"Antipha" is one of the best headings I've ever seen ngl

I'm really tempted to try this at Aldi now

I like hatch chilis, but ice cream may be a bridge too far

I worked at Walgreens ~4 years ago. This was the party line back then. For the record, I *may* have walked out of the job when they demanded I violate HIPPA lmao

At this point a box of raisin bran might win against Schumer.

The guy behind the OP account

This is the case because the onus is on manufacturers to update the directions and the testing costs money so they won't, and they make better margins on stronger disinfectants with shorter dwell times. 6/6

EPA-registered products must be followed. If the user selects exposure conditions that differ from those on the EPA-registered product label, the user assumes liability from any injuries resulting from off-label use and is potentially subject to enforcement action under FIFRA." 5/6

"Most EPA-registered hospital disinfectants have a label contact time of 10 minutes. However, multiple scientific studies have demonstrated the efficacy of hospital disinfectants against pathogens with a contact time of at least 1 minute. By law, all applicable label instructions on 4/6

*as an aside because it's incredibly interesting, this applies to disinfectant but keeping the following quote from the 2024 update to the 2008 edition of CDC's guidelines for disinfection in hospitals in mind: 3/6

Enzyme cleaners (get the right one for the job) are magic, microfiber in general likewise. Flat mops are incredibly fast if you have the square footage. There's probably a small janitorial supply company locally that has the exact thing you need too. 2/6

Also protip(s) from a professional cleaner: if you're smart and read and follow all directions exactly* (this is important), commercial versions of every cleaning product exist and work better than you'd believe. Commercial window cleaner is lightyears ahead of Windex. 1/6

This is the correct answer. I have a feeling Alec would appreciate this too.

You must be talking about this one.