Baron Von Eniac
@weblamer.bsky.social
I have been shit posting since 1992.
I read too much.
I love building things.
Sometimes my wife comes to see if I'm choking because I laugh too hard at my own inner dialogue.
I read too much.
I love building things.
Sometimes my wife comes to see if I'm choking because I laugh too hard at my own inner dialogue.
When you are a slave to your phone
September 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
When you are a slave to your phone
Look at this nosey ass cat being nosey. Gunna gossip about everything she sees.
September 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Look at this nosey ass cat being nosey. Gunna gossip about everything she sees.
Hay y'all check out this butt cloud. You can't tell me tell me you don't see Dat Ass.
June 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hay y'all check out this butt cloud. You can't tell me tell me you don't see Dat Ass.
They are going to meet at the top and then kiss.
Like them cartoon dogs eating garbage spaghetti.
Like them cartoon dogs eating garbage spaghetti.
June 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
They are going to meet at the top and then kiss.
Like them cartoon dogs eating garbage spaghetti.
Like them cartoon dogs eating garbage spaghetti.
I saw a Honda today that was completely covered in Chrome and I thought it was glorious.
Shiny and chrome.
Shiny and chrome.
May 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I saw a Honda today that was completely covered in Chrome and I thought it was glorious.
Shiny and chrome.
Shiny and chrome.
Some crows I bought off of Amazon last night when I was drinking mead I had some sort of vague plan.
April 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Some crows I bought off of Amazon last night when I was drinking mead I had some sort of vague plan.
Shoot the government with a kitten cannon.
Anyways here is a possum kitten I saved from the pool today.
Anyways here is a possum kitten I saved from the pool today.
April 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Shoot the government with a kitten cannon.
Anyways here is a possum kitten I saved from the pool today.
Anyways here is a possum kitten I saved from the pool today.
Have a sunday as chill as this lady bug and her mulberry.
April 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Have a sunday as chill as this lady bug and her mulberry.
The titles of these hunting dvd's look like they could be pornos.
April 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The titles of these hunting dvd's look like they could be pornos.
Blue Jays are narcs.
March 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Blue Jays are narcs.
Life is no fun without bearded women.
March 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Life is no fun without bearded women.
I need to remember the pepper and broom trick.
March 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I need to remember the pepper and broom trick.
Remember to bite the head off the first butterfly you see this spring to get a new dress.
March 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Remember to bite the head off the first butterfly you see this spring to get a new dress.
This is not Diana Troi from star trek.
March 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is not Diana Troi from star trek.
Milk fed boys. Like, is it just milk or do they get a lot of cheese, too.
March 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Milk fed boys. Like, is it just milk or do they get a lot of cheese, too.
Yo yo yo, Ding Dong man, Ding Dong, yo.
Damn. I was quoting Weird Al but now I feel like I am missing out in something in Tagalog.
Damn. I was quoting Weird Al but now I feel like I am missing out in something in Tagalog.
February 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Yo yo yo, Ding Dong man, Ding Dong, yo.
Damn. I was quoting Weird Al but now I feel like I am missing out in something in Tagalog.
Damn. I was quoting Weird Al but now I feel like I am missing out in something in Tagalog.
Remember 10 years ago when AI first started coming out and we got served this shit?
It was the Golden age. Now we just have to see some third world country people arranged in a manner that looks like jesus's face if you squint.
It was the Golden age. Now we just have to see some third world country people arranged in a manner that looks like jesus's face if you squint.
February 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Remember 10 years ago when AI first started coming out and we got served this shit?
It was the Golden age. Now we just have to see some third world country people arranged in a manner that looks like jesus's face if you squint.
It was the Golden age. Now we just have to see some third world country people arranged in a manner that looks like jesus's face if you squint.
The side eye on this mature lady. She is done with your shit.
February 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The side eye on this mature lady. She is done with your shit.
I got an Airbnb for Valentine's Day. It was nearby and I thought I'd be fun.
However to get to the bathroom you had to open up a hatch on the floor and climb down a rickety ladder. It was like a Death Hole.
We took the champagne and went back home.
However to get to the bathroom you had to open up a hatch on the floor and climb down a rickety ladder. It was like a Death Hole.
We took the champagne and went back home.
February 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I got an Airbnb for Valentine's Day. It was nearby and I thought I'd be fun.
However to get to the bathroom you had to open up a hatch on the floor and climb down a rickety ladder. It was like a Death Hole.
We took the champagne and went back home.
However to get to the bathroom you had to open up a hatch on the floor and climb down a rickety ladder. It was like a Death Hole.
We took the champagne and went back home.
Using the AI to search for some cheap tablets and apparently I entered the Bobverse.
February 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Using the AI to search for some cheap tablets and apparently I entered the Bobverse.