Kris
@webkris.bsky.social
Sys Admin, Hardware Hacker, Automotive Enthusiast.
Look at all this auto opt-in fucking screen garbage.
We don't want your AI reading our email or training your shitty models so that you can recommend cheap garbage in the future. Nobody wants AI thanks. 📎
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
We don't want your AI reading our email or training your shitty models so that you can recommend cheap garbage in the future. Nobody wants AI thanks. 📎
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Look at all this auto opt-in fucking screen garbage.
We don't want your AI reading our email or training your shitty models so that you can recommend cheap garbage in the future. Nobody wants AI thanks. 📎
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
We don't want your AI reading our email or training your shitty models so that you can recommend cheap garbage in the future. Nobody wants AI thanks. 📎
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Dear Microsoft, Google, and Meta,
How many times do users click this before you finally just stop with AI?
How many times do users click this before you finally just stop with AI?
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Dear Microsoft, Google, and Meta,
How many times do users click this before you finally just stop with AI?
How many times do users click this before you finally just stop with AI?
DuckDuckGo having none of it.
I wonder what happens if you ask AI like Chat-GPT?
I wonder what happens if you ask AI like Chat-GPT?
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
DuckDuckGo having none of it.
I wonder what happens if you ask AI like Chat-GPT?
I wonder what happens if you ask AI like Chat-GPT?
Hey #TeamViewer, you canceled my $3,000 "lifetime" license.
Please fuck off.
#clippy #righttorepair #baitandswitch
Please fuck off.
#clippy #righttorepair #baitandswitch
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Hey #TeamViewer, you canceled my $3,000 "lifetime" license.
Please fuck off.
#clippy #righttorepair #baitandswitch
Please fuck off.
#clippy #righttorepair #baitandswitch
If you see an offer like this and think "Gee, an extra $640 that will cost me $119 (18%+ interest) could save my business."
It's time to close your small business.
#stripe #smallbusiness #economy
It's time to close your small business.
#stripe #smallbusiness #economy
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If you see an offer like this and think "Gee, an extra $640 that will cost me $119 (18%+ interest) could save my business."
It's time to close your small business.
#stripe #smallbusiness #economy
It's time to close your small business.
#stripe #smallbusiness #economy
I see I'm doing this correctly.
October 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I see I'm doing this correctly.
Gen X here.
17% APR on a credit card is not "Low".
My FIRST CC was 8%.
No credit history 19 years old at 8%.
States have laws that over 20% is loan sharking but the federal courts ruled with the Delaware based banks.
If you think you might carry a balance, forget the points, get this number low.
17% APR on a credit card is not "Low".
My FIRST CC was 8%.
No credit history 19 years old at 8%.
States have laws that over 20% is loan sharking but the federal courts ruled with the Delaware based banks.
If you think you might carry a balance, forget the points, get this number low.
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Gen X here.
17% APR on a credit card is not "Low".
My FIRST CC was 8%.
No credit history 19 years old at 8%.
States have laws that over 20% is loan sharking but the federal courts ruled with the Delaware based banks.
If you think you might carry a balance, forget the points, get this number low.
17% APR on a credit card is not "Low".
My FIRST CC was 8%.
No credit history 19 years old at 8%.
States have laws that over 20% is loan sharking but the federal courts ruled with the Delaware based banks.
If you think you might carry a balance, forget the points, get this number low.
Take a beat everyone. We have a LARGE section of land for Camp Pendleton that happens to have the I-5 drive past it down to the coast of San Diego. They bomb this and do training exercises here all the time. There is nothing here besides a military base, so it won't interrupt a protest. #NOKINGS
October 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Take a beat everyone. We have a LARGE section of land for Camp Pendleton that happens to have the I-5 drive past it down to the coast of San Diego. They bomb this and do training exercises here all the time. There is nothing here besides a military base, so it won't interrupt a protest. #NOKINGS
It's like watching a hearing with Dedra Meero.
"The Very Worst Thing You Can Do Right Now Is Bore Me."
"The Very Worst Thing You Can Do Right Now Is Bore Me."
October 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's like watching a hearing with Dedra Meero.
"The Very Worst Thing You Can Do Right Now Is Bore Me."
"The Very Worst Thing You Can Do Right Now Is Bore Me."
