Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)
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Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)
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🕸 Only 18+.
🕸 Muse and mun are 33.
🕸 Maturity not included.
🕸 Dark themes ahead.
🕸 Ships with chemistry.
🕸 #MVRP.
🕸 Was a writer on Twitter.
🕸 Lewd is earned.
🕸 Totally a big-time superhero.
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"Why not a guy dressed up as a teddy bear who gives hugs? How about that, huh? Just once, a huggy-bear instead of a big rhino or-or a scorpion?"
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"If you don't mind too much my saying, you seem kinda...moody. Also, cut back on the body spray."
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"Ah, it's just the worst, ain't it?"
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"It's depressingly true!"
“Good point!”
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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I DIDN'T MEAN THAT I DONT PURPOSELY CRASH INTO CARS W BABIES IN THEM
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"Joke's on them, I have nothing of value!"
“I think we might get sued.”
"What time is it? It's Clobberin' Time! ...Waitaminute..."
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"What time is it? It's Clobberin' Time! ...Waitaminute..."
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"The daughter of the Devil? Charlie? She's adorable and a pal of mine! Whiiiiiiich might sound bad."
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)
Hazbin Hotel | Radio Killed the Video Star (S1E2)
Frame: 28261/33063
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"Mary, I am not a menace!"
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
He "borrowed" it from Mary.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Hazbin Hotel | PILOT (S1E0)
Frame: 31535/45740
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
//Sometimes I just get into this weird pattern of spiraling anxiety and stress and psyching myself out.
Or in other terms, being a high-functioning autistic guy.
In those moments, just let me crash out and recover.
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"I'm gonna figure myself out. I'm gonna go back to who I used to be. Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, y'know? That's what I do. That's what Ben, May, and Gwen wanted me to be.
Maybe I can't live a normal life.
Maybe I'll always be Spider-Man.
I'll deal with that. No one else is gonna get hurt.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"Fuck it."
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"Daredevil and Punisher can handle Free Willy. It's not my problem."
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"Boy, that sucks, other Peter!"
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
"Peter Parker's life is much easier now that it's without Spidey."
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
youtube.com/shorts/NULm6...
He leaves flowers on her grave.
"I'm sorry, Gwen."
The Death of Gwen Stacy #TodayInMarvelHistory
YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment
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November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"Besides, there are other spiders who do this better than me and with their heads on straight! Maybe one day, I'll come back to my old suit. But for now, I am Spider-Man no more."
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"I need to get back in touch with my roots. I need to go back to who I used to be."
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"Totally not in my crash out era!"
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Reposted by Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)
A Bug’s Life Fruit Snacks (1998-1999): Assorted fruit-flavored snacks shaped like characters from the Pixar film, such as Flik, Dim, Heimlich, Hopper, and more
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM