Baron Von Eniac
@weblamer.bsky.social
I have been shit posting since 1992.
I read too much.
I love building things.
Sometimes my wife comes to see if I'm choking because I laugh too hard at my own inner dialogue.
I read too much.
I love building things.
Sometimes my wife comes to see if I'm choking because I laugh too hard at my own inner dialogue.
I want a movie about the high rise apartment building when Society breaks down and everybody in it joins up in different apartment building gangs. And then there are like staircase battles.
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I want a movie about the high rise apartment building when Society breaks down and everybody in it joins up in different apartment building gangs. And then there are like staircase battles.
The receipt guy at Costco pulling out his monocle and pondering over your receipt before he grudgingly gives it his official scribble.
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The receipt guy at Costco pulling out his monocle and pondering over your receipt before he grudgingly gives it his official scribble.
Sisko's dad did not want a covid shot
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Sisko's dad did not want a covid shot
That changeling at Starfleet turned into a seagull when Odo caught him as a big fuck you to Odo, he could make a better seagull
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
That changeling at Starfleet turned into a seagull when Odo caught him as a big fuck you to Odo, he could make a better seagull
Why is the president of Starfleet always some weird ass alien you never seen any of the shows.
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Why is the president of Starfleet always some weird ass alien you never seen any of the shows.
The Mirror Universe.
Aka the sexy universe.
Aka the sexy universe.
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The Mirror Universe.
Aka the sexy universe.
Aka the sexy universe.
Novelty inflatable turkeys are becoming a rarity. Searches just show tacky lawn ornimants.
I had to get mine from ebay.
I had to get mine from ebay.
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Novelty inflatable turkeys are becoming a rarity. Searches just show tacky lawn ornimants.
I had to get mine from ebay.
I had to get mine from ebay.
I don't know if y'all know this but Krampus is out and biblically correct angels are in.
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I don't know if y'all know this but Krampus is out and biblically correct angels are in.
My work chair sucks.
But there is no such thing as a truly comfortable chair, otherwise all chairs would be that chair.
But there is no such thing as a truly comfortable chair, otherwise all chairs would be that chair.
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My work chair sucks.
But there is no such thing as a truly comfortable chair, otherwise all chairs would be that chair.
But there is no such thing as a truly comfortable chair, otherwise all chairs would be that chair.
Bring back Blingy so I can blingy AI slop.
October 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Bring back Blingy so I can blingy AI slop.
This weather brought all the kids out on their bikes, scooters, and skateboards.
That makes me happy.
Though they are hella fast because they are all lithium powered.
They woulda smoked the Goonies and been home with the treasure like before lunch.
That makes me happy.
Though they are hella fast because they are all lithium powered.
They woulda smoked the Goonies and been home with the treasure like before lunch.
October 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This weather brought all the kids out on their bikes, scooters, and skateboards.
That makes me happy.
Though they are hella fast because they are all lithium powered.
They woulda smoked the Goonies and been home with the treasure like before lunch.
That makes me happy.
Though they are hella fast because they are all lithium powered.
They woulda smoked the Goonies and been home with the treasure like before lunch.
You don't see much Burlap much anymore.
Burlap.
Say it.
Burlap.
Say it.
October 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
You don't see much Burlap much anymore.
Burlap.
Say it.
Burlap.
Say it.
After society breaks down into a feudalism of Maga-Mega-Churches, where would be the best location to live that will still have a data center fueled by a working power plant that will allow me to make AI slop?
September 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
After society breaks down into a feudalism of Maga-Mega-Churches, where would be the best location to live that will still have a data center fueled by a working power plant that will allow me to make AI slop?
When you are a slave to your phone
September 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
When you are a slave to your phone
I thought the Bell Witch was an entirely localized story from my '80s Tennessee childhood.
Damn. Other people know about This Witch.
It was really more of a poltergeist.
Damn. Other people know about This Witch.
It was really more of a poltergeist.
September 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I thought the Bell Witch was an entirely localized story from my '80s Tennessee childhood.
Damn. Other people know about This Witch.
It was really more of a poltergeist.
Damn. Other people know about This Witch.
It was really more of a poltergeist.
Look at this nosey ass cat being nosey. Gunna gossip about everything she sees.
September 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Look at this nosey ass cat being nosey. Gunna gossip about everything she sees.
Came to Blue Sky to see if everyone was going to be going off about a freaking HELLFIRE MISSILE bouncing off a UFO but instead it is this Kirk guy that I never heard of.
September 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Came to Blue Sky to see if everyone was going to be going off about a freaking HELLFIRE MISSILE bouncing off a UFO but instead it is this Kirk guy that I never heard of.
Pluto tv was my 'Will it run Doom'.
I am still devastated over this.
I am still devastated over this.
September 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Pluto tv was my 'Will it run Doom'.
I am still devastated over this.
I am still devastated over this.
Pluto tv now requires an email and password to watch Star Trek Deep Space 9. I am so pissed.
I could install pluto tv on any shitty android device and it just worked.
Now I have to peck in a login to a pregnancy tester or whatever android based gadget I am playing with
I could install pluto tv on any shitty android device and it just worked.
Now I have to peck in a login to a pregnancy tester or whatever android based gadget I am playing with
September 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Pluto tv now requires an email and password to watch Star Trek Deep Space 9. I am so pissed.
I could install pluto tv on any shitty android device and it just worked.
Now I have to peck in a login to a pregnancy tester or whatever android based gadget I am playing with
I could install pluto tv on any shitty android device and it just worked.
Now I have to peck in a login to a pregnancy tester or whatever android based gadget I am playing with
I rode my bike down and bought the billion dollar lotto ticket for tonight.
Gunna rent me like four bounce houses.
Gunna rent me like four bounce houses.
September 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I rode my bike down and bought the billion dollar lotto ticket for tonight.
Gunna rent me like four bounce houses.
Gunna rent me like four bounce houses.
Do not upgrade Pluto TV on your cheap Android device because it will make you create a login to watch Star Trek deep space Nine.
August 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Do not upgrade Pluto TV on your cheap Android device because it will make you create a login to watch Star Trek deep space Nine.
Tv show oriented to horse girls:
A crew working in one of those millionaire Lexington Kentucky horse barn mansions and the drama of dealing with inbred thoroughbreds while the barn down the road raises glorious cloned horses.
Which are not Holy Horses.
A crew working in one of those millionaire Lexington Kentucky horse barn mansions and the drama of dealing with inbred thoroughbreds while the barn down the road raises glorious cloned horses.
Which are not Holy Horses.
August 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Tv show oriented to horse girls:
A crew working in one of those millionaire Lexington Kentucky horse barn mansions and the drama of dealing with inbred thoroughbreds while the barn down the road raises glorious cloned horses.
Which are not Holy Horses.
A crew working in one of those millionaire Lexington Kentucky horse barn mansions and the drama of dealing with inbred thoroughbreds while the barn down the road raises glorious cloned horses.
Which are not Holy Horses.
How shocked I was, expecting to find unconditional love on the internet.
Shocked.
Well not that shocked.
Shocked.
Well not that shocked.
August 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
How shocked I was, expecting to find unconditional love on the internet.
Shocked.
Well not that shocked.
Shocked.
Well not that shocked.
Batman in Anime form makes me vomit.
August 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Batman in Anime form makes me vomit.
Fried beer.
But its fried IPA
But its fried IPA
July 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Fried beer.
But its fried IPA
But its fried IPA