Why the f*ck was it ever ON?
It will ALWAYS be OFF.
It will ALWAYS be OFF.
October 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Why the f*ck was it ever ON?
It will ALWAYS be OFF.
It will ALWAYS be OFF.
What's the over / under on days until we cave on the Trump Government Shutdown? My guess is October 18th. Can't wait to add a few Dem leaders to my No Kings signs.
October 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What's the over / under on days until we cave on the Trump Government Shutdown? My guess is October 18th. Can't wait to add a few Dem leaders to my No Kings signs.
It took me 5 min to find this setting. 🤨
Click on your user icon on YouTube, it's on the list (not under settings)
Click on your user icon on YouTube, it's on the list (not under settings)
September 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It took me 5 min to find this setting. 🤨
Click on your user icon on YouTube, it's on the list (not under settings)
Click on your user icon on YouTube, it's on the list (not under settings)
Crypto is an unregulated exchange and not insured for loss. Scammers and criminals frequently use it to receive ransom and extortion from victims because it often can't be traced to the source. Coins are an insider traded pump and dump scheme that has worse odds than a casino.
Want to know more?
Want to know more?
August 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Crypto is an unregulated exchange and not insured for loss. Scammers and criminals frequently use it to receive ransom and extortion from victims because it often can't be traced to the source. Coins are an insider traded pump and dump scheme that has worse odds than a casino.
Want to know more?
Want to know more?
Stop calling it "Natural Gas" - Use "Atmosphere Destroying Methane" instead.
You know that chemical that polluted the brains of every human walking around? It used to be called "Ethyl" so that you would confuse it with "Ethyl Alcohol". It was actually "Tetra Ethyl Lead". Enjoy Cars Land! Ka-Chow!
You know that chemical that polluted the brains of every human walking around? It used to be called "Ethyl" so that you would confuse it with "Ethyl Alcohol". It was actually "Tetra Ethyl Lead". Enjoy Cars Land! Ka-Chow!
August 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Stop calling it "Natural Gas" - Use "Atmosphere Destroying Methane" instead.
You know that chemical that polluted the brains of every human walking around? It used to be called "Ethyl" so that you would confuse it with "Ethyl Alcohol". It was actually "Tetra Ethyl Lead". Enjoy Cars Land! Ka-Chow!
You know that chemical that polluted the brains of every human walking around? It used to be called "Ethyl" so that you would confuse it with "Ethyl Alcohol". It was actually "Tetra Ethyl Lead". Enjoy Cars Land! Ka-Chow!
For when you hate your customers:
July 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
For when you hate your customers:
Looks like he just got off Muppet Vision 3D, but the muppets gave him $40B.
July 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Looks like he just got off Muppet Vision 3D, but the muppets gave him $40B.
Zero Day Salad. 🥗 🛜
Forget your TP-Link router. Look closer at that Brother network laser printer hanging out on your private wifi. #itadmin #itsecurity #protocol
Forget your TP-Link router. Look closer at that Brother network laser printer hanging out on your private wifi. #itadmin #itsecurity #protocol
July 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Zero Day Salad. 🥗 🛜
Forget your TP-Link router. Look closer at that Brother network laser printer hanging out on your private wifi. #itadmin #itsecurity #protocol
Forget your TP-Link router. Look closer at that Brother network laser printer hanging out on your private wifi. #itadmin #itsecurity #protocol
It's for everything, and it's the whole time...
July 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It's for everything, and it's the whole time...
If you are in management or on the board of directors. Please, please, please, start asking simple business questions like "How many times was this clicked?!"
I'm assuring you, the answer is single digits.
Save your company from AI slop like this.
#ai #techsupport #sysadmin #helpdesk
I'm assuring you, the answer is single digits.
Save your company from AI slop like this.
#ai #techsupport #sysadmin #helpdesk
July 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If you are in management or on the board of directors. Please, please, please, start asking simple business questions like "How many times was this clicked?!"
I'm assuring you, the answer is single digits.
Save your company from AI slop like this.
#ai #techsupport #sysadmin #helpdesk
I'm assuring you, the answer is single digits.
Save your company from AI slop like this.
#ai #techsupport #sysadmin #helpdesk
Pay no attention to the Grok
July 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Pay no attention to the Grok
