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You said you've never been on the Nice List while you were a good kid. Isn't that a contradiction?
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You said you've never been on the Nice List while you were a good kid. Isn't that a contradiction?
// he'd throw a hissy fit
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
// he'd throw a hissy fit
You're contradicting yourself, sweetheart.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You're contradicting yourself, sweetheart.
// all because of penis faucet
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
// all because of penis faucet
// the toxic yaoi is brewing
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
// the toxic yaoi is brewing
You said you've never been on the nice list 'til now.
You must've had been a very naughty little boy.
You must've had been a very naughty little boy.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You said you've never been on the nice list 'til now.
You must've had been a very naughty little boy.
You must've had been a very naughty little boy.
// Mark would threaten to move out one day I swear 😂
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
// Mark would threaten to move out one day I swear 😂
And you've been an absolute dear to me. You're definitely going on the Nice List this year at my Christmas party.
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
And you've been an absolute dear to me. You're definitely going on the Nice List this year at my Christmas party.
// Rip: so you won't wash your hands after using the toilet?
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
// Rip: so you won't wash your hands after using the toilet?
( He was going to say a slur. )
Something like that.
Good things?
Something like that.
Good things?
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 AM
( He was going to say a slur. )
Something like that.
Good things?
Something like that.
Good things?
Not to be too. . .you know what, but I think of you a lot.
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Not to be too. . .you know what, but I think of you a lot.
Feeling that he was way too overdressed for the occasion, Rip removed his own shirt too and discarded it mindlessly to the side as he returned to their heated makeout session. )
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Feeling that he was way too overdressed for the occasion, Rip removed his own shirt too and discarded it mindlessly to the side as he returned to their heated makeout session. )
( Letting go of Mark's length to trade it for a more comfortable position, Rip raised his upper half to meet Mark halfway into the kiss. His wandering hands caught onto the fabric of Mark's shirt then pulled it off of him.>
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
( Letting go of Mark's length to trade it for a more comfortable position, Rip raised his upper half to meet Mark halfway into the kiss. His wandering hands caught onto the fabric of Mark's shirt then pulled it off of him.>
Dragging it out from under Mark as carefully as he could manage, Rip finally freed his now tingling limb as he rolled onto his back. )
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Dragging it out from under Mark as carefully as he could manage, Rip finally freed his now tingling limb as he rolled onto his back. )
( Waking up sometime around 10am, Rip noticed that he was still entangled in an embrace with Mark. His right arm must've had gone numb a while ago because he couldn't feel it.>
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
( Waking up sometime around 10am, Rip noticed that he was still entangled in an embrace with Mark. His right arm must've had gone numb a while ago because he couldn't feel it.>
( As if that wasn't the perfect excuse to keep Mark within an arm's length. After paying for the shoes, Rip got back in his car and started the engine. )
We're going back home to change.
We're going back home to change.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
( As if that wasn't the perfect excuse to keep Mark within an arm's length. After paying for the shoes, Rip got back in his car and started the engine. )
We're going back home to change.
We're going back home to change.
( While this shopping spree had been most likely more expensive than any money Mark had ever spent on anything back home, Rip's credit card didn't feel it at all just like its owner. )
Don't worry, I'll be close by so you won't get lost.>
Don't worry, I'll be close by so you won't get lost.>
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
( While this shopping spree had been most likely more expensive than any money Mark had ever spent on anything back home, Rip's credit card didn't feel it at all just like its owner. )
Don't worry, I'll be close by so you won't get lost.>
Don't worry, I'll be close by so you won't get lost.>
( Happy that he'd made Mark laugh, Rip's mouth widened into a genuine smile. He felt relaxed and excited at the same time. His hand worked tirelessly in a fast pace, ignoring his own erection for the time being. Mark's reactions looked too good for Rip to be selfish now. )
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
( Happy that he'd made Mark laugh, Rip's mouth widened into a genuine smile. He felt relaxed and excited at the same time. His hand worked tirelessly in a fast pace, ignoring his own erection for the time being. Mark's reactions looked too good for Rip to be selfish now. )
You're strange. . .
( It was an observation rather than an insult. Rip wasn't used to anyone expressing their happiness for him, especially not after an ex lover. )
Or maybe you're just European.
( His hand eventually slowing to a stop, Rip fell asleep with his face pressed into Mark's head. )
( It was an observation rather than an insult. Rip wasn't used to anyone expressing their happiness for him, especially not after an ex lover. )
Or maybe you're just European.
( His hand eventually slowing to a stop, Rip fell asleep with his face pressed into Mark's head. )
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
You're strange. . .
( It was an observation rather than an insult. Rip wasn't used to anyone expressing their happiness for him, especially not after an ex lover. )
Or maybe you're just European.
( His hand eventually slowing to a stop, Rip fell asleep with his face pressed into Mark's head. )
( It was an observation rather than an insult. Rip wasn't used to anyone expressing their happiness for him, especially not after an ex lover. )
Or maybe you're just European.
( His hand eventually slowing to a stop, Rip fell asleep with his face pressed into Mark's head. )