Will Behun, aka Dr Hagfish Slime
wbehun.bsky.social
Will Behun, aka Dr Hagfish Slime
@wbehun.bsky.social
Teacher, father, stepfather, two-time widower, and amateur tetrapyloctomist.
I pray every day that he be released from suffering.
January 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
“Ancient” is such a tricky word, innt?
January 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Good times. I miss the days when religious zealotry, war, disease, and death were our constant companions.

Nevermind.
January 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
psssst. Destroy everything in you immediate surroundings.
January 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say “no”.
January 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Start saving up for treatment for anxiety and crippling depression. Am I projecting? Yes.

Seriously, congrats to you both.
January 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
For those of us just tuning in but somehow infected by your excitement, more information please?
January 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Oh no! She’s dead? Very sad.

Anyway…
January 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I have an excuse. A rare form of anaphylaxis.
January 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Both? Both. Let’s do both.
January 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Ummm. Hi?
January 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
*cackles in Vedanta*
January 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
In what bizarro universe would someone possibly interpret the court’s actions as an “exoneration”?

Oh right. Words they don’t understand.
January 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I mean, do you blame him?
January 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
As a Christian, I can confirm that you are absolutely right. 😞
January 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Dare to dream.
January 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Having taught philosophy for about 25 years now, I can confirm.
January 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It’s an occupational hazard. And your image of me is largely accurate.
January 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Well, it’s actually an extraordinary text and well worth reading or listening to even if it isn’t what you need right now.

Also, I was trying to be funny and clearly failed.
January 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is the way.
January 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
All of it.
January 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I would like to recommend Schopenhauer’s “The World as Will and Idea” because I am an unmitigated arsehole.

www.audible.com/pd/B01MSEQRU...
The World as Will And Idea, Volume 1
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. Schopenhauer was just 30 when his magnum opus, Die Welt als Wille und Vorstellung, a work of considerable learning and innovation of thought, first appeared...
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January 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Could be gayer. Just sayin’. 🏳️‍🌈
January 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM