Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 🏳️🌈 (parody)
@webwarrior.bsky.social
🕸 Only 18+.
🕸 Muse and mun are 33.
🕸 Maturity not included.
🕸 Dark themes ahead.
🕸 Ships with chemistry.
🕸 #MVRP.
🕸 Was a writer on Twitter.
🕸 Lewd is earned.
🕸 Totally a big-time superhero.
🕸 Muse and mun are 33.
🕸 Maturity not included.
🕸 Dark themes ahead.
🕸 Ships with chemistry.
🕸 #MVRP.
🕸 Was a writer on Twitter.
🕸 Lewd is earned.
🕸 Totally a big-time superhero.
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"Why not a guy dressed up as a teddy bear who gives hugs? How about that, huh? Just once, a huggy-bear instead of a big rhino or-or a scorpion?"
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“I never understood why people hate Spider-Man. He’s a good man doing the best he can.”
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
“I never understood why people hate Spider-Man. He’s a good man doing the best he can.”
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Good. Fuck Elon.
It's so over for Tesla in China.
The Xiaomi YU7, a Model Y rival, not only outsold Tesla's Model Y in October, but it outsold Tesla's *total* October sales of 26,006 vehicles by 29%.
💀☠️
The Xiaomi YU7, a Model Y rival, not only outsold Tesla's Model Y in October, but it outsold Tesla's *total* October sales of 26,006 vehicles by 29%.
💀☠️
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Good. Fuck Elon.
"Oh, God. Magik met Magik."
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"Oh, God. Magik met Magik."
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R00🌈
Just woke up, but I am absolutely fuming. This situation should have never gotten this far. I’m genuinely sorry to those involved. Except a certain weirdo, obviously.
Also, why the fuck is he celebrating running a kid off the app? Disgusting fucking behavior.
Just woke up, but I am absolutely fuming. This situation should have never gotten this far. I’m genuinely sorry to those involved. Except a certain weirdo, obviously.
Also, why the fuck is he celebrating running a kid off the app? Disgusting fucking behavior.
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
R00🌈
Just woke up, but I am absolutely fuming. This situation should have never gotten this far. I’m genuinely sorry to those involved. Except a certain weirdo, obviously.
Also, why the fuck is he celebrating running a kid off the app? Disgusting fucking behavior.
Just woke up, but I am absolutely fuming. This situation should have never gotten this far. I’m genuinely sorry to those involved. Except a certain weirdo, obviously.
Also, why the fuck is he celebrating running a kid off the app? Disgusting fucking behavior.
"I do. Then people worry more. No, I know, I was telling HIM that. Joking, by the way."
“You know you can always talk to yourself about it.”
"Life. Web block."
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"I do. Then people worry more. No, I know, I was telling HIM that. Joking, by the way."
"I know! Although that doesn't narrow it down any."
"Uh oh..."
"Another Spider needs help!"
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"I know! Although that doesn't narrow it down any."
"Life. Web block."
“Oh? Whats hanging on your web?”
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Life. Web block."
"Another Spider needs help!"
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"Another Spider needs help!"
"Ehh..."
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"Ehh..."
"Kinda floral. Blech. Anyways, you doing okay, Me? Like, everything good? I don't wanna pry, of course."
“Honestly? I am just kinda hungry! And wow- hold on… it’s just the right amount.
I think. I guess. Maybe.”
I think. I guess. Maybe.”
"If you don't mind too much my saying, you seem kinda...moody. Also, cut back on the body spray."
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"Kinda floral. Blech. Anyways, you doing okay, Me? Like, everything good? I don't wanna pry, of course."
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"If you don't mind too much my saying, you seem kinda...moody. Also, cut back on the body spray."
“It really is.”
"Ah, it's just the worst, ain't it?"
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"If you don't mind too much my saying, you seem kinda...moody. Also, cut back on the body spray."
"Ah, it's just the worst, ain't it?"
“I know the feeling.”
"It's depressingly true!"
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"Ah, it's just the worst, ain't it?"
"It's depressingly true!"
“Good point!”
"Joke's on them, I have nothing of value!"
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"It's depressingly true!"
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I DIDN'T MEAN THAT I DONT PURPOSELY CRASH INTO CARS W BABIES IN THEM
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT I DONT PURPOSELY CRASH INTO CARS W BABIES IN THEM
"Joke's on them, I have nothing of value!"
“I think we might get sued.”
"What time is it? It's Clobberin' Time! ...Waitaminute..."
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"Joke's on them, I have nothing of value!"
"What time is it? It's Clobberin' Time! ...Waitaminute..."
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"What time is it? It's Clobberin' Time! ...Waitaminute..."
"The daughter of the Devil? Charlie? She's adorable and a pal of mine! Whiiiiiiich might sound bad."
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"The daughter of the Devil? Charlie? She's adorable and a pal of mine! Whiiiiiiich might sound bad."
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Hazbin Hotel | Radio Killed the Video Star (S1E2)
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November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Hazbin Hotel | Radio Killed the Video Star (S1E2)
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"Mary, I am not a menace!"
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"Mary, I am not a menace!"
He "borrowed" it from Mary.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
He "borrowed" it from Mary.
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Hazbin Hotel | PILOT (S1E0)
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November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hazbin Hotel | PILOT (S1E0)
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//Sometimes I just get into this weird pattern of spiraling anxiety and stress and psyching myself out.
Or in other terms, being a high-functioning autistic guy.
In those moments, just let me crash out and recover.
Or in other terms, being a high-functioning autistic guy.
In those moments, just let me crash out and recover.
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
//Sometimes I just get into this weird pattern of spiraling anxiety and stress and psyching myself out.
Or in other terms, being a high-functioning autistic guy.
In those moments, just let me crash out and recover.
Or in other terms, being a high-functioning autistic guy.
In those moments, just let me crash out and recover.