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furbee
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a thrifted 1998 furby named teeny
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all my opinions about storytelling are correct and if you don’t agree with me you simply don’t get it, unlike the enlightened ppl who do agree with me (i am insufferable to watch movies with)
dollhouse walked so severance could run
April 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
whoever described severance as “old man yaoi” has two things to answer for: 1) what a fucking phrase to put into the world, and 2) you were right, and that intrigued me enough to actually start the series
April 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Since learning about the concept of "Bar Cubes"—cubes that don't require dice, tokens, or counters—I've been thinking about building Bar Commander decks for conventions and travel.

It's a heavy deckbuilding restriction, but a very cool challenge.
March 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
me2: quick question with jacob’s loyalty mission. what the fuck?
March 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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you ever have a weekend so good you consider writing a manifesto
March 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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the authoritarianism is bad, but the loser energy is absolutely intolerable
March 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
me2: god i hate liara so much its so funny
March 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
me2: zaaed is so insanely cool all the time, love him.
March 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
me2: miranda’s character design fights against the way she acts. If they had made her more timeless and sad pretty, like audrey hepburn, or made her customize her own body with tattoos more, her story would be a lot more compelling to me.
March 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
me2: jacks story was confusing but sad. hope she’s doing ok. miranda should probably shut the fuck up about it. for the perfect person she sure dumped her empathy stat.
March 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
me2: man i would absolutely light random NPCs on fire for Zaaed, dude fucks. when he said he would blame me i was willing to shoot bystanders myself. favorite lil murder man.
March 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i rarely make any ttrpg characters, mostly i write campaigns or settings. i’m not an OC person. i struggle with making characters when stories are right there. but i did it. i came up with a backstory and a physical description for once with minimal suffering. plz be proud of me.
February 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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I miss games that are about 8-20h long and have linear gameplay/stories. Not every game has to be open world and 60+h long😭

I'm so sick of it. If you don't have extensive worldbuilding to fill that world just tell your story in a (semi) linear way 🥲
February 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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if we get rid of all of the science funding, we're never going to find a cancer-free way to ingest nicotine. tech bros does this convince you
February 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
me2: sammy swore to me way before she should have, ngl. wild choices continue
February 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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BE SO BRILLIANT NONE OF YOUR ENEMIES WOULD DARE LOOK AT YOU.
February 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Remember, calories don’t count during Super Bowl weekend or during a steady and inevitable descent into madness so
February 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
me2: samara is even less hinged than shep. we can’t keep making progressively less regulated murder hobos in this universe and then get mad at conrad verner for behaving in crazy ways.
February 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
me2: the asari arent the slut-aliens in this universe! that’s reductive and not lore accurate blah blah blah. i would stop saying it if it weren’t true. samaras tiddies. liaras entire romance is predicated on me letting her infodump one time about her genitals. the asari are here to be sexy and blue
February 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
me2: why the fuck is liara in charge when samara is right there being hot and also horrifying. samara is liara but pokémon evolved. better. tiddier. more murder. that light eyed stare that makes me wonder if she has a soul.
February 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
me2: samaras tiddies.
February 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
me2: to be clear the only intimidate choice i made so far was to threaten the person who bullied conrad and im 15/10 pleased with the choices my shep makes
February 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
me2: i am finding liaras sudden “i rule ilium functionally” completely unbelievable. with my dumb fuck romance situation i think instead of a kiss i should have started with “lmao sorry girlie but i technically died so we broke up”
February 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
me2: ngl it’s super not clear to me who my romance options are so far. frankly zaaed massani should be a romance option cuz he’s cool.
February 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
me2: they gave him a death rattled voice and made him religious, ofc thane is now my favorite character (wrex is still my favorite character and i think we should be platonic battle buddies forged in the fires of combat, that’s my true romance route).
February 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM