This shit is killing me

Hell yeah

“the one with the flap that never quite closed properly” 🙁

We have dickmonalds at home

Love that you’re okay man yikes! Traumatizing!

like i feel like i’m losing my fucking mind here in how the sanitizing of language around the sexual abuse & trafficking of minors in some attempt to not only normalize it but put blame on the one who’s too young to vote amongst grown ass men of wealth & power statuses

consent doesn’t exist here!

*hits vape*

Fuck yeah dude. I wrote “food” in the memo line of my income tax payment.

*hits vape again*

They rejected it so I paid even more

Yes

More like ballsroom am I righfuck it

Hey pal the gorm store called.

I’ll be happy when the spell that animated this golem wears out I can tell you that for free

Fuck yes grats ding what have you

Hell yeah buddy absolutely.

❤️