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The Gods made me the strongest and most beautiful man
Pinned
Jesus said prayers are private. Go into a closet and pray. He also said it's cool to yoink it publicly. Complicated guy. He loves you.
If he's not in jail or dead within a few days there is truly no justice. This shit is revolting.
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If he's not in jail or dead within a few days there is truly no justice. This shit is revolting.
Trump found out something could increase more than 100% and now thinks he's a big brain maths genius
December 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Trump found out something could increase more than 100% and now thinks he's a big brain maths genius
If I ever pick the guitar again, I'll probably try to freakenstein it, and... I'll use this neck from Steve Vai's signature guitar. I hate that I love it so much. HAHAHA
December 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If I ever pick the guitar again, I'll probably try to freakenstein it, and... I'll use this neck from Steve Vai's signature guitar. I hate that I love it so much. HAHAHA
For some reason, a lot of idiots believe artists are born with talent, and didn't work for it. I think that's why we see language about "gatekeeping" in AI, when in reality, you just went to business school instead of art school. You're not an expert now.
December 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
For some reason, a lot of idiots believe artists are born with talent, and didn't work for it. I think that's why we see language about "gatekeeping" in AI, when in reality, you just went to business school instead of art school. You're not an expert now.
It smells like someone is burning the worst piece of meat
December 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It smells like someone is burning the worst piece of meat
Hey Ty-Ty, if you want to see a virgin on screen, flip your camera round.
December 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Hey Ty-Ty, if you want to see a virgin on screen, flip your camera round.
Jesus said prayers are private. Go into a closet and pray. He also said it's cool to yoink it publicly. Complicated guy. He loves you.
December 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Jesus said prayers are private. Go into a closet and pray. He also said it's cool to yoink it publicly. Complicated guy. He loves you.
Sixty year old photograph is a choice
I found it. The Bari Weiss/CBS News town hall promo for feminism does indeed use a 1964 photo of Beatles fans.
December 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sixty year old photograph is a choice
Self-Awareness level: Chuck Schumer
First Paramount / CBS and now TikTok.
Trump wants to hand over even more control of what you watch to his billionaire buddies.
Americans deserve to know if the President struck another backdoor deal for this billionaire takeover of TikTok.
Trump wants to hand over even more control of what you watch to his billionaire buddies.
Americans deserve to know if the President struck another backdoor deal for this billionaire takeover of TikTok.
December 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Self-Awareness level: Chuck Schumer
Quick note to all the shitlibs: if you support capitalist politicians and believe "spreading democracy" is good, you are not anti-fascist. You are an imperialist.
December 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Quick note to all the shitlibs: if you support capitalist politicians and believe "spreading democracy" is good, you are not anti-fascist. You are an imperialist.
I think Igor had a bad night. It was very dark and rainy. He seems unsettled.
December 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think Igor had a bad night. It was very dark and rainy. He seems unsettled.
You can't take "the heat" of me disagreeing in a normal way? Go back to Indiana, the least memorable state in the union.
December 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You can't take "the heat" of me disagreeing in a normal way? Go back to Indiana, the least memorable state in the union.
Handing my resumé to the manager at macy's that says I was design lead for the largest retailer in the history of commerce in hopes that I can now make $9 an hour helping rude people and folding shirts.
December 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Handing my resumé to the manager at macy's that says I was design lead for the largest retailer in the history of commerce in hopes that I can now make $9 an hour helping rude people and folding shirts.
Igor, who does not appear in the Epstein files
December 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Igor, who does not appear in the Epstein files
I have only *2* vertebrae without visible issues. Very cool! I am practically a slime with two eyeballs.
December 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I have only *2* vertebrae without visible issues. Very cool! I am practically a slime with two eyeballs.
I literally interacted with Bari Weiss weekly and she never once made me think she was smart or cool. At all. Guess that's why she is a fascist.
December 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I literally interacted with Bari Weiss weekly and she never once made me think she was smart or cool. At all. Guess that's why she is a fascist.
All I do is watch antique road show and eat hot chip
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
All I do is watch antique road show and eat hot chip
My half-brudder who isn't even POLISH is in POLAND (AGAIN) with his POLISH WIFE!!
December 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My half-brudder who isn't even POLISH is in POLAND (AGAIN) with his POLISH WIFE!!
It's punk, actually. Metal heads don't do anything.
December 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
It's punk, actually. Metal heads don't do anything.
2028 run is so funny. That guy will be dead by February.
December 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
2028 run is so funny. That guy will be dead by February.
Everyone who has kids fucking hates having kids
December 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Everyone who has kids fucking hates having kids
One of my favorite things about moving to Long Island is that I can pretend I have thee accent and nobody knows if I'm fooling
December 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
One of my favorite things about moving to Long Island is that I can pretend I have thee accent and nobody knows if I'm fooling
I'm in a bad mood after eating the same leftovers for 4 days and nights (too much catering)
December 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I'm in a bad mood after eating the same leftovers for 4 days and nights (too much catering)
We'll be having war for Christmas
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he will address the nation at 9 PM ET on December 17
December 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
We'll be having war for Christmas