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Does make one wonder if the copper jacket of a 5.56×45mm rifle round adds to the sipping flavor. Might disincline one to add ice, though. That unpleasant rattling sound.

But an internet troll who led an insurrection - you know, an IMPORTANT internet troll.

Yossarian in Catch-22: "All the officers in the ward were forced to censor letters written by the enlisted men . . . Death to all modifiers, he declared one day. . . The next day he made war on articles. The following day he blacked out everything in the letters but 'a,' 'an' and 'the.'"

So. Only verbs, prepositions, conjunctions, interjections, names and adjectives. Change 1st person to 3rd, and here's 'A Farewell to Arms' ending.

Wasn't any good. Like saying goodbye to statue. Henry left hospital and walked to hotel in rain.

Sounds like Robby the Robot from Forbidden Planet.

You mean that thing where it says "Lists" and it tells me I have none?

Thought of another: parrot.

Huckster? Accomplice? Co-conspirator? Informant? Stoolie? Blabbermouth?

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