hit me up if you’re (very hard) up for a date*
My DMs are open
* Disclaimer, photo is not actually of me, it is of some weird-arse dude who was selling a top hate on Facebook Marketplace
June 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
New dating profile pic
Hit me up if you’re (very hard) up for a date*
My DMs are open
* Disclaimer, photo is not actually of me, it is of some weird-arse dude who was selling a top hate on Facebook Marketplace
Hit me up if you’re (very hard) up for a date*
My DMs are open
* Disclaimer, photo is not actually of me, it is of some weird-arse dude who was selling a top hate on Facebook Marketplace
There were three good names for bands on the #abcnews ...
Embryo Mixup
The Fertility Giants
The Mushroom Lunch Survivors
No worries
Embryo Mixup
The Fertility Giants
The Mushroom Lunch Survivors
No worries
June 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Friends
A little call to action here
The wonderful Mr Jim Moon reads ghost stories, horror stories and other related material on The Great Library of Dreams podcast
(Read on ⬇️)
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/f...
A little call to action here
The wonderful Mr Jim Moon reads ghost stories, horror stories and other related material on The Great Library of Dreams podcast
(Read on ⬇️)
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/f...
FROM THE GREAT LIBRARY OF DREAMS PODCAST
Fiction Podcast · Updated Fortnightly · Welcome to the the Great Library of Dreams Podcast, where we present readings of classic tales of the weird and the wonderful! Here you will find stories of the...
podcasts.apple.com
June 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Friends
A little call to action here
The wonderful Mr Jim Moon reads ghost stories, horror stories and other related material on The Great Library of Dreams podcast
(Read on ⬇️)
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/f...
A little call to action here
The wonderful Mr Jim Moon reads ghost stories, horror stories and other related material on The Great Library of Dreams podcast
(Read on ⬇️)
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/f...
Intriguing photo
It almost looks like a man trying to put out a burning vehicle with a tiny hose
It almost looks like a man trying to put out a burning vehicle with a tiny hose
June 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Intriguing photo
It almost looks like a man trying to put out a burning vehicle with a tiny hose
It almost looks like a man trying to put out a burning vehicle with a tiny hose
Thanks @realphilgold.bsky.social
I’d completely forgotten Dr Sydney Watson existed
Also, me, and my brothers bashed ourselves
I’d completely forgotten Dr Sydney Watson existed
Also, me, and my brothers bashed ourselves
May 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Thanks @realphilgold.bsky.social
I’d completely forgotten Dr Sydney Watson existed
Also, me, and my brothers bashed ourselves
I’d completely forgotten Dr Sydney Watson existed
Also, me, and my brothers bashed ourselves
It will be completely, and utterly, and relentlessly the same
And, yeah
It isn’t going to be in any way “OK”
And, yeah
It isn’t going to be in any way “OK”
May 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It will be completely, and utterly, and relentlessly the same
And, yeah
It isn’t going to be in any way “OK”
And, yeah
It isn’t going to be in any way “OK”
Lyf
It ain’t all it’s cracked up to be 🫤
It ain’t all it’s cracked up to be 🫤
May 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Lyf
It ain’t all it’s cracked up to be 🫤
It ain’t all it’s cracked up to be 🫤
I’m alway on a foothill when I fall ~
May 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I’m alway on a foothill when I fall ~
Love this little gender inversion by Hutch
Leslie Hutchinson singing Ten Cents a Dance
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gGm_...
Leslie Hutchinson singing Ten Cents a Dance
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gGm_...
Ten Cents A Dance
YouTube video by Hutch - Topic
m.youtube.com
May 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Love this little gender inversion by Hutch
Leslie Hutchinson singing Ten Cents a Dance
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gGm_...
Leslie Hutchinson singing Ten Cents a Dance
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gGm_...
Rinehart say condemning the actions of Ben Roberts-Smith is somehow the same as attacking the Australian Defence Forces . . .
. . . when in fact no one has done more damage to the reputation of the ADF than Robert-Smith himself.
Ever.
#BRS #ADF #AusPol
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
. . . when in fact no one has done more damage to the reputation of the ADF than Robert-Smith himself.
Ever.
#BRS #ADF #AusPol
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Gina Rinehart criticises ‘relentless attack’ on Ben Roberts-Smith and media ‘gloating’
Billionaire’s comments come in wake of former SAS soldier losing his appeal against defamation case ruling
www.theguardian.com
May 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Rinehart say condemning the actions of Ben Roberts-Smith is somehow the same as attacking the Australian Defence Forces . . .
. . . when in fact no one has done more damage to the reputation of the ADF than Robert-Smith himself.
Ever.
#BRS #ADF #AusPol
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
. . . when in fact no one has done more damage to the reputation of the ADF than Robert-Smith himself.
Ever.
#BRS #ADF #AusPol
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Grammar Nazis?
I love them (when compared to the other kind)
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I love them (when compared to the other kind)
i¡!
May 19, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Grammar Nazis?
