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Comrade Weez
@weezmgk.bsky.social
ex-American in Australia. Renounced US citizenship 6/11/24. The US is now a fascist oligarchy and I want nothing to do with it. @weezmgk@mastodon.social
Mobility scooter edition

panel 2:

'Yes I put it in there myself. Only proves I can clean your fucking clock if you stand still long enough.'

panel 4:

'No I do not and I don't have insurance when I break your leg with it'
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
@brontelee.bsky.social I heard a couple of people next door having zoomies so I went over for a skritch.

Koa likes to play fetch with her Hot Dog.

Aislie just likes to watch Koa run around and catch some skritches where she can.

They are very good girls.
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
you do have small hands. Buy an amplifier.
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
No doubt.

But if blokes knew how much T depot shots HURT they'd be immediately less enthusiastic.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
@brontelee.bsky.social wtf is this copyright violating shite
November 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
@brontelee.bsky.social super lucky, Trophy Housemate found a wollemi seedling in the woodchip mulch in the front gardens today. Only a few percent of wollie seeds are viable. She put a cage over it, gave it a light native fertiliser and put out snail pellets. Weehoo!
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Now extraneous dog ramps and doggie door. Putting away the food and water bowls. Nobody booping knees at meal times.
October 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
17 years of devoted companionship.

A stroke took Joch from us yesterday. He was a people person, complete sweetheart and Laird of his Cairn.

Goodbye, old friend.
October 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
@brontelee.bsky.social Gary Larson has begun drawing The Far Side again, having ditched pen & ink for a tablet. @firstdogonthemoon.bsky.social

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff
October 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
@brontelee.bsky.social somedays it's hard being a guide dog
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It's a chicken saddle or apron. It prevents feather loss and injury from repeated mating with the local rooster.
October 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
@grogsgamut.bsky.social Almost as good as the late 90s NT News classic 'sex toilet car seen at creche'

NB: Justice Blow finally releases report....

It's not just news, it's the NT Independent.
October 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
It's worth doing in Aus as rates hover around 35c/kWh, often higher on Time of Use pricing. Figure that every kWh you self-consume is worth what you would pay to import. Mortgage redraw or home equity loans are a great way to finance. It's how we did it. No elec bills since 2018.
September 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
@profccollins.bsky.social I'm @doctorkarl.bsky.social 's social media mgr, I run the back end of his Xhitter, Bsky and Meta.

Please repost on Bsky this notice you just put on X and I will repost it from Dr K's Bsky.
September 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Chalie Kirk was a dickhead. He was a great topic for lampooning because of his frequent self-owns. He was worth much more to the left alive than dead.
September 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
September 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
weird how the antivax liars all ignore the great big disclaimer on the front end of the VAERS website
September 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
no tuna today I guess
September 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
we're crying salty tears for you poor buggers here in Australia
September 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Argh. It's fargin war. Glyphosate is your friend.
August 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
So very sad... I worked in FM rock radio in the midwest US in the 80s. WKRP was a doco to anyone who was in the industry. We swore WKRP writers had a mole in our station. Like Jennifer Marlowe, our receptionist was also impossibly hot and did not need the job.

Missing Loni, thinking of you. 😪❤️
August 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Antivax grifters AVN are taking their vaccine misinformation act on tour. They've booked a Girl Guides hall in Coffs Harbour area Toomina NSW for 3 August for one of their lie-fests.

A good place to go protest these antivax scammers.

51 Minorie Dr Toomina - Sawtell Girl Guides Hall 10am - 4pm
August 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
August 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
@highnessophelia.bsky.social 'highnessophelia can't be messaged.' I'm confident there's good reasons for that. However, I'd like to tap your vast knowledge of spicy without making an absolute fool of myself on Main. Will swap gardening tips. Proof: I can grow heaps of garlic. Or not if you'd rather.
July 31, 2025 at 10:23 AM
@fionakatauskas.bsky.social

'Well of course it does, dear!'

'Thank christ, it cost a bloody packet!'
July 30, 2025 at 10:17 AM