Will DeWitt
@wdewitt.bsky.social
Former Canadian children’s cartoon.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Waiting for the extended family group chat to start coming to grips with the fact they voted for and actively support an actual monster.
September 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Waiting for the extended family group chat to start coming to grips with the fact they voted for and actively support an actual monster.
Conversations with my very conservative family over the years:
“It’s getting hotter and hotter, earlier and earlier”
“These storms weren’t nearly so bad when I was a kid…”
“We used to have to wear jackets on Halloween…”
“Global warming is lib homo nonsense”
😔
“It’s getting hotter and hotter, earlier and earlier”
“These storms weren’t nearly so bad when I was a kid…”
“We used to have to wear jackets on Halloween…”
“Global warming is lib homo nonsense”
😔
July 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Conversations with my very conservative family over the years:
“It’s getting hotter and hotter, earlier and earlier”
“These storms weren’t nearly so bad when I was a kid…”
“We used to have to wear jackets on Halloween…”
“Global warming is lib homo nonsense”
😔
“It’s getting hotter and hotter, earlier and earlier”
“These storms weren’t nearly so bad when I was a kid…”
“We used to have to wear jackets on Halloween…”
“Global warming is lib homo nonsense”
😔
When will Polymarket start taking bets on which city the first backpack nuke will go off in?
Nuclear proliferation is bad.
(seeing way too many "oh well what do you expect 🤷" takes)
(seeing way too many "oh well what do you expect 🤷" takes)
March 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
When will Polymarket start taking bets on which city the first backpack nuke will go off in?
Soooo, uh, we really need to nuke Twitter, don't we?
February 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Soooo, uh, we really need to nuke Twitter, don't we?
It’s fun that I now have to consider the potential legal ramifications of completely innocuous social media posts.
February 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It’s fun that I now have to consider the potential legal ramifications of completely innocuous social media posts.
Having just finished another read through of @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social ‘s Johannes Cabal series, I have two thoughts:
1. The fact that we don’t have at least a streaming series by now is criminal, and;
2. I am once again asking for A Christmas at Maple Durham.
1. The fact that we don’t have at least a streaming series by now is criminal, and;
2. I am once again asking for A Christmas at Maple Durham.
December 22, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Having just finished another read through of @jonathanlhoward.bsky.social ‘s Johannes Cabal series, I have two thoughts:
1. The fact that we don’t have at least a streaming series by now is criminal, and;
2. I am once again asking for A Christmas at Maple Durham.
1. The fact that we don’t have at least a streaming series by now is criminal, and;
2. I am once again asking for A Christmas at Maple Durham.
Driving and I see an F-35C go straight from banking into a hover. @doha104p3.bsky.social …
a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
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December 20, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Driving and I see an F-35C go straight from banking into a hover. @doha104p3.bsky.social …
New hiking trip, new pics #Hiking #Photography
December 14, 2024 at 8:10 PM
New hiking trip, new pics #Hiking #Photography
Just found a job post on LinkedIn that sent me to the job post on MediaBistro which sent me to VerJobs which automatically redirected me to TheBigJobSite which redirected me to JobLeads which asked me for $2 to join their premium service so that I could apply...
a man is smoking a cigarette in front of a window that says he ky on it
ALT: a man is smoking a cigarette in front of a window that says he ky on it
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Just found a job post on LinkedIn that sent me to the job post on MediaBistro which sent me to VerJobs which automatically redirected me to TheBigJobSite which redirected me to JobLeads which asked me for $2 to join their premium service so that I could apply...
If enough nominees don't make it past Senate approval, does Congress just get to do it?
November 14, 2024 at 10:02 PM
If enough nominees don't make it past Senate approval, does Congress just get to do it?
Maybe I could just post some of my favorite shots I've taken for the time being?
November 14, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Maybe I could just post some of my favorite shots I've taken for the time being?
Should I try to make this one more professional? Or just retweet sports and dumb memes again?
November 14, 2023 at 2:40 PM
Should I try to make this one more professional? Or just retweet sports and dumb memes again?
What does it say about me that I spent actual time trying to think of a first post on this (slightly less) dumb app?
September 18, 2023 at 10:42 PM
What does it say about me that I spent actual time trying to think of a first post on this (slightly less) dumb app?