I love them (when compared to the other kind)
i¡!
I love them (when compared to the other kind)
i¡!
Lobsters Ate My Face 🦞
Just like @leopardsatemyface.bsky.social but with tasty seafood ~
#LobstersVsLeopards
#LeopardsAteMyFace
#LobstersAteMyFace
Just like @leopardsatemyface.bsky.social but with tasty seafood ~
#LobstersVsLeopards
#LeopardsAteMyFace
#LobstersAteMyFace
May 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Lobsters Ate My Face 🦞
Just like @leopardsatemyface.bsky.social but with tasty seafood ~
#LobstersVsLeopards
#LeopardsAteMyFace
#LobstersAteMyFace
Just like @leopardsatemyface.bsky.social but with tasty seafood ~
#LobstersVsLeopards
#LeopardsAteMyFace
#LobstersAteMyFace
The natural world is really freakin’ scary . . .
May 17, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The natural world is really freakin’ scary . . .
Quiz question from today’s paper:
“What Lawrence Oates last words before he died in the Antarctic in 1912 . . .?
My daughter’s answer:
“Check out the penguins . . .!”
“What Lawrence Oates last words before he died in the Antarctic in 1912 . . .?
My daughter’s answer:
“Check out the penguins . . .!”
May 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Quiz question from today’s paper:
“What Lawrence Oates last words before he died in the Antarctic in 1912 . . .?
My daughter’s answer:
“Check out the penguins . . .!”
“What Lawrence Oates last words before he died in the Antarctic in 1912 . . .?
My daughter’s answer:
“Check out the penguins . . .!”
What are you really gambling with?
. . . all the money I’ve embezzled from my clients, obviously . . .
. . . the life savings of the retirees who trusted me . . .
#ScumbagAds #GamblingAds #AFL #AusPol
www.gambleaware.com.au
. . . all the money I’ve embezzled from my clients, obviously . . .
. . . the life savings of the retirees who trusted me . . .
#ScumbagAds #GamblingAds #AFL #AusPol
www.gambleaware.com.au
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May 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
What are you really gambling with?
. . . all the money I’ve embezzled from my clients, obviously . . .
. . . the life savings of the retirees who trusted me . . .
#ScumbagAds #GamblingAds #AFL #AusPol
www.gambleaware.com.au
. . . all the money I’ve embezzled from my clients, obviously . . .
. . . the life savings of the retirees who trusted me . . .
#ScumbagAds #GamblingAds #AFL #AusPol
www.gambleaware.com.au
OK
If you are the dude conducting a business meeting, loudly, on your laptop, in the front bar of the pub
That is the single least cool thing ever in the whole history of the world
There are dead vibes splattered all over the floor and walls
And I might not despise you just a little bit ~
If you are the dude conducting a business meeting, loudly, on your laptop, in the front bar of the pub
That is the single least cool thing ever in the whole history of the world
There are dead vibes splattered all over the floor and walls
And I might not despise you just a little bit ~
May 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
OK
If you are the dude conducting a business meeting, loudly, on your laptop, in the front bar of the pub
That is the single least cool thing ever in the whole history of the world
There are dead vibes splattered all over the floor and walls
And I might not despise you just a little bit ~
If you are the dude conducting a business meeting, loudly, on your laptop, in the front bar of the pub
That is the single least cool thing ever in the whole history of the world
There are dead vibes splattered all over the floor and walls
And I might not despise you just a little bit ~
Folks, you know I love a shop mannequin
This one was made in Japan
$400 pick up from #Brighton
#Darling
No, I don’t live in #Gardenvale
I mean the map says I do, but the map is actually wrong
I live in #EastBrighton
I mean I don’t really care which suburb you live in
But I live in Brighton
This one was made in Japan
$400 pick up from #Brighton
#Darling
No, I don’t live in #Gardenvale
I mean the map says I do, but the map is actually wrong
I live in #EastBrighton
I mean I don’t really care which suburb you live in
But I live in Brighton
May 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Folks, you know I love a shop mannequin
This one was made in Japan
$400 pick up from #Brighton
#Darling
No, I don’t live in #Gardenvale
I mean the map says I do, but the map is actually wrong
I live in #EastBrighton
I mean I don’t really care which suburb you live in
But I live in Brighton
This one was made in Japan
$400 pick up from #Brighton
#Darling
No, I don’t live in #Gardenvale
I mean the map says I do, but the map is actually wrong
I live in #EastBrighton
I mean I don’t really care which suburb you live in
But I live in Brighton
This is awesome
Someone, please lift me
And hold me down
ASAP
Someone, please lift me
And hold me down
ASAP
I will ponder this further. Do dance to this in the meantime youtu.be/IWwslGUpYHk?...
O.T. Quartet - Hold That Sucker Down 1994
YouTube video by Техно Микс 90
youtu.be
May 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This is awesome
Someone, please lift me
And hold me down
ASAP
Someone, please lift me
And hold me down
ASAP