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BROWNIE Pembroke
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ㅤthere's no debate,
i'm the sweetest pastry around!
Pinned

ㅤ𝙄'𝙈 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙀𝙎𝙏, 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙔𝙊𝙐'𝙍𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝙊𝙍𝙎𝙏!
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April 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
silver

just gonna like the post and not tell me your thoughts SIGHHHHHHHH
April 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The noodles...

The SOY!
April 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
silver

guys i just had a stupid acc idea

come close let me whisper into your ear
April 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The Wok mind virus...
April 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
silver

might be time to finally muse Mayor Thaniyel ngl!!!
April 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
silver

sighs as i draw a random drawing in the sand

it eventually develops into text reading "WHAT IF I PARODIED SUSIE OR NOELLE FROM DELTARUNE"
April 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
BARDIIIIIIC INSPIRATIOOOOON
April 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
BROWNIE Pembroke
April 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Salutations, sirs!

Is it just me, or is it hot in here? Probably because I'm in the room, but ya know.
April 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
..."𝘧𝘪𝘴𝘩"?

( The tone of "i am violently sick from trying The Thing but that ALSO sounds good" )
April 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
...𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘕𝘒?!?!
April 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
April 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
No, I'm pretty sure they said RED meat.

I did a liiiittle research, and cooked red meat isn't red. More brown.
Uhh.. if you want, I can grill some up for ya?

*<- Mostly offering to distract himself.*
Thinking about trying this...

"Red meat" thing? Something something "savory"? Sounded interesting.
April 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Thinking about trying this...

"Red meat" thing? Something something "savory"? Sounded interesting.
April 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It's a monthly thing for me.

I eat a piece of bad trash, be sick AF for a day, and then boom! Good as new!
April 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I AM the poisonous food, mister. Plus, I haven't gotten poisoned from it this month yet!

( Yet. )
April 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It's quick, it's easy, and it's free.

A lot like pouring river water into your socks!
April 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Could go for some garbage eating right about now...
April 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My teeth kinda ache...

I wonder if I have an uncavity. Been a while, but who knows!
April 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Well, where I come from, offers like that tend to have a few strings attached.

More so shocked I can't sense them here, is all! Either you're a pro at hiding little clauses, or you're genuinely giving it to me free, in either case I'm honored!
April 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
...wow, I don't think me nor a single other person considered that.

Definetly gonna have to remember that idea for when I get home.
April 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM