Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 🏳️🌈 (parody)
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🕸 Only 18+.
🕸 Muse and mun are 33.
🕸 Maturity not included.
🕸 Dark themes ahead.
🕸 Ships with chemistry.
🕸 #MVRP.
🕸 Was a writer on Twitter.
🕸 Lewd is earned.
🕸 Totally a big-time superhero.
🕸 Muse and mun are 33.
🕸 Maturity not included.
🕸 Dark themes ahead.
🕸 Ships with chemistry.
🕸 #MVRP.
🕸 Was a writer on Twitter.
🕸 Lewd is earned.
🕸 Totally a big-time superhero.
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"Why not a guy dressed up as a teddy bear who gives hugs? How about that, huh? Just once, a huggy-bear instead of a big rhino or-or a scorpion?"
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"If you don't mind too much my saying, you seem kinda...moody. Also, cut back on the body spray."
“It really is.”
"Ah, it's just the worst, ain't it?"
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"If you don't mind too much my saying, you seem kinda...moody. Also, cut back on the body spray."
"Ah, it's just the worst, ain't it?"
“I know the feeling.”
"It's depressingly true!"
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"Ah, it's just the worst, ain't it?"
"It's depressingly true!"
“Good point!”
"Joke's on them, I have nothing of value!"
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"It's depressingly true!"
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I DIDN'T MEAN THAT I DONT PURPOSELY CRASH INTO CARS W BABIES IN THEM
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT I DONT PURPOSELY CRASH INTO CARS W BABIES IN THEM
"Joke's on them, I have nothing of value!"
“I think we might get sued.”
"What time is it? It's Clobberin' Time! ...Waitaminute..."
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"Joke's on them, I have nothing of value!"
"What time is it? It's Clobberin' Time! ...Waitaminute..."
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"What time is it? It's Clobberin' Time! ...Waitaminute..."
"The daughter of the Devil? Charlie? She's adorable and a pal of mine! Whiiiiiiich might sound bad."
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"The daughter of the Devil? Charlie? She's adorable and a pal of mine! Whiiiiiiich might sound bad."
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Hazbin Hotel | Radio Killed the Video Star (S1E2)
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November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Hazbin Hotel | Radio Killed the Video Star (S1E2)
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"Mary, I am not a menace!"
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"Mary, I am not a menace!"
He "borrowed" it from Mary.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
He "borrowed" it from Mary.
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Hazbin Hotel | PILOT (S1E0)
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November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hazbin Hotel | PILOT (S1E0)
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//Sometimes I just get into this weird pattern of spiraling anxiety and stress and psyching myself out.
Or in other terms, being a high-functioning autistic guy.
In those moments, just let me crash out and recover.
Or in other terms, being a high-functioning autistic guy.
In those moments, just let me crash out and recover.
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
//Sometimes I just get into this weird pattern of spiraling anxiety and stress and psyching myself out.
Or in other terms, being a high-functioning autistic guy.
In those moments, just let me crash out and recover.
Or in other terms, being a high-functioning autistic guy.
In those moments, just let me crash out and recover.
"I'm gonna figure myself out. I'm gonna go back to who I used to be. Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, y'know? That's what I do. That's what Ben, May, and Gwen wanted me to be.
Maybe I can't live a normal life.
Maybe I'll always be Spider-Man.
I'll deal with that. No one else is gonna get hurt.
Maybe I can't live a normal life.
Maybe I'll always be Spider-Man.
I'll deal with that. No one else is gonna get hurt.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"I'm gonna figure myself out. I'm gonna go back to who I used to be. Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, y'know? That's what I do. That's what Ben, May, and Gwen wanted me to be.
Maybe I can't live a normal life.
Maybe I'll always be Spider-Man.
I'll deal with that. No one else is gonna get hurt.
Maybe I can't live a normal life.
Maybe I'll always be Spider-Man.
I'll deal with that. No one else is gonna get hurt.
"Fuck it."
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"Fuck it."
"Daredevil and Punisher can handle Free Willy. It's not my problem."
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"Daredevil and Punisher can handle Free Willy. It's not my problem."
"Boy, that sucks, other Peter!"
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Boy, that sucks, other Peter!"
"Peter Parker's life is much easier now that it's without Spidey."
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"Peter Parker's life is much easier now that it's without Spidey."
The Death of Gwen Stacy #TodayInMarvelHistory
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November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"Besides, there are other spiders who do this better than me and with their heads on straight! Maybe one day, I'll come back to my old suit. But for now, I am Spider-Man no more."
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"Besides, there are other spiders who do this better than me and with their heads on straight! Maybe one day, I'll come back to my old suit. But for now, I am Spider-Man no more."
"I need to get back in touch with my roots. I need to go back to who I used to be."
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"I need to get back in touch with my roots. I need to go back to who I used to be."
"Totally not in my crash out era!"
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"Totally not in my crash out era!"
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A Bug’s Life Fruit Snacks (1998-1999): Assorted fruit-flavored snacks shaped like characters from the Pixar film, such as Flik, Dim, Heimlich, Hopper, and more
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A Bug’s Life Fruit Snacks (1998-1999): Assorted fruit-flavored snacks shaped like characters from the Pixar film, such as Flik, Dim, Heimlich, Hopper, and more