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// Mark and Rip @skagb0y.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
// Mark and Rip @skagb0y.bsky.social
( Rip's full trust yet had to be earned, but he chose to believe Mark right now. He sounded honest enough to dispel any doubts Rip might've had about Mark's genuine feelings. )
Good.
If you do anyway, don't let me find out. >
Good.
If you do anyway, don't let me find out. >
(If only Rip knew how close he was to the truth. After all, how could a junkie like Mark get together enough money to fly to the states snd live without a job so far? Something definitely wasn’t adding up. Mark had left all of that out though, of course.)
Love her? That ship had sailed years ago.—
Love her? That ship had sailed years ago.—
( Completely cutting off everything and everyone from his previous life sounded too much like Mark was on the run. Why else would he do something like that? Rip was way too familiar with that pattern.>
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
( Rip's full trust yet had to be earned, but he chose to believe Mark right now. He sounded honest enough to dispel any doubts Rip might've had about Mark's genuine feelings. )
Good.
If you do anyway, don't let me find out. >
Good.
If you do anyway, don't let me find out. >
( Completely cutting off everything and everyone from his previous life sounded too much like Mark was on the run. Why else would he do something like that? Rip was way too familiar with that pattern.>
I left. I didn’t say goodbye to anyone. Not my friends, not her, not even my parents. I just put a few things in place so my mom would hopefully not report me missin’, but I guess that’s still a real possibility.
(He’d simply got up and left that day with nothing more than money and just enough—
(He’d simply got up and left that day with nothing more than money and just enough—
( What a heartwrenching story. Rip could swear that he'd only seen one of those in his mom's favorite soap operas when he was a kid. )
Jesus, Mark. You sound just like one of my buddies from college.
The thing is that you're not gonna be able to keep anyone if you think like that.>
Jesus, Mark. You sound just like one of my buddies from college.
The thing is that you're not gonna be able to keep anyone if you think like that.>
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
( Completely cutting off everything and everyone from his previous life sounded too much like Mark was on the run. Why else would he do something like that? Rip was way too familiar with that pattern.>
You're right. Thanks, Mark.
Why not? Maybe it feels nice to believe in good things occasionally
You mean it was fate that we met?
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
You're right. Thanks, Mark.
( What a heartwrenching story. Rip could swear that he'd only seen one of those in his mom's favorite soap operas when he was a kid. )
Jesus, Mark. You sound just like one of my buddies from college.
The thing is that you're not gonna be able to keep anyone if you think like that.>
Jesus, Mark. You sound just like one of my buddies from college.
The thing is that you're not gonna be able to keep anyone if you think like that.>
At first? Yeah. When we both tried to make it work as a real romantic relationship.
(She was one of the best girlfriends he’d ever had. Almost definitely the most understanding.)
After we realized it wouldn’t work out and we both needed a cover story? The answers still yes, but not as a—
(She was one of the best girlfriends he’d ever had. Almost definitely the most understanding.)
After we realized it wouldn’t work out and we both needed a cover story? The answers still yes, but not as a—
( Rip hadn't heard about that sexuality before but it sounded like that girl was in the closet and Mark was her beard. Rip wondered what else had Mark gotten out of this other than showing off? Was that enough for him? )
Were you in love with her?>
Were you in love with her?>
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
( What a heartwrenching story. Rip could swear that he'd only seen one of those in his mom's favorite soap operas when he was a kid. )
Jesus, Mark. You sound just like one of my buddies from college.
The thing is that you're not gonna be able to keep anyone if you think like that.>
Jesus, Mark. You sound just like one of my buddies from college.
The thing is that you're not gonna be able to keep anyone if you think like that.>
You mean it was fate that we met?
Yeah? Maybe that’s why you met me.
I’ll keep that in mind.
I’ll keep that in mind.
You're such a sweet, sweet boy. Luckily I have a sweet tooth.
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You mean it was fate that we met?
You're such a sweet, sweet boy. Luckily I have a sweet tooth.
I’d rather not. It’s better when things are always smooth sailin’
I mean you could if you really wanted to. Wanna test my patience?
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You're such a sweet, sweet boy. Luckily I have a sweet tooth.
I mean you could if you really wanted to. Wanna test my patience?
I’m sure I could find a way to make you mad, but I appreciate the sentiment
It's because you're sweet, Mark. I can never be mad at you, you know.
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I mean you could if you really wanted to. Wanna test my patience?
