Bernie & Stella
@bernieandstella.bsky.social
We are two year old cats that sort of get along - living in the same house. Stella is sophisticated and wise. Bernie is goofy and adventurous.
We found a new play area. And got caught.
March 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
We found a new play area. And got caught.
Stella: The man of the house prepares our kibble while we have our bedtime snack.
Bernie perks up when he hears the kibble bin open. I’m like “Dude, you’re literally eating right now”
Bernie perks up when he hears the kibble bin open. I’m like “Dude, you’re literally eating right now”
February 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Stella: The man of the house prepares our kibble while we have our bedtime snack.
Bernie perks up when he hears the kibble bin open. I’m like “Dude, you’re literally eating right now”
Bernie perks up when he hears the kibble bin open. I’m like “Dude, you’re literally eating right now”
Stella: The humans got me this new food bowl that only I can open.
Bernie: What the hell is wrong with this bowl?
Bernie: What the hell is wrong with this bowl?
January 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Stella: The humans got me this new food bowl that only I can open.
Bernie: What the hell is wrong with this bowl?
Bernie: What the hell is wrong with this bowl?
Stella: Bernie and I got stuck in the bathroom late last night. The lady of the house wasn't amused.
January 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Stella: Bernie and I got stuck in the bathroom late last night. The lady of the house wasn't amused.
Bernie: Napkins are perfect cat blankets.
January 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Bernie: Napkins are perfect cat blankets.
Stella: What is Bernie doing up there?
January 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Stella: What is Bernie doing up there?
Bernie: Oh! Kibble…brb
November 23, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Bernie: Oh! Kibble…brb
Stella:
Bernie is driving me crazy today. I just want to sit and he keeps pouncing around me.
I find that if I act like I’m getting attacked and squeal if he gets close, one of the house staff comes and takes him away.
Bernie is driving me crazy today. I just want to sit and he keeps pouncing around me.
I find that if I act like I’m getting attacked and squeal if he gets close, one of the house staff comes and takes him away.
November 23, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Stella:
Bernie is driving me crazy today. I just want to sit and he keeps pouncing around me.
I find that if I act like I’m getting attacked and squeal if he gets close, one of the house staff comes and takes him away.
Bernie is driving me crazy today. I just want to sit and he keeps pouncing around me.
I find that if I act like I’m getting attacked and squeal if he gets close, one of the house staff comes and takes him away.