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Wayfarer
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⚠️ OWNED BY A MEGACORP.

Provincial but sadly not Canadian. Still legal in most states. Signing books (not mine!) Compulsive liar.

(he/him)

Also good: they/them (royal), dude/dude (abiding), they/them (multitudinous).

4 June Tiananmen Square
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It is #Caturday, and the Office Manager would like to provide proof of life.

Not the best pose for that, but the effort is appreciated!
Photograph from above of a cat with seal point Siamese markings, on its back, front paws curled up, exposing its belly. I’ve been ill. That is all.
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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It’s #Caturday, and the Local Void has…dropped off an organizer pouch? What are you trying to tell me, little cat?
Photograph of a longhaired black cat looming over a Thule organizer pouch he has just dropped and gazing expectantly at the viewer.
October 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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For the safety of yourself and repair-minded folk around you, please do not refer to your iFixit package as an “Antifa ration” when collecting your mail.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Photograph of packaging for a shipment from iFixit, a cardboard box emblazoned with a full-bleed image of a stylized fist holding a wrench aloft, in the fashion of a Cold War-era Communist propaganda poster.
October 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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This #Caturday, the Local Void is feeling…impish.
Photograph of a longhaired black cat lying on a blanket. He is facing the camera, tongue sticking out slightly.
October 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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This #Caturday, Our Lady of Perpetual Mischief saw an opportunity and took it.

No games this evening.
Photograph of a longhaired white cat with snowshoe-like markings sitting on a blanket, facing resolutely away from the camera, butt and tail draped across a Steam Deck and TV remote.
September 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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It is #Caturday, and the Local Void reminds me there are books to be read!
Photograph of a long haired black cat sitting on the back of a couch, bookshelves behind him. He stares alertly at the camera, yellow eyes and the top of his nose the only features visible on his face.
September 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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This #Caturday, the Local Void recharges by catching up on his favorite shows.
Photograph of a long haired black cat lying on a blanket on a couch. The light of a screen is reflected in his eyes.
September 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Pictured: the Office Supervisor realizing he slept through another #Caturday.
Photograph of a Siamese cat lying on his side on a cat bed, one paw draped over the lip. His eyes are barely open, as if just waking up.
August 31, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Our Lady of Perpetual Mischief reminds us that it is already #Caturday.
Photograph of a longhaired white cat with ragdoll markings loafing on a wall, backlit, one paw extended slightly to right of frame. Her face is in shadow, but appears to have a judgmental expression as she gazes at the viewer.
August 23, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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This #Caturday, the Office Supervisor is expecting a TPS report.
Photograph of a slightly blurry Siamese cat lying on a bed. The cat is looking at the camera.
August 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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It is #Caturday, and Our Lady of Perpetual Mischief has identified her next target.
Photograph of a white cat with snowshoe markings sitting behind a lamp and staring intently at something to the right of frame with pale blue eyes.
August 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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It is #Caturday, and the Office Supervisor is performing mandatory assessments on all sittable surfaces.
Photograph of a Siamese cat lying on a chair. His head is lifted slightly as he regards the viewer with deep blue eyes, possibly with a bit of a reproachful expression?
July 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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This #Caturday, the Local Void absorbs the light. As he does.
Photograph of a longhaired black cat reclining on a blanket. The cat is lying on his side, yellow eyes watching the camera.
July 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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The Office Supervisor called in lazy this #Caturday. I tracked him down, and… No lies detected.
Photograph of a cat with seal-point Siamese markings reclining against a carpeted scratching post and looking innocently at the camera.
July 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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The Office Supervisor is taking this #Caturday off so he can do mischief over the holiday weekend. Such smart time management!
Photograph of a cat with seal-point Siamese markings lying on a bed. The cat stares at something to right of frame, eyes reflecting light, front paws extending toward the viewer on the left, and back paws splayed out toward the right.
June 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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It's #Caturday again, and Our Lady of Perpetual Mischief is doing her rounds.
June 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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It is #Caturday, and Our Lady of Perpetual Mischief reminds us that in America, we suffer #NoKings.

Be seen, be safe, friends.
Photograph of a motion-blurred white cat with brown ragdoll markings on a glass table. The cat is yelling at the camera, fangs visible.
June 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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This #Caturday, it is so hot that the Local Void is melting…
Photograph of a longhaired black car sprawled along the back of a couch.
June 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Political marketing opportunity available, if a particular fast food chain is brave enough.
Promotional photograph of a suspiciously empty Del Taco franchised restaurant unit. Lights are on around the exterior, and the background is a deep purple sky with magenta wisps of clouds, suggesting an idyllic sunset. Do not be fooled. Those are chemtrails, or possibly the vaporous outbursts of recent visitors to the restaurant. It's pretty good for fast "Mexican" food, even in the Southwest, but that's admittedly a low bar, and the way Taco Bell limbos under that bar really makes me crave it instead. Mmm, chalupas…
June 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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It is #Caturday, and the Office Manager insists the moth is somewhere in this room. Please let me sleep in, sir!
Photograph of a seal-point Siamese cat lying on a bed, facing the camera. His eyes are wide, ears alert, and the reflection of a window is visible in them.
May 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Okay, apparently I'm supposed to get back to work.
Photograph of a Siamese cat framed by a sunbeam, but now wide awake, eyes narrowed and mouth open as he makes demands of yr. humble photographer.
May 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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This #Caturday, even the Office Supervisor is taking a day off.
Photograph of a Siamese cat resting beside a bed, framed in a sunbeam, eyes almost fully shut as he basks in the light of the morning sun.
May 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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It's #Caturday, and…

Sir. I insist that—

SIR!
Photograph of the top of a Siamese cat's head as it attempts to nuzzle the photographer.
May 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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This #Caturday, the Local Void politely demands an offering.
Photograph of a black longhaired cat sitting on a blanket draped along the back of a couch. The cat gazes at the viewer, a paw extended toward the camera, claws partially visible, grasping the blanket.
May 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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The Local Void makes an argument for joining the Dark Side.

May the 4th be with you!
A longhaired black cat sits in a loaf on a striped blanket. It looks toward the left of frame alertly, one paw half extended, ready for action.
May 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM