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Sam Evans
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I'm not a kid, not yet an Adult.
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"No one ever clarified what we were supposed to remember" @spyke2139.bsky.social #neverforget
my 7 year old niece FT me to tell me to vote for Robert Irwin on #DWTS gives me feelings I can't explain. Thanks Steve your legacy lives on #crikey
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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It is arguable that nobody has ever looked better on screen than Kelly does in this film 😍
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October 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?
September 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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For those praising Charlie Kirk, ask them if they agree with Kirk when he said the Civil Rights Act was a huge mistake, MLK was an awful person, Palestine doesn't exist, women's place is under their husband, and that the white supremacist "replacement theory" is real.

I'd love to hear the answers.
September 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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All the MAGA Warriors who all of a sudden care about political violence?

You celebrate insurrectionists, killers, criminals, you said nothing about Vance Boelter, and support ICE agents terrorizing innocent Americans.

Hypocrites.

Don't let these people bully you or shame you. Call them out.
September 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'm sorry but what the actual fuck are Join ICE commercials doing on ESPN? @espn.com #FUCKDISNEY
August 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Happy Birthday Harry! #fuckJK
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July 31, 2025 at 11:20 AM
"No one ever clarified what we were supposed to remember" @spyke2139.bsky.social #neverforget
July 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Since this might be the last 4th of July we get to celebrate #Happy4th #stolenland #weareallimmigrants #welcometoearth
July 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I saw a CD on the side of the road today......the story that must hold.
June 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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FRIDAY!
June 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Calvin, accidentally summing up the entire internet.
#CalvinandHobbes #MediaTruthBomb
May 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Window open. Ceiling fan on. Laptop playing iTunes. TV playing Yankees baseball. I feel content.
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April 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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April 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.
April 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
March 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Tron: Legacy slaps man.
March 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Window open. Fan on. Rain pouring. #HappyBirthday
March 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Didn't we all decide that he was a totally insane human being who is being protected by an exploitative cult, that he also benefits from? The guy who cut off all contact with his daughter and whose ex-wife had to get burner phones to escape him?
March 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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We probably should have predicted this reactionary, far-right historical moment when people started rehabilitating Tom Cruise's image
March 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
February 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Having a press conference to discuss the beard policy is so Yankees. Geez.
February 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Bearded Gerrit Cole in the playoffs let's go!! #Yankees
February 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I have Chinese leftovers in the fridge, which mean i'm not going to sleep well tonight because i'll be to excited about eating them for lunch tomorrow.
February 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM