Mobility scooter edition

panel 2:

'Yes I put it in there myself. Only proves I can clean your fucking clock if you stand still long enough.'

panel 4:

'No I do not and I don't have insurance when I break your leg with it'

that's what she said 🍑

I worked in foodservice for a minute in my teens. When someone called out 'hot behind' I always said 'thanks!'

And 45 years ago, it was true.

✋😶

I already know you have a mind like a diamond, so that's good

call the movers but first make some cocktHails

you still don't have to let him pick out the new loungeroom furnishings and curtains

you do have small hands. Buy an amplifier.

So, dear scammer, do your worst and work on faking that Strayan accent, it's harder than you think, ask me how I know.

who until recently lived next door to me. This thug was also charged and convicted on 3 counts of 'Use Carriage Service to Harass, Menace or Offend' because he was mailing letters to me regarding my appearance in the aforementioned case, The extortion threat might be related.

These scammers are usually overseas from Australia so they probably don't realise SWATting doesn't work very well here since so few people have guns. In any case, the local copshop is on a first name basis with me because I appeared as a witness in a case where a man was threatening a 75yo woman...