Wayne Barker
wayneb77.bsky.social
Wayne Barker
@wayneb77.bsky.social
Freelance SEO, Search Experience Optimisation, Digital Marketing Consultant & Shit

In previous lives: Director at @boomweb // Marketing Director @TheDigitalMaze // Co-creator of @DrinkDigitalUK
// Described by @mrjamesob as 'very sweary'
ADVERTISING: FITTING IN, OR STANDING OUT // https://buff.ly/41fZ0xR
December 4, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Are We Watching The Internet Die? // https://buff.ly/49OORd0
November 28, 2024 at 8:12 PM
...and then the CEO said "Can't we just create all them wordy things with ChatGPT?

We can just get rid of all of the writers, bar one, and then we can just bank all the cash and I can buy another car that I don't need."

Home Alone, 1990
November 28, 2024 at 11:55 AM
"Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should do it"

Jurassic Park, 1993. The AI/ChatGPT Shitty Bottom Of The Barrel Content Creation Edition
November 27, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Google: "SEOs, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of training.

Now please step this way, as we provide you with our final test: an eye exam..."

[a series of flashes occur]

Men in Black, 1997: The Collectors 'You Do Not Remember Panda And Penguin' Edition
November 27, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Jim: "Where did my organic traffic go?"

28 Days Later, 2002: The AI Overviews Special Edition
November 26, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?

Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

The Matrix, 1999: The Google Core Update Edition
November 26, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Here's some of the ones I haven't dared to expand on further yet 🤣
November 19, 2024 at 9:21 AM
November 14, 2024 at 6:20 PM