Wolverine 🏳️🌈 (parody)
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Angry.
Two hundred years old.
Dark themes.
Violent.
Crass.
Short-tempered, doesn't trust people, and doesn't give a shit.
Animalistic.
Both an X-Man and an Avenger.
Two hundred years old.
Dark themes.
Violent.
Crass.
Short-tempered, doesn't trust people, and doesn't give a shit.
Animalistic.
Both an X-Man and an Avenger.
"Only if I have to."
January 19, 2026 at 11:14 PM
"Only if I have to."
"They all break the same. Trust me."
January 19, 2026 at 10:44 PM
"They all break the same. Trust me."
"I hate machines. I ain't got the patience for 'em. Forge and Beast don't much like that."
January 19, 2026 at 10:35 PM
"I hate machines. I ain't got the patience for 'em. Forge and Beast don't much like that."
"It ain't bad."
January 19, 2026 at 3:10 AM
"It ain't bad."
"Not bad at all."
January 16, 2026 at 9:18 PM
"Not bad at all."
"Hnh. Not bad."
January 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
"Hnh. Not bad."
"Then forget it."
January 15, 2026 at 1:50 PM
"Then forget it."
Even Logan couldn't be snippy or short with Jeff.
If there was any constant, it was that Jeff was beloved by all.
He gently pet the landshark with a tentative smile.
"Hey, bub. Been doin' okay?"
If there was any constant, it was that Jeff was beloved by all.
He gently pet the landshark with a tentative smile.
"Hey, bub. Been doin' okay?"
January 15, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Even Logan couldn't be snippy or short with Jeff.
If there was any constant, it was that Jeff was beloved by all.
He gently pet the landshark with a tentative smile.
"Hey, bub. Been doin' okay?"
If there was any constant, it was that Jeff was beloved by all.
He gently pet the landshark with a tentative smile.
"Hey, bub. Been doin' okay?"
"What're you babblin' about?
January 15, 2026 at 1:38 PM
"What're you babblin' about?
"This whole thing is FUBAR. I got a team, a family, ta put back together."
January 15, 2026 at 1:26 PM
"This whole thing is FUBAR. I got a team, a family, ta put back together."
"Same for you."
January 15, 2026 at 11:45 AM
"Same for you."
"He's always broodin'."
January 15, 2026 at 11:38 AM
"He's always broodin'."
"The fuck are you?"
January 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
"The fuck are you?"
"Tune it out, Logan. Tune it out."
January 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
"Tune it out, Logan. Tune it out."