Another fun fact about Minnesota: no matter where in the country you go to rehab, there are at least 3 people from Minnesota. (Wisconsin also always representing.)

In previous positions, I have argued with people with MBAs to let me rewrite (with care) their run-on sentences about how smart they are.

I love these!

I write good. And I read good.

My brother goes on a similar rant when people get “non-traditional” pets — turtles, pigs, etc. — that they really just want a dog.
First of all, he’s a liar. I want all of those and I already love a dog. But more importantly, you’re 100% correct about trains! And you can read/sleep/eat!

My favorite city in the whole wide world! (I’m from the very rural south, but still.)

Hot guys have all the luck.

I wanted to be in the NBA! I’m 5’7, white, assigned female at birth and almost 43. Kinda still want that…

The royal we cracks me up. Yes and yes! “We” didn’t buy your mom shit for Christmas. Iiiii got her a sexy kimono and a voodoo set because Iiiii was in charge.

@killermike.bsky.social has been doing that for a hot minute. Thinking about voting for him next time around. @runthejewels.bsky.social

Also, just requested from the library The Remains of the Day after hearing your shoutout on Noble Blood. Thanks!