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You're born a shmuck and you'll die a shmuck. welcome to hell, idiot
Arsenal, F1, & Go Birds
Former wrasslin podcaster RIP Let Me Pod To Ya
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Happy New Year everyone (except wankers and twats and other assorted ne'erdowells).

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January 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Kinda insane how much Watchmen 2019 nailed it.
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Hahaha today has just been the emotional version of getting kicked in the nuts once an hour sickkjkkk
December 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The dread never ceases
December 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Thanks i hate it
Arsenal defender Ben White is expected to be sidelined for at least a month with a hamstring injury sustained during Saturday’s win over Wolves.

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December 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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if mick foley can stand on business anyone can and should
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The American mind cannot comprehend people’s lives being more important than gun ownership
December 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I started writing a technical report last night and basically erased everything this morning because it was all nonsense. Banged out the whole thing in 45 minutes right after
It is so stupid how much better I write in the mornings it fucking sucks I hate it what the fuck
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Two of the greatest evils in the sport have been defeated
BREAKING: Red Bull Racing advisor Helmut Marko will depart the team after more than two decades at the Milton Keynes team.

#F1
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Congrats to Lando, thank you for making the season interesting!!!
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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P3 FOR CARLOS!!!

Smooth as you like 👌

#F1 #QatarGP
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
That was such a fun race. Carlos is so good, Ferrari are soooo stupid. Max is winning the whole thing next week, what an insane season
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Carlossssssssssssss!!! Vamos!!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Wife and I took the Dipshitmobile from work to go get a Christmas tree today 🤠🎄
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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The bird doesn't look particularly good either
That’s one repulsive turkey
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Damn that’s crazy, enjoy the L 👍
Joshua Kimmich says that Arsenal are not the best side Bayern Munich have faced this year, claiming the Germans’ 3-1 Champions League defeat was not a “football game.”

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November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Kevin Patulo needs shot into the sun
Eagles drives after opening the game with 3 straight TD

3 plays, -2 yards, punt
1 play, 1 yard, end of half
3 plays, 3 yards, punt
6 plays, 18 yards, punt
3 plays, 7 yards, punt
7 plays, 30 yards, missed FG
6 plays, 33 yards, fumble
5 yards, 17 yards, punt
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Dominating two rivals in one day is just the perfect Sunday
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Ezeeeeee hattyyyyyy
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I fucking love Eze
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Woke up, watched the race, BOTH McLarens disqualified. I can’t believe the storylines have run in a way to have me ROOTING for Max to win it, I’m disgusted
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I’ve seen a lot of people commenting that they’re too nervous now to enjoy that loss until after tomorrow, but to that I say this: it is ok to enjoy good things. Enjoy when good things happen!
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Seasonal depression and regular depression doing the handshake meme in my brain
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I know this is super douchey but every time i get back in my car after driving a gas car it makes me it appreciates my Mach E even more
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It’s almost as if…. Double paywalling MLS was bad for viewership….. who could have guessed?
NEWS: MLS will no longer be behind a separate paywall on Apple TV beginning in 2026.

MLS Season Pass will no longer exist, and all MLS games will be available on the Apple TV streaming service.

More details from @paultenorio.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM