Whitney
@wdihome.bsky.social
I like to write, read, worry about the things I cannot change, brainstorm ways I can leave my corporate job and spend more time with my dog.
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If you think Tylenol is bad for kids, wait until I tell you about assault rifles
September 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If you think Tylenol is bad for kids, wait until I tell you about assault rifles
I'm honestly concerned DJT doesn't know that being a "loser" isn't a treasonous crime.
September 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I'm honestly concerned DJT doesn't know that being a "loser" isn't a treasonous crime.
I had a bad day yesterday and then I remembered I don't like to fish and everything was better.
September 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I had a bad day yesterday and then I remembered I don't like to fish and everything was better.
MTG wants a national divorce. Explain to me like I'm a five-year-old why that would be a bad thing. (Im originally from Georgia. Those m'fukers is wild about being as stupid as possible.)
September 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
MTG wants a national divorce. Explain to me like I'm a five-year-old why that would be a bad thing. (Im originally from Georgia. Those m'fukers is wild about being as stupid as possible.)
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So, if Colombia cuts off cocaine exports to the US, how long before the total supply gets low enough to have an impact on, say, the eldest son of a US president?
January 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So, if Colombia cuts off cocaine exports to the US, how long before the total supply gets low enough to have an impact on, say, the eldest son of a US president?
I would pay big money for a little light-up sign on my vape that reads “ARE YOU ON A TEAMS CALL?!”
January 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I would pay big money for a little light-up sign on my vape that reads “ARE YOU ON A TEAMS CALL?!”
Happy to hear death knell rumblings of “When they go low…” Maybe not for all. But for some of us — me, for example, “Go low and I’ll meet you in Hell.”
January 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Happy to hear death knell rumblings of “When they go low…” Maybe not for all. But for some of us — me, for example, “Go low and I’ll meet you in Hell.”
Instead of sleeping last night, I plotted how I would spend my first few nights in prison. I haven’t committed any crimes yet. Yet.
January 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Instead of sleeping last night, I plotted how I would spend my first few nights in prison. I haven’t committed any crimes yet. Yet.
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As a for-sure alcoholic who somehow gave up drinking after it damn-near killed me/ruined my life, I find it rather troubling that Pete Hegseth is still in the job market. He is not a quitter; I’ll give him that.
January 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
As a for-sure alcoholic who somehow gave up drinking after it damn-near killed me/ruined my life, I find it rather troubling that Pete Hegseth is still in the job market. He is not a quitter; I’ll give him that.
It’s my birthday today. I don’t ever remember believing in Santa, but when my dad told me THE ENTIRE WORLD celebrated the countdown to MY birthday, by God, I believed.
January 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It’s my birthday today. I don’t ever remember believing in Santa, but when my dad told me THE ENTIRE WORLD celebrated the countdown to MY birthday, by God, I believed.
@eringloriaryan.bsky.social I had forgotten about the Lil Jon DNC performance until I listened to Hysteria this morning. And just like that, this 40-something white woman turned down for wut like no one was watching. It was glorious! Thank you for the reminder! 💙✊🏻
December 31, 2024 at 11:40 PM
@eringloriaryan.bsky.social I had forgotten about the Lil Jon DNC performance until I listened to Hysteria this morning. And just like that, this 40-something white woman turned down for wut like no one was watching. It was glorious! Thank you for the reminder! 💙✊🏻
This organizational tool made me sob this morning. Overcome with Spirit. Still Sober.
December 25, 2024 at 8:32 PM
This organizational tool made me sob this morning. Overcome with Spirit. Still Sober.
Desperately seeking safe spaces for atheists and assholes (me).
December 22, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Desperately seeking safe spaces for atheists and assholes (me).
Patiently awaiting my Cabinet nomination. Qualifications: I'm double-jointed and won the third-grade spelling bee. Never been convicted of SA.
November 17, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Patiently awaiting my Cabinet nomination. Qualifications: I'm double-jointed and won the third-grade spelling bee. Never been convicted of SA.
Did you know that you're not supposed to brush your teeth immediately after "a vomiting episode," but rather use mouthwash instead? Would have been pretty useful info last week.
November 14, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Did you know that you're not supposed to brush your teeth immediately after "a vomiting episode," but rather use mouthwash instead? Would have been pretty useful info last week.
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Stop trying to embarrass fascists.
Start finding ways to materially hurt, obstruct, or terrify them.
Start finding ways to materially hurt, obstruct, or terrify them.
November 14, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Stop trying to embarrass fascists.
Start finding ways to materially hurt, obstruct, or terrify them.
Start finding ways to materially hurt, obstruct, or terrify them.
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I will say this though: Hope is not a mistake.
November 6, 2024 at 12:00 PM
I will say this though: Hope is not a mistake.
All I know is I will pour allll these dark, threatening feelings into the book I've been trying to finish for too many years about the other dark and threatening period in my life: LATE-STAGE ALCOHOLISM: Missing a Tooth, Finding a Black Eye
November 6, 2024 at 2:26 PM
All I know is I will pour allll these dark, threatening feelings into the book I've been trying to finish for too many years about the other dark and threatening period in my life: LATE-STAGE ALCOHOLISM: Missing a Tooth, Finding a Black Eye
5:08 a.m. Wake up still half-drugged from the Benadryl last night. Text family "Sober; turning off phone for a bit." Take 4 ibuprofen, migraine and anxiety meds. Thunderdunk the multi-vitamin in the trash bc WHO CARES about strong bones today.
November 6, 2024 at 1:39 PM
5:08 a.m. Wake up still half-drugged from the Benadryl last night. Text family "Sober; turning off phone for a bit." Take 4 ibuprofen, migraine and anxiety meds. Thunderdunk the multi-vitamin in the trash bc WHO CARES about strong bones today.
After following all the county clicking with explanations of "these blue dots are [this college/university]" on the state maps, I've determined we need to build more bigass schools in the middle of fucking nowhere, USA.
November 6, 2024 at 3:52 AM
After following all the county clicking with explanations of "these blue dots are [this college/university]" on the state maps, I've determined we need to build more bigass schools in the middle of fucking nowhere, USA.
From time-to-time, I like to try and imagine what Elon Musk is doing at that particular moment. Now that I'm on a reasonable platform, I can finally ask the Internet.
November 5, 2024 at 10:31 PM
From time-to-time, I like to try and imagine what Elon Musk is doing at that particular moment. Now that I'm on a reasonable platform, I can finally ask the Internet.
Soooo happy to see @jonlovett.bsky.social here! 😍 Been wondering when the X-odus (--< see what I did there?) would begin.
November 5, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Soooo happy to see @jonlovett.bsky.social here! 😍 Been wondering when the X-odus (--< see what I did there?) would begin.
My sobriety date is May 19, 2022. I guess we'll see about that shit tonight, won't we??
November 5, 2024 at 2:53 PM
My sobriety date is May 19, 2022. I guess we'll see about that shit tonight, won't we??