It's because you're sweet, Mark. I can never be mad at you, you know.
Very sweet of you to say
You get what you give with me.
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's because you're sweet, Mark. I can never be mad at you, you know.
You get what you give with me.
You’ve been nothin’ but good to me, if that’s any consolation.
I know, babes.
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You get what you give with me.
I know, babes.
I know it’s not me.
I just want you to know I’m not like that.
I just want you to know I’m not like that.
That someone wasn't you. I just told what happened on that picture.
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I know, babes.
That someone wasn't you. I just told what happened on that picture.
I was just playin’ with you! Humans aren’t evil. We might fuckin’ suck sometimes, but we’re not evil.
I was pissed because someone I thought was my friend talked to me like I was. . .well, evil. Like you said it.
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
That someone wasn't you. I just told what happened on that picture.
( Rip hadn't heard about that sexuality before but it sounded like that girl was in the closet and Mark was her beard. Rip wondered what else had Mark gotten out of this other than showing off? Was that enough for him? )
Were you in love with her?>
Were you in love with her?>
Hazel didn’t want her family and friends back home to know she was ace sexual or whatever her and her college friends called it. Her folks knew I was interested in all that shit, so we pretended to date so they would stop tellin’ her that the right dick would fix her. I didn’t have sex with her—
Why didn't you break up sooner then? I mean, you're not like her. . . Are you?
( A small hint of worry had crept up to the forefront of his mind. As someone who more than enjoyed sex, Rip didn't think he would be able to turn celibate.>
( A small hint of worry had crept up to the forefront of his mind. As someone who more than enjoyed sex, Rip didn't think he would be able to turn celibate.>
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
( Rip hadn't heard about that sexuality before but it sounded like that girl was in the closet and Mark was her beard. Rip wondered what else had Mark gotten out of this other than showing off? Was that enough for him? )
Were you in love with her?>
Were you in love with her?>
I was pissed because someone I thought was my friend talked to me like I was. . .well, evil. Like you said it.
You look like you’re schemin’. Very mischievous.
Still doesn't sound like a compliment to me.
November 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I was pissed because someone I thought was my friend talked to me like I was. . .well, evil. Like you said it.
Still doesn't sound like a compliment to me.
/looked/ evil. Also different than being evil
Calling me evil isn't very nice. I have feelings too, you know.
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Still doesn't sound like a compliment to me.
Calling me evil isn't very nice. I have feelings too, you know.
I said you looked evil, not ugly. Two very different things
That's a very attractive picture of me, actually.
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Calling me evil isn't very nice. I have feelings too, you know.
That's a very attractive picture of me, actually.
November 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM
That's a very attractive picture of me, actually.
Why didn't you break up sooner then? I mean, you're not like her. . . Are you?
( A small hint of worry had crept up to the forefront of his mind. As someone who more than enjoyed sex, Rip didn't think he would be able to turn celibate.>
( A small hint of worry had crept up to the forefront of his mind. As someone who more than enjoyed sex, Rip didn't think he would be able to turn celibate.>
She just— she hated it so bad it wasn’t worth tryin’ more than a couple times. It was the right thing to do.
(Mark knew more than a few people who were exactly like those in Rip’s mind. It wasn’t too much of a surprise.)
Am I? Thought I was doin’ the opposite.
(Mark knew more than a few people who were exactly like those in Rip’s mind. It wasn’t too much of a surprise.)
Am I? Thought I was doin’ the opposite.
Wow.
( Rip tried blinking away his surprise. He'd never heard of anyone who didn't like sex. The guys he knew would've forced themselves upon that poor girl. Mark really was a gentleman. )
You're making it sound very appealing.
( Rip tried blinking away his surprise. He'd never heard of anyone who didn't like sex. The guys he knew would've forced themselves upon that poor girl. Mark really was a gentleman. )
You're making it sound very appealing.
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Why didn't you break up sooner then? I mean, you're not like her. . . Are you?
( A small hint of worry had crept up to the forefront of his mind. As someone who more than enjoyed sex, Rip didn't think he would be able to turn celibate.>
( A small hint of worry had crept up to the forefront of his mind. As someone who more than enjoyed sex, Rip didn't think he would be able to turn celibate.>
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November 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
// pinterest did a thing @skagb0y.bsky.social
Wow.
( Rip tried blinking away his surprise. He'd never heard of anyone who didn't like sex. The guys he knew would've forced themselves upon that poor girl. Mark really was a gentleman. )
You're making it sound very appealing.
