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Nathan Burt
@filmguy623.bsky.social
Denver-area movie addict, screenwriter, and Golden Girls aficionado.

Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/P4QN

Husband, father, 🐈‍⬛/🐕 dad

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A gay 🏳️‍🌈

Write now. Winnow later.
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My entire life philosophy summed up in five lines from my first script.

#scripwriting #script #screenwriting
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32 years ago today, we first witnessed the wonder of the My Dinner with Andre video game. “Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood” premiered November 18, 1993.
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is me.

This entire row was empty when I bought this ticket this morning.

The entire row is still empty….

Except for the two old people who just bought the ticket ONE 👏 SEAT 👏 AWAY 👏 FROM 👏 ME 👏 just now.

I do not understand why this happens every time I go to the movies.
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Tidal Body — Gina Kiel, 2024
Oil and acrylic on canvas
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Seeing a “We the People” decal on a pickup truck never fails to make me laugh.

Every time.
Tom Senya GIF
ALT: Tom Senya GIF
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November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Now I’m walkin’ again
To the beat of a drum
And I’m countin’ the steps
To the door of your heart
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I need talking in a movie theater to be punishable by law, with a minimum 5-year jail sentence and a $25,000 fee.
three older women are standing in a jail cell with their mouths open .
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November 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I really do live in a beautiful place, but I am really, really, very, extremely ready to begin this next phase in life.

#nofilter
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Re: This whole Megyn Kelly excusing pedophilia because the amount of money it makes her far supersedes her ability to care about the fact that child rape is wrong:

You’re expecting a lot from a woman who devoted time on a national news broadcast to admonish the idea of a Black Santa Claus.
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November 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
There is a vas deferens between the male and female reproductive systems.
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November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Share a gif or vid that reminds you of your teenage years:
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The only reason I will ever use ChatGPT from now on is to help me write “Yo Mama” jokes.
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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My painting BICYCLE SHADOW.

This is a rare self portrait. I love to bike through all the seasons.
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
More fun with bots.

#goldengirls
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A woman at LAX just tried to sit down in the seat my husband was in prior to leaving to go to the bathroom even though his bag, his water bottle, and his charger are all either on or next to the seat.
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Another fun example of how my phone never matches the correct album cover to the song.
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Me: Is that Usher?

Friend: 🎶Yeah🎶
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November 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I just went to the bank to take some cash out for tipping airport shuttle drivers this weekend (we’re going out of town) and the teller asked me what I wanted the money for. And, I just looked at her for a second and finally started singing: 🎶 I have a structured settlement and I need cash now 🎶
a man and a woman dressed as vikings are standing next to each other in a cave .
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November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I just want everyone to know that Teen Vogue is trending more than Dick Cheney’s death and I think that’s a nice thing.
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Monday morning fun with bots.
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I just watched the last of the “Hell House” series and, in a movie that didn’t make much sense to me, what I think I liked most about it was the fact that the Margaret Carmichael character’s name is spelled wrong in the closing credits.
November 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM