No matter how hard I try to be careful, it’s inevitable that I will lose no less than 5 peppercorns when I fill up the pepper grinder.

Stella: The man of the house prepares our kibble while we have our bedtime snack.

Bernie perks up when he hears the kibble bin open. I’m like “Dude, you’re literally eating right now”

13.1% complete. I wonder if I’ll ever finish. I had to dust off linear algebra concepts this week. 😫

Many people have asked me how can they best stay informed and protect their health while we navigate the indefinite pause on communications from NIH, CDC, & FDA. Here’s a thread on concrete steps YOU can take to protect yourself & your community. 🧵

Stella: The humans got me this new food bowl that only I can open.

Bernie: What the hell is wrong with this bowl?

Bernie: Napkins are perfect cat blankets.

Costco’s shareholders voted overwhelmingly to reject a proposal from a conservative think tank aimed at getting the company to roll back its diversity hiring practices.

The avocado burgers we were gonna have tonight turned into cheeseburgers because the avocado I ordered was like a rock.

I’ll go have a talk with it and find out the 15 min time window when it’s ready.

Stella: What is Bernie doing up there?

Hello world.