Logan 🏳️🌈 (parody)
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Angry.
Two hundred years old.
Dark themes.
Violent.
Crass.
Short-tempered, doesn't trust people, and doesn't give a shit.
Animalistic.
Both an X-Man and an Avenger.
Two hundred years old.
Dark themes.
Violent.
Crass.
Short-tempered, doesn't trust people, and doesn't give a shit.
Animalistic.
Both an X-Man and an Avenger.
Pinned
"Bub."
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//THE SCREAM I LET OUT! AHHHHA! JTNDISHRHE
//THE SCREAM I LET OUT! AHHHHA! JTNDISHRHE
Avengers: Doomsday | Only in Theaters December 18, 2026
YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment
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January 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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//THE SCREAM I LET OUT! AHHHHA! JTNDISHRHE
//THE SCREAM I LET OUT! AHHHHA! JTNDISHRHE
"Omega Red. Ain't seen him in years."
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
"Omega Red. Ain't seen him in years."
He just fucks off.
“Fine.” She flicked her business card in the air. “Tell me when you’re in better spirits Wolverine.” Emphasizing the name before she turned away.
SNIKT!
"I'm only sayin' it once. Don't try and cozy up ta me. These claws ain't for show."
"I'm only sayin' it once. Don't try and cozy up ta me. These claws ain't for show."
January 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM
He just fucks off.
SNIKT!
"I'm only sayin' it once. Don't try and cozy up ta me. These claws ain't for show."
"I'm only sayin' it once. Don't try and cozy up ta me. These claws ain't for show."
“We all have jobs. That doesn’t say anything about who I am off the clock.”
"Ain't my job. I don't trust people. Least of all government stooges."
January 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
SNIKT!
"I'm only sayin' it once. Don't try and cozy up ta me. These claws ain't for show."
"I'm only sayin' it once. Don't try and cozy up ta me. These claws ain't for show."
"Ain't my job. I don't trust people. Least of all government stooges."
“I’m many things but I’m not a whack job. I get checked psychologically. You haven’t even given me a chance.”
"Like I ain't heard that before, bub. Heard it from people better'n you and every one of 'em turned out ta be a whack job. You ain't no different."
January 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
"Ain't my job. I don't trust people. Least of all government stooges."
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The flashes don't stop. They ain't never stoppin'.
The flashes don't stop. They ain't never stoppin'.
X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE Clip - "Adamantium" (2009) Hugh Jackman
YouTube video by JoBlo Superheroes
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January 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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The flashes don't stop. They ain't never stoppin'.
The flashes don't stop. They ain't never stoppin'.
"Like I ain't heard that before, bub. Heard it from people better'n you and every one of 'em turned out ta be a whack job. You ain't no different."
“I care about my fellow people.”
"What's it to ya?"
January 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
"Like I ain't heard that before, bub. Heard it from people better'n you and every one of 'em turned out ta be a whack job. You ain't no different."
"Ya touch the kid, I take yer goddamn hand off."
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January 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
"Ya touch the kid, I take yer goddamn hand off."
//Don't be put off by Logan's sparkling personality! I try to be a chill guy. Until you get to know me and see how my sanity is hanging by a thread.
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
//Don't be put off by Logan's sparkling personality! I try to be a chill guy. Until you get to know me and see how my sanity is hanging by a thread.
"What's it to ya?"
“Bad mood?”
"Best there is at what I do and blah, blah, blah. Who gives a shit?"
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
"What's it to ya?"
Poundin' beer. Best cure for hangover.
January 5, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Poundin' beer. Best cure for hangover.
"Best there is at what I do and blah, blah, blah. Who gives a shit?"
January 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
"Best there is at what I do and blah, blah, blah. Who gives a shit?"
"I'm scared. Yer a boy scout, bub. Ya ain't gonna do nothin'."
❛Then you’ll be interrupting me and proving my point, Logan.❜
"An' what if I do, Summers?"
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
"I'm scared. Yer a boy scout, bub. Ya ain't gonna do nothin'."
"An' what if I do, Summers?"
January 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
"An' what if I do, Summers?"
"Beer, if ya got it."
“Coffee or something stronger?”
"Hmph."
January 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
"Beer, if ya got it."
"Hmph."
“They do say
‘Once the reputation is lost, it’s easier to be your true self’ 🎵……”
‘Once the reputation is lost, it’s easier to be your true self’ 🎵……”
"I got a reputation. Callin' me cute ain't badass."
January 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
"Hmph."
"I got a reputation. Callin' me cute ain't badass."
“Did that already make you cringe?”
"Jeez, Ro..."
January 3, 2026 at 2:56 PM
"I got a reputation. Callin' me cute ain't badass."
"Jeez, Ro..."
“No, I don’t, actually. I vividly remember you as somewhat of a cutie.”
"I ain't got the patience. I'm overly aggressive, 'member?"
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
"Jeez, Ro..."
"I ain't got the patience. I'm overly aggressive, 'member?"
“Why not? You could be really great on a stealth mission if you tried.”
"Sure ain't the tooth fairy."
January 3, 2026 at 11:17 AM
"I ain't got the patience. I'm overly aggressive, 'member?"
"Sure ain't the tooth fairy."
“LOGAN!”
"Ro."
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
"Sure ain't the tooth fairy."
"Crawler, have some self-respect, will ya?"
January 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
"Crawler, have some self-respect, will ya?"
"The hell is goin' on around here?"
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January 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
"The hell is goin' on around here?"
"Jesus, Crawler."
January 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
"Jesus, Crawler."