Will Behun, aka Dr Hagfish Slime
@wbehun.bsky.social
Teacher, father, stepfather, two-time widower, and amateur tetrapyloctomist.
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I would like to inform everyone that is following me that you’ve made a terrible error.
I sort of forgot this was here. 😞
March 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I sort of forgot this was here. 😞
Excuse me sir, but I’m an alcoholic, not a sport fan. I do have some dignity.
January 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Excuse me sir, but I’m an alcoholic, not a sport fan. I do have some dignity.
I’m ready for #commencement tomorrow
December 13, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I’m ready for #commencement tomorrow
@bluerichierich.bsky.social thanks for the follow. I can only assume that you thrive on disappointment, in which case you won’t be disappointed.
December 10, 2024 at 9:21 PM
@bluerichierich.bsky.social thanks for the follow. I can only assume that you thrive on disappointment, in which case you won’t be disappointed.
I’m reading a draft of someone’s conference presentation. I’ve found a passage that is drawn almost word for word from a fairly obscure German language article from 15 years ago. I’m not sure if it’s a quote (that would be cited in a final version) or plagiarism. I suspect the former.
December 9, 2024 at 12:54 AM
I’m reading a draft of someone’s conference presentation. I’ve found a passage that is drawn almost word for word from a fairly obscure German language article from 15 years ago. I’m not sure if it’s a quote (that would be cited in a final version) or plagiarism. I suspect the former.
“Unhand the reptile, space captain”
December 8, 2024 at 8:41 AM
“Unhand the reptile, space captain”
Apparently my phrase “go fuck yourself sideways with a splintered bat” has captured the imagination of my friends and colleagues. 🏏
December 8, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Apparently my phrase “go fuck yourself sideways with a splintered bat” has captured the imagination of my friends and colleagues. 🏏
The experience of hand writing is something that I both love (for romantic and philosophical reasons) and hate (for efficiency and practicality reasons)
December 7, 2024 at 5:29 PM
The experience of hand writing is something that I both love (for romantic and philosophical reasons) and hate (for efficiency and practicality reasons)
You don’t need to know why my recent search history includes “Auguste Escoffier”, “osteoblasts”, and “Aztec death whistle replica”
December 5, 2024 at 4:07 PM
You don’t need to know why my recent search history includes “Auguste Escoffier”, “osteoblasts”, and “Aztec death whistle replica”
Life is pain.
November 30, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Life is pain.
Alright. That’s enough consciousness for now.
November 30, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Alright. That’s enough consciousness for now.
Don’t worry. These aren’t all of my eggs.
November 23, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Don’t worry. These aren’t all of my eggs.
Judging by the ambient light, the sun has risen, but I’m disinclined to actually check.
November 23, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Judging by the ambient light, the sun has risen, but I’m disinclined to actually check.
Let the children boogie.
November 22, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Let the children boogie.
I would like to inform everyone that is following me that you’ve made a terrible error.
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
I would like to inform everyone that is following me that you’ve made a terrible error.
I’m too old to be here.
November 19, 2024 at 3:19 PM
I’m too old to be here.
I am considering the possibility that my purchase of an air fryer is justified entirely on the basis of mozzarella sticks.
November 18, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I am considering the possibility that my purchase of an air fryer is justified entirely on the basis of mozzarella sticks.