Weird Elle
@weird-elle.bsky.social
Beaver girl. Music maker. Occasional grill mommy. Drop your lichess if you dare. 🏳️⚧️
Yeah we're poly. Poly gonna open our marriage
December 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Yeah we're poly. Poly gonna open our marriage
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Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
People call millennials cringe, yet we were producing masterpieces like this.
December 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
People call millennials cringe, yet we were producing masterpieces like this.
Lost to a goddamn Stafford gambit. I'm retiring from chess ♟️👸🤬
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Lost to a goddamn Stafford gambit. I'm retiring from chess ♟️👸🤬
Millennial pause? Like I'm some sort of heckin' pupper girl? (Homophone joke)
December 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Millennial pause? Like I'm some sort of heckin' pupper girl? (Homophone joke)
Doing a dry butt swab for PrEP testing really brought me back to putting tampons up my butt in middle school.
December 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Doing a dry butt swab for PrEP testing really brought me back to putting tampons up my butt in middle school.
No offense to all the moms out there, but after a 15 minute interaction with my friend's 6 month old baby, I can confidently say that I'd be the goat mom.
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
No offense to all the moms out there, but after a 15 minute interaction with my friend's 6 month old baby, I can confidently say that I'd be the goat mom.
Ohhh, this must be a platonic boner. Phew. Like my dude just hit a new bench PR. How could I not at least chub out of respect. Pump on, my guy 💪
December 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Ohhh, this must be a platonic boner. Phew. Like my dude just hit a new bench PR. How could I not at least chub out of respect. Pump on, my guy 💪
Aquire boob enhancement
December 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Aquire boob enhancement
Faramir in therapy:
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Faramir in therapy:
Who the heck is Mike??
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Who the heck is Mike??
Techno club? Where I'm from we call that a Confederacy of uunces.
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Techno club? Where I'm from we call that a Confederacy of uunces.
He likes what he likes
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
He likes what he likes
Gonna try windmilling at the next show I go to. If anyone gets mad I'll pull out my doctor's note. 🤸♀️
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Gonna try windmilling at the next show I go to. If anyone gets mad I'll pull out my doctor's note. 🤸♀️
Being sick always leads to reflecting on the fragility and temporality of this customized cuntvessel I'm scootin' around in.
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Being sick always leads to reflecting on the fragility and temporality of this customized cuntvessel I'm scootin' around in.
Been using a modified hillyard quick-pass for years. Gotta say, it's tough to beat in a pinch
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Been using a modified hillyard quick-pass for years. Gotta say, it's tough to beat in a pinch
You have a chew toy? Are you a puppy girl?
No, it's a "choo" toy. I'm a trains girl!
No, it's a "choo" toy. I'm a trains girl!
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You have a chew toy? Are you a puppy girl?
No, it's a "choo" toy. I'm a trains girl!
No, it's a "choo" toy. I'm a trains girl!
Fortnite is just frot noir rearranged
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Fortnite is just frot noir rearranged
Ghibli is just big lib rearranged
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Ghibli is just big lib rearranged
DC is just CD rearranged
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
DC is just CD rearranged
MCU is just CUM rearranged 🤔
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
MCU is just CUM rearranged 🤔