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media obsession dumpster. danmei et al. expect: nsfw, problematic things. all ships. occasional off topic thoughts. 双聂4evr
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Hmm.
Picture of an orange gold fish and a long thin brown fish in an aquarium Same aquarium, same fish. The goldfish is now deepthroating the long fish's snout.
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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thriving
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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hey, remember these mariusses?
November 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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cumplane, the ship upon which the universe hinges :') :') :')
Screenshot from scum villain extra: "Shen Yuan wanted to slam the curtain shut again, but found there was no curtain to pull. So he blocked Shang Qinghua without hesitation. A little while later he released Shang Qinghua again."
November 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Oh, she's funny... :')
A bit of authorial metafiction from the new scum villain extra. Screenshot of text passage that reads: "As for what kind of work he was doing, Teacher Airplane said that of course he had to hurry up and eat his favorite instant noodles... Oh no, he had to organize his manuscripts and write a side story for "Proud Immortal Demon Way"! Shen Yuan had absolutely no hope for this. It's important to understand that the worst thing you can do with a wildly popular novel is to create a sequel or side story after it's been running for years. That would be a thankless task, and readers would often say, "It's not the same anymore!" This is unavoidable, because even if the author remains unchanged, the readers will not. Both are progressing on different paths; how can one expect them to converge again?"
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Aw, it's all the things I like 🥰
November 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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First hit is already hilarious:
November 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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We all weren't paying attention, but this week, somewhere out there, LHK quietly peaked
Screenshot of LHK's Instagram with a photo of him with slightly mussed hair, unshaven, and his tongue sticking out in a blep. He's presumably sitting on a white sofa and he's wearing a black sweater. Caption reads: "Do you like the perspective of someone who hasn't shaved and looks like they're right beside you hhhh"
November 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Been out touching grass et al
Photo of a moss- and lichen covered rock (with a close-up of some shreck ear shaped lichen) against a blurry background of a river flanked by trees
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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In so many ways they truly are the ultimate relationship dynamic!
October 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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“Sent 16 Oct 2025, 23:45:09, CST“ | wangxian/lxc | 2,4k

💬 pov wei wuxian
💬 academia au
💬 happy couple wangxian + roommate lxc
💬 drunken sexting
💬 cw for nonchalant attitudes to sibling incest

... The mezcal made him do it. 🫠
Fic info on AO3: “Sent 16 Oct 2025, 23:45:09, CST” wayofcloudbrain Summary: Wangji, they’re making me drink! is the first message. The second, sent about half an hour later is just: mezcal And then, from just a couple of minutes ago: msde it backk oj “Oh,” Wei Wuxian says. °°° Lan Xichen has been living with his brother and his brother's boyfriend for the better part of a year. When he leaves for a conference on another continent, they don’t exactly mind having the house to themselves for once. Xichen, on the other hand, seemed reluctant to part. When he texts after the post-conference dinner, some ... unexpected things come to light. Notes: Here. I have written Wangxian the only way I know how. Fic info on AO3: Rating: Mature Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) Relationships: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei WuxianLan Huan | Lan Xichen/Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei WuxianLan Huan | Lan Xichen/Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji Characters: Lan Zhan | Lan WangjiWei Ying | Wei WuxianLan Huan | Lan XichenLan Yuan | Lan SizhuiLan Jingyi Additional Tags: Xichen is Wangxian's RoommatePost-Breakup Lan XichenSibling Incestdrunken sextingUnsolicited DickpicAlternate Universe - Modern SettingAlternate Universe - AcademiaHorny Drunk Lan XichenCodependencyPOV Wei Ying | Wei WuxianInsinuation of Kink DiscoveryHappy Couple WangxianDrunk Lan XichenNonchalant Attitudes To Sibling Incestcliffhanger endingOpen EndingReference to Past Incestuous Entanglement Language: English Collections: Shitfaced - A Drunk Lan Xichen Fanwork Event Stats: Published: 2025-10-15 Words: 2,432 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 7 Kudos: 24 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 163
October 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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sweetness
my cat sleeping in my bed
October 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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meanwhile zanzan's staple is still plausible deniability thirst trap (i don't personally think theyre that deniable but ymmv)
photo of actor zhu zanjin cuddling his white poodle wooly on a beige sofa. he is wearing some sort of short-sleeve & short pyjama set and is curled up into a little ball around the dog. plenty of thigh on view.
October 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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the sheer amount of pictures he posts that are just "kuankuan dissociating with food"
photo of actor li haikuan sitting at a table at an outdoor location in front of a serving of french fries(?). he is wearing a brownish shirt with leopard print detailing and a downcast facial expression. in the background, there is a folded sun umbrella and greenery
October 15, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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at least the cat's cute
photo of a calico cat sleeping curled up into a ball, next to a stuffed toy that looks like a fish
October 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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you get: actual art
photo of li bowen in a photograph by ren hang. he is submerged in red liquid, with only his face visible above the surface and he is exhaling smoke
October 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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not sure if it strictly speaking counts because i don't even know who this is but it's somehow in the blorbo folder and it sure made me associate
photo of an unknown to me kpop boy(???) lying prostrate on the floor in thin, see through, white clothing, covered in a white goo(???), eyefucking the camera, and looking like he just hatched from a large egg in a sort of birth of helen situation
October 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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no worries! i found it somehow really hard to find a blorbo that fits the mood of your moji but for lack of something better, have xiao zhan's beautiful, impressive tear acting:
Screenshot from CQL of Wei Wuxian in the forest after Jin Zixuan's death. He looks fragile and devastated and his eyes are brimming with tears.
October 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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it's. not big
October 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Birthday Roast | 3zun | 1,7k
Fill for the prompt "Dick Drunk" for #drunkxixi2025

