Robin
@weinburgh.bsky.social
American ex-pat and, in order:
1. Dad.
2. Stand-up comic in Belgium.
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3,425 Astronaut
3,426 Princess
Was "Finch" on Twitter.
1. Dad.
2. Stand-up comic in Belgium.
.
.
.
3,425 Astronaut
3,426 Princess
Was "Finch" on Twitter.
So I was overwhelmed by social media ennui but I'm back now.
Did I miss anything?
Did I miss anything?
July 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
So I was overwhelmed by social media ennui but I'm back now.
Did I miss anything?
Did I miss anything?
Reposted by Robin
In 2017, Democrats claimed making a circle with your fingers was racist, so MAGA did it to troll the Dems.
In 2024, Trump began wearing an ear patch after an assassination attempt, so MAGA did it to troll the Dems.
In 2025, Democrats accused Elon Musk of making a Nazi salute, so...
In 2024, Trump began wearing an ear patch after an assassination attempt, so MAGA did it to troll the Dems.
In 2025, Democrats accused Elon Musk of making a Nazi salute, so...
January 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
In 2017, Democrats claimed making a circle with your fingers was racist, so MAGA did it to troll the Dems.
In 2024, Trump began wearing an ear patch after an assassination attempt, so MAGA did it to troll the Dems.
In 2025, Democrats accused Elon Musk of making a Nazi salute, so...
In 2024, Trump began wearing an ear patch after an assassination attempt, so MAGA did it to troll the Dems.
In 2025, Democrats accused Elon Musk of making a Nazi salute, so...
Which of these two statements seems more likely to come from this man:
A) "Lo', while we shall depart our mortal bodies today, our spiritual beings shall live forever in an eternal green land!"
Or
B) "I am the Prime Minister of Greenland"
#greenland #denmark
A) "Lo', while we shall depart our mortal bodies today, our spiritual beings shall live forever in an eternal green land!"
Or
B) "I am the Prime Minister of Greenland"
#greenland #denmark
January 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Which of these two statements seems more likely to come from this man:
A) "Lo', while we shall depart our mortal bodies today, our spiritual beings shall live forever in an eternal green land!"
Or
B) "I am the Prime Minister of Greenland"
#greenland #denmark
A) "Lo', while we shall depart our mortal bodies today, our spiritual beings shall live forever in an eternal green land!"
Or
B) "I am the Prime Minister of Greenland"
#greenland #denmark
December 31, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Top 10 jokes from 2024 on RED MIC • Stand Up Comedy
YouTube video by RED MIC
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December 31, 2024 at 5:15 PM
I would like to thank Elon Musk and Grok for making this so easy.
December 15, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I would like to thank Elon Musk and Grok for making this so easy.
GOP: "The government needs to do something to stop these unregulated drones."
Also GOP: "There is nothing the government can do about these unregulated guns."
Also GOP: "There is nothing the government can do about these unregulated guns."
December 14, 2024 at 7:06 PM
GOP: "The government needs to do something to stop these unregulated drones."
Also GOP: "There is nothing the government can do about these unregulated guns."
Also GOP: "There is nothing the government can do about these unregulated guns."
Please Laugh • Robin Weinburgh • Maastricht • Stand Up Comedy
YouTube video by RED MIC
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December 13, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Galaxy-sized brain on this man.
You can put whatever you want in a yeti cup and no one will ever know. Salsa, queso, gravy. Whatever you want.
December 7, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Galaxy-sized brain on this man.
If there were any justice in the world, Brian Thompson would have died while waiting for his insurer to approve his physician's medical care recommendations.
#BrianThompson #UnitedHealthcare
#BrianThompson #UnitedHealthcare
December 6, 2024 at 5:54 PM
If there were any justice in the world, Brian Thompson would have died while waiting for his insurer to approve his physician's medical care recommendations.
#BrianThompson #UnitedHealthcare
#BrianThompson #UnitedHealthcare
Love this:
"Now he’s an emblem of a generation of men—and a wider culture—starving for purpose while gorging on spectacle."
www.theatlantic.com/culture/arch...
"Now he’s an emblem of a generation of men—and a wider culture—starving for purpose while gorging on spectacle."
www.theatlantic.com/culture/arch...
What the Men of the Internet Are Trying to Prove
Jake Paul is an emblem of a generation starving for purpose while gorging on spectacle.
www.theatlantic.com
December 6, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Love this:
"Now he’s an emblem of a generation of men—and a wider culture—starving for purpose while gorging on spectacle."
www.theatlantic.com/culture/arch...
"Now he’s an emblem of a generation of men—and a wider culture—starving for purpose while gorging on spectacle."
www.theatlantic.com/culture/arch...
The story of the birth of Jesus is nice but I want to hear the story of the people who stayed in a room at the inn that night because it must have seemed batshit crazy.
December 4, 2024 at 11:06 AM
The story of the birth of Jesus is nice but I want to hear the story of the people who stayed in a room at the inn that night because it must have seemed batshit crazy.
Let's see how quickly Texas turns blue after it has to start eating California avocados.
November 26, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Let's see how quickly Texas turns blue after it has to start eating California avocados.
Call me old-fashioned but I refuse to believe that a man who shits in a gold toilet is a man of the people.
November 25, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Call me old-fashioned but I refuse to believe that a man who shits in a gold toilet is a man of the people.
If anybody wants to invest in a bar & English language comedy club in a college town of 50,000 English-speaking students in order to secure Belgian residency, let me know.
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Political and social division is driving interest in ‘golden visas’ | CNN Business
Europe could soon be welcoming a wave of well-heeled Americans, as Democratic voters facing the prospect of another Donald Trump presidency eye refuges abroad.
edition.cnn.com
November 20, 2024 at 5:44 PM
If anybody wants to invest in a bar & English language comedy club in a college town of 50,000 English-speaking students in order to secure Belgian residency, let me know.
edition.cnn.com/2024/11/20/b...
edition.cnn.com/2024/11/20/b...
I'm going to get in trouble with my Italian and Greek friends but olives serve no important function on this planet and we need to stop putting them on foods. 🧵
November 16, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I'm going to get in trouble with my Italian and Greek friends but olives serve no important function on this planet and we need to stop putting them on foods. 🧵
When will you people stop paying money to a dude who made a career out of pulling stunts online?
Did you really expect a normal outcome?
Did you really expect a normal outcome?
November 16, 2024 at 5:42 PM
When will you people stop paying money to a dude who made a career out of pulling stunts online?
Did you really expect a normal outcome?
Did you really expect a normal outcome?
And lo, a flower hath grown forth from the turd that is the universe...
This is too amazing. The Onion has just bought Alex Jones’s Infowars! Brain pills for all! 💊💊💊
www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/b...
www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/b...
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 6:22 PM
And lo, a flower hath grown forth from the turd that is the universe...