( Rip tried blinking away his surprise. He'd never heard of anyone who didn't like sex. The guys he knew would've forced themselves upon that poor girl. Mark really was a gentleman. )
You're making it sound very appealing.
I like women plenty. She just didn’t like sex and I respected that.
(Mark didn’t mind responding, really. For once, it felt good to have someone that he felt like he could be totally honest about those parts of himself with.)
I’m sure I could serenade you with some annoyin’ Scottish classics.
(Mark didn’t mind responding, really. For once, it felt good to have someone that he felt like he could be totally honest about those parts of himself with.)
I’m sure I could serenade you with some annoyin’ Scottish classics.
Why not? You don't like women?
( It was a very personal question that in Rip's word was something that could be asked casually. He didn't think that Mark was pretending to like him. Well, not anymore. )
A private concert. Sure, why not.
( It was a very personal question that in Rip's word was something that could be asked casually. He didn't think that Mark was pretending to like him. Well, not anymore. )
A private concert. Sure, why not.
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Wow.
( Rip tried blinking away his surprise. He'd never heard of anyone who didn't like sex. The guys he knew would've forced themselves upon that poor girl. Mark really was a gentleman. )
You're making it sound very appealing.
( Rip tried blinking away his surprise. He'd never heard of anyone who didn't like sex. The guys he knew would've forced themselves upon that poor girl. Mark really was a gentleman. )
You're making it sound very appealing.
Why not? You don't like women?
( It was a very personal question that in Rip's word was something that could be asked casually. He didn't think that Mark was pretending to like him. Well, not anymore. )
A private concert. Sure, why not.
( It was a very personal question that in Rip's word was something that could be asked casually. He didn't think that Mark was pretending to like him. Well, not anymore. )
A private concert. Sure, why not.
I never even had her. We didn’t have sex, not once. At least while fakin’ the relationship. But I have had sex with you.
(Mark reminded, seemingly trying to signal that his relationship with Rip was something different. Not pretend.)
Maybe I would sing if it was just me and you.
(Mark reminded, seemingly trying to signal that his relationship with Rip was something different. Not pretend.)
Maybe I would sing if it was just me and you.
Let me guess. . .You haven't had anyone since then, Shakespeare.
( Now that Rip knew how much of a romantic soul Mark was, he couldn't imagine him jumping into another relationship right after. )
I have a karaoke machine somewhere.
( Now that Rip knew how much of a romantic soul Mark was, he couldn't imagine him jumping into another relationship right after. )
I have a karaoke machine somewhere.
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Why not? You don't like women?
( It was a very personal question that in Rip's word was something that could be asked casually. He didn't think that Mark was pretending to like him. Well, not anymore. )
A private concert. Sure, why not.
( It was a very personal question that in Rip's word was something that could be asked casually. He didn't think that Mark was pretending to like him. Well, not anymore. )
A private concert. Sure, why not.
Let me guess. . .You haven't had anyone since then, Shakespeare.
( Now that Rip knew how much of a romantic soul Mark was, he couldn't imagine him jumping into another relationship right after. )
I have a karaoke machine somewhere.
( Now that Rip knew how much of a romantic soul Mark was, he couldn't imagine him jumping into another relationship right after. )
I have a karaoke machine somewhere.
We dated in school, but it just wasn’t right. When we graduated and everything went to shit for us—well, we pretended to be together. To keep everyone off our backs.
(Mark couldn’t help but smile. It was a surprisingly good memory.)
Maybe I will someday. No promises.
(Mark couldn’t help but smile. It was a surprisingly good memory.)
Maybe I will someday. No promises.
For your not girlfriend? Sounds like a lucky gal.
( Rip teased with a grin. Mark was effortlessly funny. )
You can sing whenever and whatever you want, babes. I won't stop you.
( Rip teased with a grin. Mark was effortlessly funny. )
You can sing whenever and whatever you want, babes. I won't stop you.
October 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Let me guess. . .You haven't had anyone since then, Shakespeare.
( Now that Rip knew how much of a romantic soul Mark was, he couldn't imagine him jumping into another relationship right after. )
I have a karaoke machine somewhere.
( Now that Rip knew how much of a romantic soul Mark was, he couldn't imagine him jumping into another relationship right after. )
I have a karaoke machine somewhere.
// this is so them @skagb0y.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
// this is so them @skagb0y.bsky.social