🎈POV Lan Xichen
🎈Plot What Plot
🎈Horny birthday boy gets a treat (twice)

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/72139776
Screenshot of Fic Info on AO3: Birthday Roast wayofcloudbrain Summary: Lan Xichen gets a treat. Notes: For Lan Xichen. A fill (hehe) for the prompt "Dickdrunk" for the Drunk Lan Xichen Fanwork Event. (No actual drunkenness in this one.) Apologies for ... uhm, the writing. (See the end of the work for more notes.) Screenshot of Fic Info on AO3: Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Relationship: Lan Huan | Lan Xichen/Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao/Nie Mingjue Characters: Nie MingjueLan Huan | Lan XichenMeng Yao | Jin Guangyao Additional Tags: POV Lan Huan | Lan XichenDickdrunkSpitroastingMinor Vibes of Lan Xichen - Get-Along CocksleeveDirty TalkSecond WindAnal FingeringOral SexAnal SexPlot What Plot/Porn Without Plotbegging for itInhumanly Horny Lan XichenLan Xichen Has An Out Of Body ExperienceA-Yao and Mingjue Have An In His Body ExperiencePurple Prose (Xixi-Vision) Language: English Collections: Shitfaced - A Drunk Lan Xichen Fanwork Event Stats: Published: 2025-10-08 Words: 1,776 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 1 Hits: 6
October 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRINCESS
Screenshot from cql of Lan Xichen as he speaks to Lan Wangji. The subtitles read: "Maybe I think to much."
October 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Tune in to a boy's live and let him lightly torture you for a few minutes
Screenshot of Zhu Zanjin's live. He is bent over a tiny notebook that he is holding on his bare knees and focused on drawing a flower. He is wearing wire-rimmed glasses, a tshirt with broad, black-and-white stripes and shorts so tiny they are invisible in the picture. He has rings on the index finger and the ring fingers of his drawing hand. Screenshot from Zhu Zanjin's live. He is now closer to the camera, holding up his hand to show off his ring. The tip of his tongue is peeking out from between his lips. There's a tiny bit of stubble visible in his chin and upper lip. He is altogether deadly. RIP us all.
October 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Pictures at an Exhibition | xisang(+) | 15k
for #drunkxixi2025 🩵

🖼 modern AU, lxc POV
🖼 nieyao are a problem, alcohol is a solution
🖼 horny drunk xichen
🖼 reckless drunken hookup
🖼 certified, canon-typical sangzun mess™

archiveofourown.org/works/720219...
Screenshot of the fic title and summary on AO3. Pictures at an Exhibition wayofcloudbrain Summary: Arguably, here would be a good point to stop drinking. Xichen rarely drinks, not because he really can't hold his alcohol but because he doesn't particularly like how he gets when he drinks: Emotional and unreasonable and needy, in a foolishly reckless way. Normally, he avoids any amount of alcohol that would cause him to lose control like that as a precaution, but today, his usual prudence seems to have been overruled by more irrational impulses from the start. aka Lan Xichen finds himself in a mess of a situation, and somehow the only way out he can think of is to get drunk and make it even messier. Screenshot of the fic info on AO3. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Relationships: Lan Huan | Lan Xichen/Nie HuaisangMeng Yao | Jin Guangyao/Nie MingjueLan Huan | Lan Xichen/Original Male Character(s) Characters: Nie HuaisangLan Huan | Lan XichenMeng Yao | Jin GuangyaoNie MingjueBibi (JTWYA) - OCLucas - OC Additional Tags: (Past) FWB NieLan, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Exhibition Opening, Alcohol, Lan Xichen Has A Lot Of Confusing Emotions, Honeymoon Phase NieYao, Jealousy, Casual Sex, Bad Decisions Made Around Alcohol, Drunken hookup, Oral Sex, Wall Sex, Anal Sex, Drunk Sex, Drunk Lan Xichen Is A Slut, Marie Kondo "I Love Mess" Gif: The Fic, A Galaxy Of Proxy Constellations Language: English Series: ← Previous Work Part 16 of JTWYA-verse Collections: Shitfaced - A Drunk Lan Xichen Fanwork Event Stats: Published: 2025-10-06 Completed: 2025-10-06 Words: 15,254 Chapters: 3/3
October 7, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Hallo. I've written a little thingy for #drunkxixi2025 to combine both of today's prompts – "Drunken First Kiss" and "Sorry, Wrong Bed!".
Screenshot of AO3 with the fic info: All Hotel Rooms Look The Same by wayofcloudbrain for real_ghost Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Teen And Up Audiences No Archive Warnings Apply M/M Complete Work 05 Oct 2025 Tags: No Archive Warnings ApplyLan Huan | Lan Xichen/Meng Yao | Jin GuangyaoLan Huan | Lan Xichen Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao Jin GuangshanPOV Jin Guangyao Pining Unresolved Sexual Tension Drunk Lan Huan | Lan Xichen drunken first kiss Bedsharing Alternate Universe - Modern Setting They Want Each Other But A-Yao Thinks It Can't Be Summary: Little fill that combines the prompts "Drunken First Kiss" and "Sorry, Wrong Bed!" Jin Guangyao is trying so hard to act prudently and stay out of harm’s way. But then drunk Xichen happens. Photo of a warmly lit, luxuriously decorated hotel hallway. The tastefulness of the style is dubious but very chinese.
October 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM