Will DeWitt
@wdewitt.bsky.social
Former Canadian children’s cartoon.
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And his friends are telling the enemies of the kingdom exactly how long they should tell the king his schlong is to get him to listen to him
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
And his friends are telling the enemies of the kingdom exactly how long they should tell the king his schlong is to get him to listen to him
You'd think/hope that getting dog-walked on the international stage for 10 straight months might be enough, but apparently not...
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You'd think/hope that getting dog-walked on the international stage for 10 straight months might be enough, but apparently not...
My kingdom for Russia finally disrespecting or humiliating Trump enough that he decides to do something tangible against them. Which might happen if we didn’t have members of the administration coaching the Russians on their interactions…
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My kingdom for Russia finally disrespecting or humiliating Trump enough that he decides to do something tangible against them. Which might happen if we didn’t have members of the administration coaching the Russians on their interactions…
Don’t worry, boss.
a man in a suit and tie has the words i 'll find them on his face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie has the words i 'll find them on his face
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Don’t worry, boss.
As a huge C&L and paperback format fan, is there someone at Macmillan whom I might *GENTLY* harangue over the lack of a paperback edition?
October 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
As a huge C&L and paperback format fan, is there someone at Macmillan whom I might *GENTLY* harangue over the lack of a paperback edition?
The built in narrative tension of Kleya having to work with Dedra? 😙🤌
September 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The built in narrative tension of Kleya having to work with Dedra? 😙🤌
Um, heheh, you must be mistaken, sir, because our SecDef is no civilian. He has dust on his boots 😏
June 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Um, heheh, you must be mistaken, sir, because our SecDef is no civilian. He has dust on his boots 😏
I could not find a single clip of the Wind River shoot-out scene that would play on Blue Sky, but imagine it's here with the caption "Is it too much to ask?"
June 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I could not find a single clip of the Wind River shoot-out scene that would play on Blue Sky, but imagine it's here with the caption "Is it too much to ask?"
What are your thoughts on StoryGraph? I’m currently transitioning from Goodreads to that
June 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
What are your thoughts on StoryGraph? I’m currently transitioning from Goodreads to that
Please, for the love of God and All That Is Holy, follow that up with "How?"
June 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Please, for the love of God and All That Is Holy, follow that up with "How?"
When I worked off the promenade, I had a friend from Texas fly in to visit Disney Land. He called me and asked if I could drive down to him to grab dinner after I got off work, and I laughed
June 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
When I worked off the promenade, I had a friend from Texas fly in to visit Disney Land. He called me and asked if I could drive down to him to grab dinner after I got off work, and I laughed
Like a kid who's set their house on fire because their mother was "mean" to them, but hasn't had the "Where am I going to sleep tonight?" thought yet
June 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Like a kid who's set their house on fire because their mother was "mean" to them, but hasn't had the "Where am I going to sleep tonight?" thought yet
Sending this to my buddy whose the EA of a prominent entertainment ceo for, like, $65k maybe
June 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Sending this to my buddy whose the EA of a prominent entertainment ceo for, like, $65k maybe
No one seems to be talking about how Musk either committed easily disprovable libel or tacitly admitted that he was perfectly okay working with an abhorrent pedophile as long as he was in the inner circle
June 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
No one seems to be talking about how Musk either committed easily disprovable libel or tacitly admitted that he was perfectly okay working with an abhorrent pedophile as long as he was in the inner circle
I don’t care, if they made a Star Wars version of it where I cultivate rebel battalions and move them around the galaxy, I’d pay a premium
June 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I don’t care, if they made a Star Wars version of it where I cultivate rebel battalions and move them around the galaxy, I’d pay a premium
I always love the "Trade schools are much cheaper, and graduates make XYZ amount afterward!" argument as if tuition wouldn't go up and pay wouldn't go exponentially down once the market is flooded with however many more trained tradesmen there would be in any given area.
May 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I always love the "Trade schools are much cheaper, and graduates make XYZ amount afterward!" argument as if tuition wouldn't go up and pay wouldn't go exponentially down once the market is flooded with however many more trained tradesmen there would be in any given area.
I fully believe he’ll invade a far-off, sparsely populated part of Finland within the next three years and dare NATO to escalate over trees and reindeer
May 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I fully believe he’ll invade a far-off, sparsely populated part of Finland within the next three years and dare NATO to escalate over trees and reindeer
I am surprised by how not surprised I am that you’re a Jon Bois fan? There has to be some German word for when two interests with no inherent connection collide
May 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I am surprised by how not surprised I am that you’re a Jon Bois fan? There has to be some German word for when two interests with no inherent connection collide
It's going to be *incredibly* frustrating when all these GOP congressmen start pushing back once they finally feel secure enough to do so without risking their reelections.
May 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It's going to be *incredibly* frustrating when all these GOP congressmen start pushing back once they finally feel secure enough to do so without risking their reelections.
Bystanders need to start calling them “wittle opewators” and asking them how their “wittle opewation is going?”
May 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Bystanders need to start calling them “wittle opewators” and asking them how their “wittle opewation is going?”